Emilia meow

transgenedr creature she/they not a cat somehow employed as a software developer (how did that happen?) finnish bullshit at @haarukkahissisertifikaatillinen

[barkayal]

[uniformedwater]

music not hitting, phone not hitting, Minecraft not hitting, food not hitting, mouth taste like blood, death comes for us all

[orteil42]

unconvinced i'll ever find "the vitamin" that makes me all better so i can get real work done but i do expect they'll elucidate whatever my deal was post-mortem, after which what i did manage to accomplish with my life will be regarded on the level of Beethoven composing despite being deaf or Gordon Ramsay cooking despite being british

[bagelbarr0n]

Really funny one two punch on my dash this morning

[killowave]

[supremeshogunrj]

The longer it takes for this to come across your dash the funnier it is

[libraryogre]

Which will fade first? Memories of the Area 51 "raid", or memories of Internet Explorer?

[str8aura-no-not-that-one]

Oh my god....

[galaxywarp]

[pregnantjerma-deactivated202309]

[pregnantjerma-deactivated202309]

[antimonarchy]

*has a thought and has to scroll back to where I was on the tumblr dashboard to remember it*

[yanguang]

the cutes..

[amplifierpriestess]

rb to give prev the cutes

[antimonarchy]

*has a thought and has to scroll back to where I was on the tumblr dashboard to remember it*

[antimonarchy]

*has a thought and has to scroll back to where I was on the tumblr dashboard to remember it*

[antimonarchy]

*has a thought and has to scroll back to where I was on the tumblr dashboard to remember it*

[neat-deadandlive-things]

The creature outside my window that has been building a nest all week finally had a baby!

[requiodile]

despite the similar coloration, this isn’t a juvenile of the same species. the mature form of a vibrating plate compactor looks like this:

[neat-deadandlive-things]

It's adopted!

[fishing-princess]

[felixcloud6288]

Listening to a podcast

"Let's take a word from our sponsor."

*Skip ahead a minute* "You can-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "Use code-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "300,000-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "300,000-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "T-shirts-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "Motherfuck-"

*Go back 15 seconds*

[felixcloud6288]

Oh we're all feeling this one aren't we?

[kitsuleif]

[earhartsease]

and that much ado? it's about nothing

[magicmooshka]

my comic for terrible comic day 2026

[grammarobsessed]

doof is reclaiming his yuri