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so the wikipedia page for this defunct company has a tiny bit of funny phrasing in its opening paragraph:

now because i know wikipedia editors Don't Like It When Wikipedia Is Funny i looked at the talk page and it did not dissapoint

viridiancolors

mlembug

bakugames-deactivated20210814

Pokémon emerald (2004)

trucyisright

my mother is playing pikmin and yelling at them in the exact tone of voice she uses for me and my siblings so we go into fight or flight every time. we thought initially that this meant she regarded the pikmin as akin to her children, but I now fear she’s always viewed us as pikmin

goldensunset

hi your post reads like a poem to me

raviolireptile

Aftermath

Part 1:

Part 2 of 2

Or go watch the whole thing on TikTok if you want

Note: carl becoming a math teacher was loosely inspired by chapter 5 of this fic

trix-the-artemis

For context,

Torment Nexus : "an idea that is so bad and dangerous in theory and practice that its indistinguishable from capitalist satire".

Luddite event : After the creation of textile machines (which produced fabric at a lower quality but faster rate while being dangerous to operate), textile mills fired a huge amount of their workforce leading to the remaining workers becoming overworked. A Luddite event thus in this context is "an innovation that is exaggerated to excuse mistreatment of the workforce".

anneapocalypse

"Stop dumbing down dungeons! More complex mechanics!"

(pulls out a Nerf gun) and how will you respond when players get those mechanics wrong and slow down your run? answer quickly.

realbrickwall

This is correct, but if you find yourself having ignored this warning and placed a puzzle rated for children over the age of 5 in your dungeon, the answer is ninjas. Ninjas attack and in the process the mechanic is altered or bypassed as your players lose a few resources.

Replace ninjas with whatever imminent danger fits your situation. A fire can be ninjas for those with a pure heart.

dice-wizard

Turns out this one's actually about MMO dungeons, bud, but this is still good advice. Excuse us, OP, we got lost.

anneapocalypse

No worries, TTRPG friends, I am one of you as well. 🤝 Thanks for introducing the phrase "A fire can be ninjas for those with a pure heart" to my vocabulary.

lomlompurim

respost separated from the og post bc I really liked this silly little thing I made

And a little extra of my own

little binghe has a goal in this life and it only gets worse once he mets sqq, no one dares to threaten his position as sqq's future wife, he literally was born to be his spouse!!

kakyoinryoko

i think if you showed minecraft or fortnite to a little medieval peasant boy he would probably start writing parodies of church hymns. it’s human nature

kakyoinryoko

this has rendered me speechless

kittydealer

u/differentlifer

rightlessdestiny

jewish-joy

Last year, I befriended a Catholic seminarian. We've gotten to be pretty decent friends. Seeing as he was staying in town for the summer and I wasn't, I entrusted him with caring for my plant.

He did a wonderful job, but as he was returning my plant to my custody, he explained "I watered her every other day, I gave her new dirt, moved her into the sunshine, prayed the rosary-"

"What?"

He looked at me, confused. "Isn't she a plant you pray with?"

"No," I said slowly. "She's a prayer plant. That's the... colloquial name of the plant."

Upon seeing his stricken face, I realized something went wrong. Turns out, this entire time, he's been including my plant in on his prayers and leaving her near icons.

Listen, totally cool. My plant becoming Catholic is a great deal for her not dying over the summer. But now I must navigate this interfaith household. Keep me in your thoughts.

tiktoks-i-enjoyed

skrimpinatree

dog who's really self conscious about her residue

skrimpinatree

nobody touching this post, probably on account of her residue 😔

fmd-art

The trio ☀️

nalivaa

the mexican football team has a 17 yrs old player and one of the funniest outcomes of this is that he cannot appear in any ad for gambling or drinking so he only appears in candy and milk advertisements. his first world cup and he's not even legally allowed to drive. his nickname is "morita" (little berry). he's three apples tall.