Fuck Dude

Sunrises should be called moonsets. My goal is to build a sauna for bumble bees complete with a miniature bar.

[bloomflowersbloom]

*gives someone i like some attention* damn they prolly think im obsessed with them lemme chill

[actuallygodzilla]

*sweeping heaps of debris into the path of the oncoming roomba* eat well, my son

[hannigraham]

I was looking at selfie sticks on amazon and i think this review is so sweet and cute

[grawly]

[refinery29]

Joe Biden crashed a college party in this new #ItsOnUs PSA explaining why sexual assault is *everyone’s* problem

Could vice president (and part-time TV actor) Joe Biden sneak into a college party in real life? Judging by a new Funny or Die video, he totally could.

Gifs: Funny or Die

WATCH THE VIDEO

[littledeconstruction-deactivate]

i honestly love Joe Biden with every fiber of my tiny, shriveled heart

[bando--grand-scamyon]

He’s my fav

[kzmfotb]

Biden a real one

[got-stars-in-your-eyez-deactiva]

My husband and I are surprising our 6 year old by taking him to Disney for his b-day tomorrow. We’ve been in the car for 4+ hours and he still thinks we are on our way home from school. He keeps saying “looks like we’re almost home!” 😂

Bless his heart.

[got-stars-in-your-eyez-deactiva]

Update: we arrived to Disney World, he thinks we took a wrong turn and is very concerned about who is going to feed our cat.

[jacobdarvin]

[highkeygay]

generic brand

[twofingerswhiskey]

no no you don’t understand

in canada

this is an actual thing

[dekutree]

it’s an actual thing literally everywhere

[lilassho]

A sweetheart with a temper

[lowresolutioncryptid-deactivate]

pls raise ur kids to think it’s normal and ok to explore their gender identity

[bigblacks-blog-blog]

[littlewinguard-deactivated20170]

[nouveauartpunk]

[comicberks]

Goddamn it. 

[jellodem0n]

[sagihairius]

CAPTCHA  1: check this box

CAPTCHA 2: select all the rivers

CAPTCHA 3: which of these tiny pictures has an apple in it

CAPTCHA 4: can you find where you went wrong in your life

CAPTCHA 5: select the reasons why my wife left me

[ryanrossisms-deactivated2017012]

I can't believe all emos were born on this day ten years ago