Is She?

Well I'll tell you. I'm Emily. I'm a Whovian, a Nerdfighter, and a lover of books. I'm still waiting for my Hogwarts acceptance letter and for Gandalf to take me on an adventure. Disney lives within my soul and I have a very eclectic taste in music. Also, I like cake. Cake is good.

[humantested-turingapproved]

In case anyone is curious, you can put 27 toddler socks on a lazy cat and she won’t move.

[mostlycatsmostly]

23 ski caps and didn’t budge. 😺

[no-lives-matter-that-much-deact]

Four remotes a box of floss and a battery.

[the-addiction-of-you]

Another cat

[sadrien-depreste]

many oranges

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

whenever i see a baby in public i wish i were like a powerful faerie god mother character who could give the baby a gift like “you’ll never get a cold” or “math will always make sense to you” or something like bein’ great with string instruments but I don’t have any powers that I know of but it doesn’t stop me from trying so every time I see a baby in public I tell the adult with it “what a beautiful baby” and it makes them smile and then I pretend I can take the goodness of their smile and I look at the baby and I think very hard “you will have a good life, even if it’s hard, you will end up happy” and I’m just hopin’ the magic kicks in at some point

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

faerie: for your service, I will grant you one boon me: cool can it be the power to grant boons faerie, looking through the manual: uh,

[officialunitedstates]

hey here’s a fact for all of my followers who follow me.  butter, ice cream, milk, and cheese all come to us from the same animal.  i cant remember which animal it is right now but i know for sure its the same one

[cigaretteslutx]

Ill give you a hint, it moos

[officialunitedstates]

thanks yeah it’s the moose

[leoholzer]

Don’t try to down-play my power. [x]

[copiousamountsofsunshine]

Harry Potter Characters that I will believe are canonically queer until JKR herself tells me otherwise.

Dean Thomas and Seamus Finnigan - idk about their individual sexualities but they’re a canon couple. Pretty sure JK said at one point that she considered making them canon, so they are. You can’t change my mind.

Luna Lovegood - pansexual. Luna doesn’t give two shits about your gender. If she likes you, she likes you. She probably feels about genitals the same way she feels about moles or birthmarks.

Draco Malfoy - gay. I’m about 105% sure that Draco only married a woman because his parents expected him to continue the Malfoy Bloodline. A belief that’s only furthered by the fact that his wife knew she would die at a young age and wanted a child before her passing. His parents gave him a hard enough time for marrying a woman that isn’t a racist, now imagine him getting with a dude that can’t even produce offspring. He hid, masked and repressed his sexuality probably his whole life.

Harry Potter - bisexual, although probably with a preference for women. Harry’s described people of both genders as good looking, attractive, handsome and/or beautiful. And then there was that weird tension and borderline obsession with Draco, especially in Half Blood Prince.

Sirius Black - gay. Unmarried, no children, no former girlfriends known. Also, his really “close” friendship with Remus. I imagine their relationship a lot like I would that of Dumbledore and Grindelwald. A heated on/off affair. Except over the course of multiple years.

Remus Lupin - bisexual. See above. Also, his actor at one point said he acted Remus like a “gay junkie.”

Gellert Grindelwald - ?. I strongly believe him and Dumbledore had some kind of heated affair during their time together, but I’m not sure if he actually returned Dumbledore’s feelings or if he was just using him or experimenting. And if he did return his feelings, he could be anything from gay to pan or bi.

Nymphadora Tonks - bisexual. I can’t really tell you why, I just got this feeling.

There’s more, I just can’t think of them atm.

[welcometotheravenclawcommonroom]

JKR herself could literally tell me that these characters are NOT canonically queer and i still wouldn’t believe it because fuck jkr at this point tbh

[pleasestopandrew]

[varietyblr]

[backseat-burner]

same energy:

[lesbianwaves-deactivated2022021]

finally some good fucking news

[itisyourguy]

If you don’t have a pole dancing Deadpool in your blog that’s fine

but deep down we all know we need one

[albanyhypnomaster]

needed

[bromojumbo]

I can’t wait to go to Italy this summer so I can meet the Pope and propose some new ideas:

Baptism water park

Everybody gets a glass of wine instead of a sip

Extreme Confessions (where you confess your sins and then have to battle with one of the priests in order to be forgiven)

Buff Jesus

Every choir song is replaced with “Smooth” by Carlos Santana

A 15 min period where we try to summon Satan in order to defeat him once and for all

[jackdaw-kraai]

Peter Parker, a Gen Z kid, screws up: Fuck, guess I’ll kill myself.

Steve Rogers, an artist during the 30’s and a soldier during WWII who knows full well what Dadaism and fatalistic humor are: There’s bleach under the sink–

Bucky Barnes, the guy who listened to Steve’s art rants in the 30’s, watched his back in WWII and went through 70+ years of shit: –And a rope in the supply closet if you want options.

Rest of the Avengers: ?????!!!!!!!?????

[itspenutbutterjellycrime]

Shuri, also a gen z kid: don’t be a coward, jump out the window. Have some style would you

[raven-the-redhead]

Vision, the human internet who knows what Gen Z humor is: do a flip

[iknowitsmad]

i’m not even kidding when i say there is this statue on a square here that’s supposed to be santa claus with a christmas tree but everyone calls it the buttplug gnome

[raptorkind-blog]

We’ve got one, too. We call it “man humping bear

[always-and-forever-analbeads]

corpus christi doesn’t have one that’s sexual, but we do have “surfin’ jesus”

“COWABUNGA, BRETHREN!”

[jesterrlavorre]

I loved so many of the cute animals on vine……

[birdfries-deactivated20200124]

this is my favorite vine comp of all time

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I’m losing my mind I just saw panic in Pittsburgh and while they set up Africa by Toto came on and the entire crowd went wild and turned on their phone lights and sang and I was sitting next to a dad in his fifties and he was SO confused he said “this wasn’t even this big of a hit when it came out???”

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I love everyone saying “this happened in [other city] too” because I know they mean the song playing but I like to think they were all also sitting next to a confused older dad

[hufflepuff-headcanons]

honestly the harry potter fandom is so wild like we’ve all collectively refused to accept cursed child as canon but some college kids tell us hufflepuffs are particularly good finders and we don’t even question it

[blaukrautsuppe]

I didn’t truly get the whole “death of the author” paradigm until I watched the harry potter fandom collectively divorce JKR

[fluffmugger]

#also it’s not just cursed child#it’s also all the slytherin kids branded evil#it’s about ending a series with babies ever after#writing an epilogue designed for baby boomers in a series aimed at millennials#it’s harry naming his kid after two abusers#it’s about claiming dumbledore is gay for Diversity Points#but in a movie series featuring his life#and featuring the one he loved#there won’t be a trace of it#it’s about casting an abuser then making excuses for it#when hp is the story of an abuse survivor#it’s about everything to do with the american magical community#from cultural appropriation to the sheer pain of the term ‘no maj’#sorry rowling#you started us off#but now#our city now

[effervescentbi]

Thor + some of his under-appreciated intelligence

[chuuzus]

welcome to the age of female superheroes

[lesbiansassemble]

this video is my sexuality

[hhazelnewt-deactivated20181006]

i literally have chills