flowergirl

emma kathleen || mid-twenties || aspiring sheep farmer || she/her

[amberautumnfaebrooke]

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

[sociallyawkwardrevolution]

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

[guccipherous]

sobbing because nobody will ever truly know and love me. totally not related to the fact i am about to get my period

[imanwithoutbowie-deactivated202]

Continue✨ Keep going✨

[tartrazeen]

Thank you, lady 🤗

[kukoyi-deactivated20210512]

The Nigerian accent. God. She reminds me of home...

[everybodywantstorueltheworld-de]

Always grateful when this makes the rounds

[prisethug]

[vampire-apostrophe]

I Love the acid jail scene. Mercy wigging out from being the only one taking this seriously when she is So stressed out. Suddenly when she’s presenting Important Information all of these motherfuckers who don’t even like each other have jokes.

If she was actually no filter I feel like she would just unhinge her jaw and scream at Jod for a full 3 minutes. (What she really wants is to actually get to hash out 10,000 years of complicated emotion and have John say. Yeah I fucked up, I’ll listen and change.)

[fadeintoyou1993]

can only go up from here.... can only go up from here.... can only go up can only go up....

[scoutsmoocrew]

I think being a dog anti-vaxxer should be enough to get u banned from owning dogs tbh. Kind of a public health risk

[mrsterlingeverything]

If youre 27 then you have been alive for 2 years

[quasi-normalcy]

We have this interesting situation where we basically no longer have privacy nor the expectation of privacy, but we also don't have community or meaningful connection with others, so we're all simultaneously both completely exposed and absolutely alone, and please understand that when I say this situation is "interesting", what I in fact mean is that it's "nightmarish and I wish I could wake up"

[yesterdaysprint]

The Circleville Herald, Ohio, April 2, 1928

[chaotic-neutral-knitter]

tumblr leftists being surprised to see middle aged white women with signs or hats saying "deny defend depose" really reinforces for me that tumblr leftists don't actually talk to people lmao. like I did a lot of canvassing as a teenager and you know who the best most reliable political organizers are? middle aged women. you know who's bloodthirsty after watching rachel maddow every night and sharing HuffPo articles on facebook? middle aged women. maybe sheryl from iowa who's been voting religiously for democrats for the past thirty years IS more hardcore than you, tumblr user who did a write-in "protest vote." what are you going to do about that.

[mityenka]

when you grew up as a lonely uncool girl it will never stop haunting you by the way. you will meet a cool person at a bar or the train station or at a friend's party and you can wear your most stylish outfit and striking eye makeup and you will swear that they can see through all of the facade and see the lonely terribly insecure teenage girl you used to be who desperately wanted to connect and you will swear that they know that there is like an insurmountable gap between you. this will happen forever

[emma--marshmallow]

besties i am sincerely considering going back to grad school overseas to run out the clock a little on scientific funding issues rn. but how will i pay for it. will there be jobs for me when i finish the phd. will anyone even let me in bc they’re pissed off about the tariffs. idk what to do !!

[johannestevans]

I love when household beasts are like whoa. You were gonna piss all on your own? No backup or companionship or anything? Babe. I got you. I'm right here. You don't have to be alone during this difficult time (pissing), and you won't be. Ever. This is not a discussion.

[saywhat-politics]

[ladienymsmoved-blog]

Beware the Ides of March [x]

[blackcatkin]

OF ALL DAYS THIS WAS THE BEST DAY TO DO THIS

[alfa-lima-limon]

SCREAMING.

[whimsifae]

the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating

[miss-nerd-alert]