I was a charming freight train

Anna, 25, writer of Phrack smut, Phryne Fisher's secret admirer ✿ Find my fics on AO3!

[only-cat-memes]

[creepymcpaintsalot]

miss fisher’s art mysteries [4/?]

costume design for salome in ‘dance of the seven veils’ (1909), léon bakst

[alexsdystopia]

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

being friends with english majors is so fun you'll send a text like hey are you free for brunch and they'll respond with some shit like "haven't the faintest clue, my schedule is utterly fucked"

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

english majors so used to talking like 19th century british aristocracy they think this is a joke about busy schedules

[cottaqecore]

motherthemountain

[alexsdystopia]

Message from Phryne - Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries Series 2

[jupitersmegrim]

The reason I believe Fitzwilliam Darcy has a huge dick is, not my preference (certainly not), but because at that time a smaller penis was preferred. A large cock, however, was frowned upon as something that would signify a more animalistic, less cultured man. And I just think it's fun to imagine that Darcy, this Paragon of Duty and Goodness, who has dedicated himself to keeping his nature under good regulation, has, at the end of the day, to deal with this massive appendage in his breeches that keeps reminding him of this other side of him.

[jupitersmegrim]

Im sorry but I have to repost to highlight this absolutely hilarious tag, which might as well be the title of this post:

Mr Darcy and His Extensive Properties

[alexsdystopia]

So shake him off.

[mendelsohnben]

Phryne and her Inspector feat. ✨ aura ✨

[glamorouspixels]

I wish I could pay someone to look at pictures of clothes I like and tell me how to make them work for my body. I have a very weird problem, which is that I am curvy but with such a small frame that clothes in the smallest size fall off of me. I don't think this is fixable without getting a new skeleton. Unfortunately my ideal style is "plus-size lesbian scholar who looks as if they time-traveled here from the past." I need someone to give me $10,000 for clothes and pull me into a Queer Eye situation and teach me how to dress so that people stop asking me if I qualify for under-16 discounts (I'm 25)

[mendelsohnben]

Phryne Fisher + Jack Robinson in 2.04 Deadweight → Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries

[glamorouspixels]

As much as I regret doing a humanities degree, it's deeply amusing to be able to say that I'm currently writing a graded essay on Miley Cyrus's style evolution (as an example of the "visibly queer to mainstream-looking" child star self-expression pipeline, here's a cool video on it if anyone is interested)

[userfish]

this pride month we’re all going to be radically pro transgender. or else.

[userfish]

hey so this means radically pro ALL transgender. don’t put limitations on this. all trans people are radically accepted here.

[grincholass]

My kink is being thought of

[cometcrystal]

out of the backyard gang baljeet is one of the worst to make into a coffee table. ferb would also be pretty bad. phineas and isabella would be mid because they have those bigass heads but the skinny bodies. might be worse than baljeet and ferb if you're a person who cares about symmetry. buford would objectively make the best coffee table because his silhouette has the most evenly-spaced surface area. now if you wanna talk about pnf characters in general i think pet mode perry would be the best coffee table out of all of them

[symbolblue]

love this kinda post where you have to have seen a different specific post for it to make any sense at all

[tvguts]

every single time time i try to check facebook marketplace for furniture i get jumpscared by this (admittedly sick) custom baljeet coffee table

[alexromero]

wanting depressed and traumatized middle aged characters to kiss and hold hands can truly be something incredibly personal.