I was a charming freight train

Anna, 25, writer of Phrack smut, Phryne Fisher's secret admirer ✿ Find my fics on AO3!

[kerofroggo]

Another shrimp painting

[altierra]

miss phryne fisher & her outfits

» 1x01 “cocaine blues”

[kat-stribog]

Inspired by Miss Fisher and her murder mysteries that kept me company while I was recovering from my right hand injury. Now my hand is almost healed, and I’m finally back to watercolors ^^ Inspiré par Miss Ficher et ses enquêtes qui m’ont tenu compagnie pendant ma convalescence. Maintenant ma main droite est quasiment guerie et je retrouve mes aquarelles ^^

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

you'll feel like a total dipshit train wreck and no matter what some girl is gonna see you and think "role model". you can't kill yourself you have to go be clocky in the gas station so a 14 year old can have the trajectory of her life altered forever

[duchessvongooseberg]

as annoying as it is to work fast food, at my previous job one time a kid recognized the theta delta pin on my hat and was so fucking excited because i was the first other therian they had ever encountered offline.

"hey....are you a therian?" "yeah!" "what kind of animal?" "eh, some kinda dog" "😲😀 im like a wolf coyote hybrid" "that's fuckin awesome"

to be weird is to cast lifelines all around you

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

tags from @k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl

what really drives me nuts is that like. this happens an average of x times per year as a visibly weird person, but we only get made aware of it a small fraction of the time. you can't kill yourself you have to be clocky in the gas station.

[analog-delight]

Being clocky when i was working as a barista was one of my big joys. Being clocky when i was teaching high schoolers how to play the marimba was my reason for being for half a decade. It sucks how scared I am to leave the house I live in now. But I still need to try and be clocky at the grocery store. I wish i had a job to be clocky at. Being visibly me is one of the most radical acts I'm capable of, and I hope that one day we live in a world where it isn't radical at all.

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

that's exactly what I was feeling when I wrote this. we all find ways to defy our fear, love is an excellent motivator.

[twinktorturer]

the most sexual emotion a man can feel is fear

[browsingfreakshit]

Now why would Tumblr user twinktorturer say something like this

[strange-aeons]

Father Strange, when considering the famous shoelaces code, do you interpret the president they were stolen from to be whichever US president is currently in office, or is it still Obama? I've held in my heart that it has been Obama this whole time

I also feel like The Shoelace President is Obama but I'm curious what Tumblr at large thinks

Who did you steal your shoelaces from?

Obama

Whoever is current US president

A non-US president (put in tags)

Remaining time: 6 days 2 hours

[mendelsohnben]

insp; suggested by @eternally-conflicted

[only-cat-memes]

[creepymcpaintsalot]

miss fisher’s art mysteries [4/?]

costume design for salome in ‘dance of the seven veils’ (1909), léon bakst

[alexsdystopia]

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

being friends with english majors is so fun you'll send a text like hey are you free for brunch and they'll respond with some shit like "haven't the faintest clue, my schedule is utterly fucked"

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

english majors so used to talking like 19th century british aristocracy they think this is a joke about busy schedules

[cottaqecore]

motherthemountain

[alexsdystopia]

Message from Phryne - Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries Series 2

[jupitersmegrim]

The reason I believe Fitzwilliam Darcy has a huge dick is, not my preference (certainly not), but because at that time a smaller penis was preferred. A large cock, however, was frowned upon as something that would signify a more animalistic, less cultured man. And I just think it's fun to imagine that Darcy, this Paragon of Duty and Goodness, who has dedicated himself to keeping his nature under good regulation, has, at the end of the day, to deal with this massive appendage in his breeches that keeps reminding him of this other side of him.

[jupitersmegrim]

Im sorry but I have to repost to highlight this absolutely hilarious tag, which might as well be the title of this post:

Mr Darcy and His Extensive Properties

[alexsdystopia]

So shake him off.

[mendelsohnben]

Phryne and her Inspector feat. ✨ aura ✨

[glamorouspixels]

I wish I could pay someone to look at pictures of clothes I like and tell me how to make them work for my body. I have a very weird problem, which is that I am curvy but with such a small frame that clothes in the smallest size fall off of me. I don't think this is fixable without getting a new skeleton. Unfortunately my ideal style is "plus-size lesbian scholar who looks as if they time-traveled here from the past." I need someone to give me $10,000 for clothes and pull me into a Queer Eye situation and teach me how to dress so that people stop asking me if I qualify for under-16 discounts (I'm 25)