it's a new dawn/it's a new day

Rachel, 22, Glasgow. Languages/Classics student. I like books, cult movies, tv shows and crying over fictional characters.

[elissaforpresident]

[kristiih]

[creepyabandonedplaces-blog]

[coleytangerina-deactivated20230]

Some graffiti found in Pompeii’s ruins: 

Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!

Restituta, take off your tunic, please, and show us your hairy privates.

I screwed the barmaid.

Apollinaris, the doctor of the emperor Titus, defecated well here.

I screwed a lot of girls here.

Sollemnes, you screw well!

Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog.

Nice to see nothing has changed.

[lemonworrld]

There is a website with all of the graffiti

[theplaceinsidetheblizzard]

I love this.

[darktonystark-deactivated201602]

I am laughing so hard

[lesbianshepard]

someone basically wrote “secundus is gay” on the wall humankind has not changed at all

[charminglyantiquated]

that’s both concerning and comforting

[flowellch]

Kepzona: Choose Your Story [grey’s edition]

[amystiago]

March 8, International Women’s Day. 

[tonto-peralta]

[stardust-devi]

Harrison Ford talking about Carrie Fisher at Mark Hamill’s Walk of Fame Ceremony

[kepnerrrd]

Grey’s hiatus meme: top 20 friendships [as voted by my followers]    ↳ 4. April Kepner & Arizona Robbins

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

isnt it weird that we cant ride any other animals except horses. like if horses weren’t a thing humans would be fucked cause we couldn’t ride any other animals. like riding animals just wouldn’t really be a thing. we should probably be more grateful to horses

[burger-czar-deactivated20180324]

elephants

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

blocked

[toaster-hacker-deactivated20181]

camels

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

extra blocked

[sinfulpercy]

donkeys

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

ultra blocked

[uncertifiedhuman]

that dick

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

… followed

[nick-avallone]

[vivienvalentino]

You looked at me like no one ever had.

[noahwyles]

when ur an Adult in Training™ and need to ask a Certified Adult™ a question BUT UR MOM ISNT ANSWERING THE PHOnE  

[maybethistimemegz]

Happy Galentine’s Day

[pyramidslayer]

look what you can buy

[legionaru-ded-blog]

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

[ducklingfantasy-deactivated2019]

More alarming is that there is a VW beetle in the Cars universe. This directly implies that there was a car hitler.

[unclefather]

humans are so cute, when we say goodbye we put our arms around each other and to show we love someone we bring them flowers. we suck the cum out of peoples dicks like a gogurt. we say hello by holding each other’s hand, and sometimes tiny little dewdrops form in our eyes. for pleasure we listen to arrangements of sounds, press our lips together, smoke dried leaves, get drunk off of old fruit. we’re all just little animals, falling in love and having breakfast beneath billions of stars

[fluffmaster5000]

we suck the what out of what like what now

[gifsboom]

best friends. [video]

[onlytwitterpics]

[catoverlord]

[iamonlykidding-deactivated20210]

[ouchmyworm-deactivated20190708]

[verdeinvolumes-deactivated20190]