i like sleep

Just your everyday fangirl. (Cis/she/her/lesbi) Dance is my saviour.

[earthnode]

me putting a comma where it doesn’t belong: it’s sexy, it’s spicy, it adds a twist, a little color, a little interest

[gucciballs-deactivated20200720]

[moonjuicewiththepresident]

Ben, reading off riddles: I am broken when my name is spoken. What am I?

Klaus, slamming his fists on the table: THE MCDONALDS ICE CREAM MACHINE

[yo-homeslice]

Me in jail: so are you guys familiar with the Cell Block Tango

[its-hp-bitch]

Ron: What if whenever you cracked your knuckles your fingers started to glow like glow sticks

Hermione: Go to sleep.

Hermione:

Hermione: I could read in the dark!

[supersexybisexual]

My favorite type of characters are “they’re not dumb but they are a dumbass”

[iamnmbr3]

Characters with enough intellect and common sense to clearly and easily grasp that something is a Bad Idea, but with enough chaotic dumbass energy to decide they gotta just go ahead with it anyway are on point.

[m0dern-idiot]

[wormlin]

Spencer is the perfect example. He dropped out of law school, yeah, but he still got the fuck in.

[ginger-snap-talkin-nonsense]

And he retained enough to win a case against corporate lawyers after only being in law school for 3 days.

He also bought an ostrich on the request of a magic 8 ball.

[icedragon19]

Intelligence vs wisdom

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

bird: *bounces instead of walking*

me: fucking superb you funky little dinosaur

[justbadpuns]

The skeleton was trying tibia little humerus

[justbadpuns]

An animal doctor who served in a war spilled salt on himself. He was a Seasoned Vet.

[d-cookie-deactivated20210317]

The fact that Snape is one of the youngest if not THE youngest professor is fucking hilarious.

[d-cookie-deactivated20210317]

Like how does he get away with half the shit he does like almost everyone there has taught him since he was 11 and they just see this 21 year old just walk back in like "Sup fuckers I'm a professor now by force better so you better start treating me like one."

[d-cookie-deactivated20210317]

7th years in the school are like probably "Didn't this fucker graduate 3 years ago?"

[maybeshesnaped]

Imagine being a fourth year who has done /said something to your classmate Snape and then in your 7th year he's your TEACHER

[d-cookie-deactivated20210317]

THAT'S LOCKHART THAT'S LITERALLY LOCKHART LIKE

1. He Went to School with Snape

2. Got taught by Snape

3. Became part of the Staff like Snape

And the Fact that he's acting like he knew shit about potions is hilarious cause you just got Snape in the corner like

"Listen here you little shit . I taught you. I've seen your test scores. I graded those shits and you coming in here talking about being able to come up with an antidote?...Sit down."

[d-cookie-deactivated20210317]

The more people reblog this the more shock I am that they didnt know Snape started teaching at like 21 and he's like 30 first book

[d-cookie-deactivated20210317]

People in the tags for the past week having been confused and going bananas so like we gonna forget about the movies. Because the movies got it all wrong

Snape is 31

Hagrid is 63

Professor Mcgonagall is 56

Lupin and Sirius and Peter (3rd movie/book) 33

Dumbledore is 112

Do what you will with this info fam

[bluthatesfabrikk]

You forgot Burbage. In the books, she's in her twenties.

[the-witches-son]

Bringing this back around, when Snape started teaching in Aug/September 1981, he was 21

In Aug/September 1981, Lockhart was 17 :')

[cokeworthprince]

lockhart, 17, never fucking learned how to read: actually professor ;-)

snape, professorially, as if he hasn’t just had his last growth spurt: on god, i’ll smack the shit out you. put—your hand—down.

[d-cookie-deactivated20210317]

[danse-de-macabre]

@cokeworthcauldrons , your tags are fantastic

[patrik-star]

just look at that concentration 

[coffee-comedy-cakes]

I really want to know what it was like in the writers room for this show because honestly who comes up with this

[grittymemewarehouse]

[aaeoluss]

What if instead of editing – and hear me out on this one – I lay facedown on the floor and do nothing

[aaeoluss]

I want to be like one of those authors from the 1900s who would get high on cocaine then write a book that barely made any fucking sense and just publish the first draft. Why did we stop doing that

[betterthankanyebitch]

[cumonthevoid]

why did they give this line to the villain

[honey-harper-official-deactivat]

To make it seem like a bad thing to young girls

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

instead this just made young girls gay for Glenn Close

[ingdamnit]

because your employer telling you not to have a personal life is abusive and ffs tumblr can you put your skulls together and crowd source a few brain cells for one goddamn second.

[modernmissbennet]

people in period clothing doing modern things is my aesthetic

[starsfadingbutilingeron]

i can’t believe you forgot the most important one

[modernmissbennet]

thank you! I couldn’t find that one in google!

[revolutionary-pirate]

I would like to add Alexander Hamilton himself to this collection.

[lionowlonao3]

and of course, alexandra dowling using a tablet computer on the set of BBC musketeers 

[rhube]

You forgot my favourites.

[gaslightgallows]

These are all canon.

[charlieism]

this is my favourite post

[takkezooi-deactivated20200726]

reblogging for whatever the fuck john snow thinks he’s doing

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[queersunflowers]

wlw and mlm solidarity

[theunstablejester]