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the signs as the end of non-stop
Taurus, Capricorn, Scorpio: HE WILL NEVER BE SATISFIED, SATISFIED, SATISFIEDDDDDDDD
Aquarius, Pisces, Cancer: LOOK AROUND, LOOK AROUND, ISN'T THIS ENOUGH, WHAT WOULD BE ENOUGH?
Leo, Sagittarius, Virgo: HISTORY HAS ITS EYESSSS ONNNNN YOUUUUUUU
Aries, Gemini, Libra: WHY DO YOU ASSUME YOU'RE THE SMARTEST IN THE ROOM, WHY DO YOU FIGHT LIKE YOU'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME?
All of them, at some point: NON-STOP!
That’s a deep… dock.
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This is like “do you love the color of the sky” but good
April 12 2019
Today I enrolled in another class because my two biochem study friends nagged me to take it but now I have to catch up on two weeks worth of lecture lmaOoO but get this, this class is called “chemistry of biology”… and it’s not a biochemistry class
I rate “Man Fairy” emojis
A cute woodland sprite! A mischievous boy, currently casting a spell on some mortal to tie their shoelaces together. 9/10 why is he wearing board shorts?
Oh man. Oh bro. This one is rough, from the color palette reminiscent of a Claire’s final clearance sale, to his oddly positioned hidden foot, to his vacant death stare. 1/10 give him a pair of pants.
This one is more representative of a fairy, it doesn’t convince me a tiny fey creature is living in my phone like the others. His head is not connected to his body, which is somewhat disturbing. 3/10.
This looks like Samsung saw the Apple’s Man Fairy on TV as a child before google existed and drew it in his school notebook from memory. 7/10 he did a pretty good job.
This looks like the love child of Tinker Bell and Winnie the Pooh. I don’t like to call things “childhood ruining” but if I ever do this’ll be the first. 2/10 at least give him ears.
A drastically different approach from Facebook, this is not your run of the mill sweet fairy boy. He came from a distant frozen wasteland. He has never done a good deed in his life, not once. And he wants to fucking RAGE. 10/10 I’m genuinely scared.
This is just the tooth fairy. 2/10 I have a personal grudge (my teeth were worth FAR more).
Damn. I’d let him raw me on a toadstool and the chipmunks could watch. 11/10.
broke: pottermore
woke: a marauders tv show
bespoke: a book of unfunny political cartoons from the daily prophet
hey hot take: the marauders Netflix show everybody wants to see shouldn’t exist and if it did it would suck major ass
if i got to ask a genie for a wish i wouldn’t just ask for money i would specifically ask for all of jeff bezos’ money and then use all his money to do all the things people keep saying jeff bezos could do with his money
pros of this plan:
the genie won’t be conjuring up large sums of money for me, thus inflating the economy by flooding it and lowering the value of the dollar
i could make it part of the deal that the money is transferred to me legally, so it doesn’t just look like i suspiciously came into a lot of money
i looked up the amount it’s $135 billion like yeah that would look suspicious if i just took that money from jeff bezos
contrary to popular opinion i would leave jeff bezos with enough money to support himself and his family, perhaps even thrive, such as $100 000 a year. that way capitalists won’t make him into a martyr and he has nothing to complain about
i distribute a lot of the wealth instinctively to charities that make a difference globally, because Fuck national borders
i leave $100 tips at every restaurant i go to
i will not spend the money on ridiculous things like extra houses or yachts or sports cars because i am a reasonable human being who understands that literally none of that matters
i’ll use my second genie wish to make sure amazon hires a new ceo that is charitable and generous and also believes in human rights
and then i’ll use my third wish to free the genie. i’ve seen aladdin duh
cons of this plan:
i do not know any genies
A lot of adulthood is shouting “AUGH MY LAUNDRY” hours after you put it in the washer/dryer and running to go fetch it
oh shit my laundry
reblog to save someone’s laundry
this is a companion post to the “don’t forget your made tea and its getting cold” one
Augh, my tea!
Absolutely horrifying, and super sad that i don’t see enough people adressing this, like, this is straight up racism, period.
this dude is objectively whiter than bradley cooper. what the fuck is happening anymore
He’s Egyptian, genius, and race has never been defined wholly by literal skin color.
this thread absolutely killed me
new meme: replying with a popular reaction image, but it’s an ever so slightly different version than the one in common use
I’ve got just the one!
Gratitude - Tidying Up With Marie Kondo (2019)
Holy shit this may actually work
the beef between STEM and arts + humanities is so tired. science and art are the same. sister subjects. they’ve fueled one another for years. one cannot exist without the other. they’re both made of the same kind of wonder, one tries to attain long sought after things in reality, and the other impliments the stuff of dreams. logic and emotionality. they’re both exercises of imagination. it’s all just beautiful, academic sludge.
we just need to team up to bully business majors
Y'all THIS is the official citrus scale. Don’t be tagging adult content as oranges when you mean grapefruit. Do it right or don’t do it at all, my dudes.
Edit: Make sure you still tag it as fanfiction, and if it’s above a lime, tag as #nsfs or #nsfsw as well because those are the preexisting adult tags. Make it filterable.
Just introduced a kid to her adoptive parents. They brought her a dozen roses. We met at a restaurant. I arrived early to get a private booth and told the waitstaff what was up. So all the servers were having a cry in the corner. I’m at a coffee shop a few miles away, giving them space and having my own cry.
Adoptive mom clarified to me later: roses were pink because pink means forever.
What’s more important than the roses, though, is they also brought her a luggage set so she wouldn’t be moving her things in garbage bags. The luggage matches theirs, cause it’s family luggage for family trips.
And now the rest of us are crying too
Problamatic show: Totally Spies!
Discuss.
This.
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