EmmaPlaysTheBass

she/her / 26 / I like riding fixed gear bikes and gaming and playing bass and being gay and stuff

[slothful-rabbit]

I laughed so fucking hard at this

[paint-lady]

[toskarintoast]

no notes. for five minutes. everyone hates me ?

[princelapine-deactivated2025031]

quick, post toast

[toskarintoast]

[ikilledtherpc-deactivated202011]

“terf is a silencing tactic!!!” you’re damn right it is! shut the fuck up

[labyrinth-guardian]

[mrbulian]

[trans-mouse]

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks. Literally, I’ve never been this funny in my entire goddamn life

[sighinastorm]

WRONG! You owe me seven dollars now.

[spiderbidet]

Super stoked abt this one it's a composite of a rgb and near infrared image, definitely gotta experiment with this more

[alienpapacy]

trending news

[airframeextender]

underwater temple, underwater monk

underwater rhymes and underwater funk

he sleeps in the sea in an underwater bunk

with mirrors all around him hes an underwater hunk

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

he’s got underwater junk in his underwater trunk

on the basketball court he does a nautical dunk

he’s got a little stash of underwater skunk

underwater temple, underwater monk

[cnsystem]

[thesexydancingcrepe]

Sick rhymes

[thesexydancingcrepe]

HOLY COW! SOMEONE MADE THIS A SONG!!👍✨

[dragontrickster73]

this song slaps harder than anything i’ve heard in the past decade

[adulthoodisokay]

IT’S BACK

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

Suzanne Collins gripping my face with her hands: listen listen the first step to evil is dehumanisation, always, the second you start to see people as less than people no matter what they've done to you that's when you start heading down a path of selfish destruction and violence

[cygnahime]

Terry Pratchett nodding emphatically behind her: people as things. That's where it starts.

[biggaybunny]

Pronouns? Yeah I gots all the pronouns you could want. Bootleg? No, no, you've got it all wrong. They just, uh, fell off the back of a truck. Now, can I interest you in a she/sher? Or how about a nice he/hee? That one's gonna get real popular, lemme tell you what. What? I'm telling you, these are genuine articles of speech. Look kid, I don't normally do this, but you buy a set of, uh, lemme see... not those... you/youse, I'll throw in another pair free. I dunno, for your dog or something. You ever think about your dog's pronouns? I thought not. Cash only.

[trupowieszcz-moved-deactivated2]

[monipog]

i put a burgerking burger and a mcdonald burger in front of a european. it starts sweating. i ask it to tell me which burger is from wendy's. it starts shaking in fear. i slam my fist on the table, demanding an answer. it weakly mews at me as if to mock my proud american spirit. i cock my AR-15 and they finally answer.

"foot lettuce"

i drop the gun. tears in my eyes.

i was mistaken. he was no european scum.

i embrace my fellow patriot as I kiss him passionately on the lips

[pjackk]

dropped my fcking roach again fuck my stupid idiodic life i will never finish making my #RoachBunt

[my-slideshow-wmv]

kind of feel a bit weird and insane about how this video i made turns 11 years old next week

[flagellant]

whats your dog gender

shepherd with a complex about it

just happy to be here :)

neurotic white thing

gender affirming hater

no take only thrower

raised by cats

low percentage wolfdog (being put down)

passionate about holes

food-motivated freak

low percentage wolfdog (literally just a terrier)

how did a coyote get into this quiznos

breakfast nook inhabitant

Voting ended onMar 14, 2024

[flagellant]

neurotic white thing. duh

[byrdsfly]

Palindrome!

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[mrcloudyfun]

Where is her award? She stayed in character for that whole thing!

[beardedmrbean]

She slipped a tiny bit near the end, but if you didn't know what was going on you wouldn't have caught it. 10/10 high quality spousal shenanigans

[formerlymaustown]

@yeahitsak

[harrisonthefulgurite]

[gastropods]

Eating slime mold by MaximumMoustache

[commander-ledi]

im laughing because whoever filmed this obviously filmed it to see the slime mold move and then this slug comes and ruins everything

[yugirimistwalker]

she just wanted a tasty snack dont be mean to her!!

[fungoidz-deactivated20200705]

i found the video it’s from and it’s called “Myxomycetologists nightmare…”

[nitewrighter]

[notvaeda]

Legend has it she still flops around ireland👀

[artistsfuneral]

EVERYBODY WATCH THIS RIGHT NOW!!!

[transarsonist]

a classic

[littleguysdaily]

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]