straight up thought that was the shadow I was like where tf your foot at dude
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straight up thought that was the shadow I was like where tf your foot at dude
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so this might be tmi but the first time i jacked off it was like 2005? I was playing the sims 2 for the first time and i didnāt know anything about Gay but i made my male sim kiss don lothario, which i didnāt think would work. i then googled ā2 sims kissing (boys)ā and that led me down a rabbit hole (lol sims 3 reference there), and yeah, ya know, I did the self-woohoo. that same night there was an oprah re-run about teenage pregnancy and i was horrified. oh my god, i was convinced i was pregnant, nevermind that i am a little cis gay boy with no uterus. nevermind that i was a virgin. i was CERTAIN I was pregnant. Like, 900%. I had done the nasty and had become filled with my own vile seed. I started getting really self-conscious about my belly expanding. I didnāt want to google anything about masturbation leading to pregnancy out of fear it would confirm all my worst fears. My male sim got abducted by aliens and came back with morning sickness. He gave birth to twin aliens. that confirmed it in my mind that it was biological possible for men to carry children, perhaps even their own.. what was i going to tell my parents when i gave birth to myself? anyway I went to the doctor with a cold and he asked me what was wrong and i told him i was pregnant and he pissed himself laughing. this whole ordeal lasted about 5 months, but the lasting effect will probably follow me to the grave.
Oh, to kiss your beloved in your old school library. SighāØ
the goal is to make malcolm grimm have a heart attack
Look at that loon his shirt isnāt even buttoned up properly. A shame to the family name.
New Simon Snow series fanart! This time wayward son.
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Hello! Here's another sequential based on the Simon Snow trilogy books by @rainbowrowell. This one is a scene from Wayward Son in Chapter 21 when Simon and Baz are messing around with foam swords at a renaissance fair during their trip to America.
Thanks to the patient Snowbaz fans who leave very kind comments on my previous Simon Snow fanart, hope you enjoy this one!
Forgot to upload this here too, whoops!! Prompt by @sedlex
How I sleep knowing Baz and Simon get to grow old together
Iād wake up every morning and tell myself ā¦
Iād tell myself ā¦
This will end in flames.
i love walking around my house at night wearing a too small tshirt and underwear it makes me feel like the slutty girl who dies first in a horror movie
tag the book that makes you a) squeal every time you think of it or b) cry like the snotty mess that we readers actually are
Anyway The Wind Blows
Me: listening to the audio book of Wayward Son in my car.
My husband: in the passenger seat screaming "SMUT" everytime Baz and Simon are doing anything together.
Me: how is that smut?! They just bumped arms!
My husband: FIFTY SHADES OF VAMPIRE GAYS.
Me: nearly crashes car because I can't stop laughing.
do you ever finish reading a book thatās so good you have to immediately catapult yourself into reading fanfiction.Ā
anyway this was my favorite scene and itās been given a Permanent Bookmark which is the highest honor (and is just me telling anyone I lend the book toĀ ādonāt move the bookmark, thatās my favorite sceneā)
bazzykins. should i colour?
ok i coloured the lil pussycat
per my honest to god desire to chew off bazs feet like a teething rottweiler :) im simon woof woof nom nom grrr
I don't think smut scenes are supposed to make you cry but clearly Rainbow Rowell didn't get the memo because "If I want him warm, I have to do it myself" and "I can see him, even when I cant, even with my eyes closed- I know him too well" and "Is this was people do? Get as close as they can and then push closer? Burn each other into every gap? And then what? Then just tomorrow and more?" and "Just kiss me for the sake of kissing me" and "I want my sheets to smell like you" and "Be gentle with me...even though you don't have to" and "Don't say please. Why not? Because you don't have to. I'll give you whatever you want" and "I couldn't break him if I tried. I won't try" and "Is this what he wants? Is this what I'm allowed to take?" and "I was never magic" and "Is this magic? Is this enough?" And now I'm sobbing.