Eloquent-Note

hi hi, I exist. older than 18, younger than 50

[lortharn-art]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

YEE-CLAW :D

[daddysdeepdesires]

@joy-and-whimsy-official

[joy-and-whimsy-official]

Joy and whimsy detected! This Yee-Claw is joyful and whimsical!

[emo-nova]

Reading "The Malicious Empress of Military Lineage" for the first time and honestly quietly giggling over how much there is:

Shifty and shitty family: I AM GOING TO CAUSE SO MUCH SHIT

Empress reborn in a 14-15 year old body with no fucks left to give and deeply traumatised: so I was in my room, playing chess/Go (planning the downfall and ruin of my enemies) :>

I love the tonal shifts of Chinese novels, they are so fucking amusing

[asexualjedi]

It’s vital to me that cody and obiwan have a “whatver the fuck those two got going on” relationship. There’s certainly something happening there. No one knows. But it’s something.

[haleingstorm]

Last Line You Wrote/Drew

tagged by @apileofashandember thanks!!

Line from Drag Path my Shinsou time travel fix it (but I was the one who broke it)

No, he was simply a murder wearing a dead boy’s skin waiting to do his final dance.

No pressure tagging @sillybillytime @luke-naberrie @emo-nova and anyone else who wants to join in!

[emo-nova]

Thank you for tagging me, @haleingstorm!

Line from "Cloth & Plastoid" which is my Temple Guard adopting the Corrie Guard

Fox doesn’t think much of the farewell, only that his brothers better be right about Jedi being good for their Vode.

No pressure tags! @sentienceisoverrated and anyone who wants to join!

[homunculus-argument]

The Odyssey but retold as a low-stakes modern adventure of one guy out with his girlfriend leaving the bar with his buddies to do just one (1) simple thing real quick, it'll take like 15 minutes tops, he'll be right back, but then some bullshit happens and the trip keeps getting more complicated as more bullshit keeps happening while he just tries to get back to the bar because he promised his girlfriend that he'd get back and he knows that she's still there because she told him she'd wait there.

And by the time he finally gets back it's almost 3 am and the bar is about to close while she's sitting there stone cold sober, surrounded by 5 drunk guys unsuccessfully trying to convince her to give up on waiting for him and go home with one of them instead. And the guy shows up to proceed to beat the shit out of them before explaining himself to her like hey sorry bullshit kept happening, my phone fell into a storm drain and my wallet got stolen when I was trying to find someone who'd borrow me a phone so I could call and

[thekijs]

His girlfriend had been fending off the 5 drunk guys for most of the evening by explaining that even if she was going to ditch her boyfriend, she can't possibly leave without finishing her beer, which she is keeping perpetually full via careful sleight of hand where she's just pouring it back and forth into and out of the pitcher.

However the drunk guys are also drinking, and eventually she can't afford to buy another pitcher for the table so she can't keep up the ever-full beer glass trick. At this point she has to resort to setting up the pool trick shot that she's never seen anyone but her boyfriend pull off, and says she'll leave with whoever manages the shot first.

That buys her another hour or so and then, finally, her boyfriend makes it back. He looks like shit, hair down and just a mess, he's wearing an entirely different jacket that he got from an alley, and barely recognizable—especially to 5 guys who've been drunk for hours now. He lurks for a minute, finds out what's going on, and proceeds to pull off the trick shot first try. Throws the jacket off, fixes his hair with a hair tie his girlfriend lends him, finally looks like himself again, and THEN beats the shit out of them with the pool cue.

[weaselle]

yuh i was there, that's how it happened

[yearningfreak]

I hope if ever coleydoesthings makes another part of the mpreg poll recap this year, she dedicates a whole segment to the chaos that is the pregnant Yue Qingyuan propaganda because genuinely he is the least expected character to win this far

[emo-nova]

*stares hard at my wip* I will write you as a treat *hesitantly pulls out keyboard*

[sentienceisoverrated]

Wish I could douse my vocal cords with liquid paracetamol

[emo-nova]

The random cold is still beating your ass, I see :/

[sentienceisoverrated]

Woke up this morning with my voice sounding like a freight train in reverse. The worst part is I never lose my voice, I just turn into a gargoyle

[emo-nova]

I believe you, I recommend hot drinks and lots of sleep

[thatlittleegyptologist]

It’s too hot to give a fuck that the prime minister resigned…again

[latis-ali]

This is almost better than finding out new info through the supernatural meme

[thatlittleegyptologist]

sorry about that 🫠

[sentienceisoverrated]

Wish I could douse my vocal cords with liquid paracetamol

[emo-nova]

The random cold is still beating your ass, I see :/

[gaynejis]

rock lee vs gaara but…. more

[deefews]

[emo-nova]

Listen, *taps loudly and annoyingly at jumbled up board of red string and messy writing* LISTEN, FIX-ITS OF CLONES AND JEDI AFTER THE WAR HAVE THEM INTERCRACTED INTO EACHOTHER THAT THEY HAD THE KAMINOANS STOP THE ACCELERATED AGES!! WHICH MEANS!! THAT THERE IS A BILL THAT HAS THE CLONES AS CITIZENS WITH RIGHTS TO HEALTHCARE WHICH MEANS THAT IF THEY ARE OUT WITH THEIR JEDI AND THEY ENTER A FIGHT ANYWHERE IN THE REPUBLIC WOULD BE TREATING THEM WITH POSSIBLY THE SAME CARE AS A JEDI!! MEANING AT SOME POINT IN THE FUTURE CLONES AND JEDI WOULD BE SEEN AS A COLLECTIVE!!

[ahsoka-in-a-hood]

The jedi say themselves they are not soldiers, and their training was not for military purposes, and yet over the course of the series the only character who criticizes their military leadership is Tarkin, who mostly just thinks they aren’t ruthless enough, and is himself the kind of military leader who resorts to genocide. The clones, who have the most experience of their leadership and a training geared entirely to war, generally do not, although that could be interpreted to be the result of indoctrination if you are so inclined. you’d be wrong though imo

[smhalltheurlsaretaken]

the clones for the most part don’t hesitate to question bad leadership when they see it (to the point that Dogma is singled out for his inability to do just that) and the one Jedi they see as a terrible General is Krell. Aka the fallen one. Cause all and all the Jedi weren’t doing that bad

[cosmicmordecai]

It’s important to note though that despite the Jedi not viewing themselves as soldiers or militaristic, they’re historically the most seasoned combatants in the Republic whom have been involved in several wars & are the reason the Republic is not under Mandolorians or the Sith (at least twice over) for such a long time.

It’s why Jedi leadership makes sense in that era. And ofc Tarkin is the biggest one bitching bc he’s a former, tenured Judicial and the Jedi still did his job better & were vastly preferred. He was always likely gonna look through the cracks to find something on them.

[dependsoncontext]

[awed-frog]

thanks I hate it

[siderealsandman]

You Got a Friend In Horse 

[garrettauthor]

YOU DO NOT HAVE A FRIEND IN HORSE

[katerinaaqu]

Found this legend again! 🤣🤣🤣

[akaashikechi]

sometimes I forget iwaoi drifted apart and when I am reminded it hits me like a truck

[emo-nova]

No, literally, I found out today and have been in denial. Like no, as a child of this fictional non-canon ship, no <3 just no <3

[akashicrecord]

the lesbian computer from portal was right. given the circumstances ive been shockingly nice

[ivy-connivy]

insane like/reblog parity on this post btw

[baskinginthenoondaysun]

“Whenever this appears on your dash, we at Aperture request that you like AND reblog to preserve the insane like/reblog parity. For science.”

[seleneisrising]

In Star Wars, the word "attachment" does not mean "relationship".

[tarisilmarwen]

#the jedi order did not ban relationships#how could they?#that would be ridiculous#relationships are a necessary part of life#and the jedi order itself is a family a community of people of various relationships#what they did counsel against was becoming too attached to any one person in a way that is selfish and greedy and possessive#at its root attachment is the fear of loss#fear leads to anger leads to hate#attachment leads to the Dark Side#it is destructive#and it can happen in ANY relationship#friends. colleagues. master. padawan.#not just romantic relationships#the only reason romantic relationships were maybe discouraged or not pursued was because a jedi of the order could not marry#so a romantic relationship seems a little bit useless in that case when you know at the beginning that someday it will end#without a real commitment#but a jedi COULD leave the order to pursue marriage and remain on good terms with the order!#they just can't have both. they can't give 100% to both the order and a spouse. it's a life vow. a vocation. a question of priorities.#a religious order OR a spouse should be a person's number one commitment and no one can have two number ones.#anakin was afraid to lose both padme and the order so he set about trying to have both#the entire point of the prequels is that the jedi were right about attachment being a poison to relationships#seeing as how anakin's attachment destroyed him and everyone else