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feeling ill about kai winn again. Character of All Time. she's the planet-wide leader of a religion that has recently been scientifically confirmed to be true, as in, the gods are real and they live in a pocket of space just above the planet and they speak to people all the time. but they've never spoken to her. she clawed her way through the ranks to become pope because she wanted so badly to be close to her gods, and they still give her the cold shoulder. she was also elected president and has to juggle those positions during a turbulent post-war period where tensions are high and resources are low. she's politically and morally conservative, but she's willing to learn from her mistakes if you're nice to her about it. she is run so ragged by her responsibilities and the lack of connection from the gods she loves that it doesnt even take very long for dukat to convert her into his satanist death cult. she lets him, a stranger, sleep with her while he's doing this, because no matter how driven and ambitious she is, at the end of the day she's a lonely and isolated person who has never really been liked very much and she just wants connection. as soon as she discovers dukat's real identity she kicks him out of her bed, because he was the military leader who oversaw the occupation of her planet and oppression of her people--but she continues to keep him around as a cult partner because she refuses to stop working on the plans to blow up the world. she's like 65 and she's crawling down into the fire caves to summon demons like it's no big whoop. who is doing it like her

miametropolis

the first episode of star trek tng:

hi everyone! meet the crew! wow, this guy's got a temper. this one's an android! uh-oh, a spooky alien has appeared!

the first episode of star trek ds9:

post-traumatic stress disorder

emobubblegumwitch

The first episode of Star Trek voyager: baby Moses being put in the river on a raft of reeds, except with a quick Quark cameo first and God yanked Moses up the Nile with a shepherd’s crook to breed

1960z

ds9 characters as onion/reductress articles

emobubblegumwitch

No why am i Dukat

cardassi-art

Alrighty folks, this is one of my favorite pieces. Red string of fate vibes. I’m obsessed with them, can you tell?

emobubblegumwitch

Oh my gosh this is gorgeous

taya-ki

Was and am going crazy about them

omniscientoranges

deanna and data criminally underrated dynamic. woman who feels everyone else's emotions acutely and man who doesn't even think he feels his own. sometimes they meet for 9pm milkshakes and have a conversation so effortlessly profound it makes the ensigns at the next table over rethink their whole lives. then 5 minutes later deanna's teaching data the finer points of how to giggle

orcboxer

Should go without saying but never date a cop and christ never marry one. Rule of thumb if he's legally untouchable he's ethically unfuckable. You don't like that cop, you like buff men in tight clothing. I can show you more of those, better ones. Take my hand.

orcboxer

Hi guys. This post ain't about stereotyping random professions (farriers????), it's about how cops are effectively legally untouchable and if they hurt you, you have virtually no recourse. A quality that none of those other professions have. It's the inherent power imbalance of being bound to someone who can't be prosecuted.

The "firemen cheat" thing is actually a myth, union workers are both hot and professionally stable, paramedics are stressed out but otherwise fine, physical workers are not inferior to "thinkers" don't be fuckin classist, and "watch out for Farriers" is maybe the funniest thing anyone's ever said on this post.

orcboxer

like the fuck are they gonna do lmao

marlinspirkhall

Having beef with the horse cobbler is objectively hilarious

tattoosideas

→ Balazs Bercsenyi

greelin

can you come collect your freak of a man please. He’s doing things

xenobotanist

imboldygoingtohell

I don't think I often see people mention that Geordi sees a lil aura around Data, and it's Very Important to me

emobubblegumwitch

I loved this scene so much as a kid. The bridge crew got all excited to see through Geordi’s eyes. Geordi is like “what, you don’t see the aura?” And Picard is like “No we don’t!!!!! What about that haze??? This is so cool!!!” And they forgot they were working for a sec