emotional clusterfuck

hockety pockety wockety whack

[dyrkwyst]

leaving

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

Had a dream that McDonald’s had a big ad campaign that just said “WE HAVE IT” in black cryptic writing. So I went to a drive thru and said “I saw the sign. Can I have it” and the speaker was silent for a solid ten seconds before saying “do you think you’re ready” in my voice and I screamed and drove away

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

here’s an ancient picture

[emotionalclusterfuck]

is there a way to just make this blog disappear for everyone except me?

[rootkit]

[gravewithinagravewithinagra-blog]

unstoppable

[buddhabrand]

final boss

[thepetcollective]

[alt-j-deactivated20171027]

Ok me

[shimmerangels-deactivated201804]

chaotic evil

[itwasntrainingyet]

[weloveshortvideos]

[yunsstuff]

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[slaughterkeys]

[thekwikemart]

screencaps wouldn’t do this scene justice

[the-unpopular-opinions]

The ocean and everything in it is so fucking disgusting and gross, fucking everything has a nasty ass texture (coral is the grossest, rankest looking shit), there are absolutely no redeeming aesthetic qualities. Fuck the fucking ocean

[emotionalclusterfuck]

lmao

[emilyisobsessed]

my dog took a bullet for me

[lovely-bonsai]

[misterelguapo]

We blindfolded 15 homophobes and asked them to hit piñatas with a stick. The piñatas were actually deadly Asian giant hornet nests. What happens next will warm your heart.

[gracielovessjesus-deactivated20]

This is disgusting bigotry against Christians at its finest.

[imcisgender]

I love the part where this post never mentioned Christians but you saw the word homophobe and jumped to your own defense anyways.

[emotionalclusterfuck]

lmao

[iconicallymediocre]

[ashprincessmidna]

Someone kill me I’ve been laughing at this for 5 mins straight

[emotionalclusterfuck]

someone sat down at their computer and did this on purpose