Yoda fan, I am

Black Coffee Best ⛵️wincest and obikin and stony and so many other couples Still don't know this web but try to chat with others If I do something impolite I usually didn't mean it

[shipeandoando]

You can do it Sammy 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[emotsehra]

Use your heart sam, use the heart!

[pjpantsu]

no neal it ISNT gay to use your cherished, secret ENGAGEMENT RING to save peter burke’s (MAN) life. not at all.

[headbandsandflats]

peter, who on more than one occasion has discussed the fact that he met el because of his job, to neal: “if i’d kept playing i would have destroyed my arm. then i’d never have been able to pass the fbi physical and i never would have caught you.”

not me sitting here like boo boo the fool thinking that sentence was going to end with him being like “i never would have met my wife” when it was obviously always going to be “i never would have met you, the platonic love of my life”.

[emotsehra]

he has a wife and a husband. He is greedy and I am jealous.

[headbandsandflats]

peter, who on more than one occasion has discussed the fact that he met el because of his job, to neal: “if i’d kept playing i would have destroyed my arm. then i’d never have been able to pass the fbi physical and i never would have caught you.”

not me sitting here like boo boo the fool thinking that sentence was going to end with him being like “i never would have met my wife” when it was obviously always going to be “i never would have met you, the platonic love of my life”.

[myfairkatiecat]

The fact that Theo Berrigan and Neal Burke probably will grow up to be friends bc their parents work together in the FBI is really funny to me because they are quite literally named after legendary partners in crime and they probably don’t even know it

[emotsehra]

imagine when Agent Peter Burke hears of a case involving a "theo" and a "Neal"... Now he is too old to deal with such a disaster.

[kermit-p-hob-brainrot]

The funny thing about white collar is that they pull the same crazy ass shit leverage does but they’re cops so they have to be like “we gotta outsource this super fucked up shit to our local criminal: Neal”

[mycatwalkspassme]

Miss it every time Neal turns completely jealous possessive bitching about Peter daring to lay eyes on any other criminal and daring to think they have anything to be smarter than the one he caught

[troublesome-bog-beast]

The beginning of season 4 is really funny from Collins perspective. Like ok you're a ruthless bounty hunter type tasked with retrieving a recently escaped convicted conman. So far it's Tuesday. You ask the last FBI agent who caught said conman (twice!) what you need to know about him. He refuses to tell you anything useful but gets a far away look in his eye when talking about him. You've never been homophobic before but you think it might be time to start. Ok whatever you pursue your conman to the remote island where he's hiding out. The agent gets put on leave and follows you there?? He's underfoot every time you turn around and some of the shit he's pulling to protect this guy is definitely illegal, not that you're one to talk, it's just weird. You're not really sure what's going on between him and the conman but they're invested in one another to a kind of unhinged degree. You learn they've only been apart for six weeks. You're definitely considering the merits of homophobia. THEN they make the arrest of a lifetime and offer to frame it as YOUR WORK!! You say to the agent ok you probably want shared credit huh. He says no I want to be handcuffed to my favorite criminal again. You ask the favorite criminal if he wants like his freedom or something in exchange for this he says no I want to be handcuffed to my favorite cop again. You realize they're serious. You realize you hate them. You take the offer.

[tocappuccinosintheclouds]

There's a tiktok meme about adding "sexy back" every time a character is on screen so. Here's "sexy back" every time Neal Caffrey is on screen

[emotsehra]

When did Yoda start to teach younglings? Was he a Master or still a knight? And How's his first class as a teacher? Did those childern show respect at first? Or did he need to prove himself?

[notwithoutmycoffee]

Anyone notice that Tony has plans to build each Avenger their own floor at Stark Tower? He picks Captain America’s first.

[liminal-zone]

I HAD NO IDEA THAT WAS WHAT HE WAS DOING. I THOUGHT HE WAS JUST REBUILDING. NOT PLOTTING EVERYONE’S APARTMENTS~ IN HIS TOWER. OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD.

[emotsehra]

Why people think it' s childish for Grogu to use his stick to play with fireflies. You people need to know Master Yoda also used his stick to make fun of others, like hitting his Padawans' lower part of legs.

[emotsehra]

People should respect and appreciate Master Yoda. Because there was a lot of waterpools in the Temple. The only reason why Jedi knights didn't suffer from insects and pests was that Master Yoda offered to help, you know, did his secret job with overtime by eating them.

[thats-ee]

God gives his toughest battles to his strongest soldiers Yoda assigns his most unruly students to his most disrespectful former padawans

Part 1 here

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[sofarrrrrr]

Keep them together, not easy it is.

[himboskywalker]

I love how Yoda’s first inclination when Luke crashes into his self imposed exile is to just absolutely fuck with him. He proceeds to rummage through his shit and pester him and beat his droid with a stick and talk nonsense while stealing his food and when Luke is understandably testy with him Yoda turns to Obi-Wan’s force ghost and goes this fuck ass kid is an impatient bitch just like his dad.