stupid bitch energy

vivian | 23 | big dumpster fire

[angelicguy]

do u have any tips on how to get rid of ants?

im assuming diplomacy has failed

[tamamita]

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

i can assure you, my cock is nothing but a nuisance and a burden. it is not worth being excited about.

[rockshitty]

This website is free but by god we pay for it in other ways

[wizardpotions]

oh? if i'm an *evil* wizard then why does the king let me skulk around the throne offering bad advice unimpeded?

[wizardpotions]

you guys get it

you....

[shensis]

let’s abolish all clocks, the concept of time itself. live by sunlight. primal instincts and internal clocks ONLY

[steveandbucky]

when is the next bus getting here? its a surprise :)

[grouchythefish]

That’s no different from how buses already operate (:

[themandaloriansource]

The Macaroon Saga™

[eternalssource]

Gilgamesh + His Kiss the Cook Apron

[emmablowguns]

i’m just someone’s weird coworker

[kabaks]

i think we need to abolish subscriptions. im tired of remembering passwords and giving out my email. check out as guest, no you may not know my name. die

[powerfulwizard]

At this point, every round mammal is a hamster to me.

[cantanopeshitthatwastaken]

coconut

[powerfulwizard]

I think we both have different definitions of what mammal is but I can’t say I disagree with you.

[crystalwaifu-deactivated2022122]

Biggest D you've ever had ?

Depression

[dwgif]

I made my choice a long time ago, and I’m never going to leave you.

[arianagrandre]

I’ve been drinking coffee and I’ve been eating healthy

34+35 (2020) dir. Director X

[dawningcrow]

The cat pyramid Limited Art print available on www.dawningcrow.com

[avoidingapples]

14th century doctors be like “i don’t know what’s wrong with you but you’re a woman so i diagnose you with witchcraft”

[avoidingapples]

19th century doctors be like “i don’t know what’s wrong with you but you’re a woman so i diagnose you with hysteria”

[avoidingapples]

21st century doctors be like “i don’t know what’s wrong with you but you’re a woman so i don’t believe anything is wrong with you and won’t diagnose you”

[tempest-caller]

That’s not entirely fair. Sometimes they also diagnose you as “fat.”

[sanchos]

i love night walks. its such a shame im a woman

[brucebocchi]

[dilfhershellayton]

so you might say

[dilfhershellayton]

like

[dilfhershellayton]

you might say i could go h

[snootbag-deactivated20201213]