Dino

I draw and like spamming ideas which I think are cool probably.

[empdyno]

asexuals have way too many verbal weaknesses for what reason were they invented

[beaft]

characters who view themselves as tools/weapons first and people second... characters who martyr themselves for a cause because they think that's the only way they can be worth something... characters who push themselves past their breaking point again and again and again... characters for whom devotion and masochism are inseparable... characters whose self-sacrifice becomes self-annihilation...... what was my point again? i had a point. anyway.

[empdyno]

characters who view themselves as people first and tools/weapons second... just imagine it...

you walk into the old lady's bakery at the end of the street. it's a dusty and dirty place, but very popular. that old lady really knows how to make bread. you step inside, and she asks why you're here at such a late hour. her bread's been sold out, but as a regular, she'll bake you one more loaf. she heads to the back, and you follow her, as you always do. only you're allowed in the back. the old lady treats you like she would treat her own son. i guess you remind her of him, huh? and so she finishes baking the bread. you take a deep breath, stand up, and slit her throat with your knife. its a clean kill. you can still see her face, surprised but understanding. the loaf of bread has been splattered with blood, yet you take it home. its the last loaf of bread you'll ever have from her.

or, maybe

you've loved your wife for 10 years. but with a single order, it all came crashing down. you can see your children's scared faces, and your wife's kind smile. you killed them as painlessly as possible, but their faces still linger, staining your mind like your hands stained with blood. your house is burning down. you lied. you killed. you poisoned. you stole, harassed, tortured, maimed. your wife never knew. yet when you came home, she always greeted you with a warm smile. it kept you sane. you kneel down in front of the burning wreckage and begin crying. it's an ugly cry. but the worst part of this job wasn't killing your family. the worst part is that you know why your family died. your wife knew what your job was, and kept quiet so that she could protect you. and so she died.

characters who live, laugh, love, and kill. characters whose devotion does not come from devotion itself. characters whose loyalty to their master could mean disobeying them. characters whose devotion and pain are shipped in the same package. characters that kill their emotions each time they kill. these characters put their worth before their humanity, and then try to live as a human. these characters think and feel, but still follow the one who will give them worth.

its just another flavor of self-sacrifice and self-annihilation that i love more

[empdyno]

Drinking water from your house is like water roulette.

With bottled water, some of it is so good that you’ll drink it till you’re dizzy. Consistently.

With water from your house run through a filter? Who knows what you’re going to get? It depends on the day, and todays water was especially good so I drank myself to dizziness again.

[sweetcherryblossomswrites]

[empdyno]

I pulled out my dream log and idea log to reply with a few crazy half-writings that I put down:

in dream log:

i was at home and changed pants(the fuck i do that every day???)

FUCK(probably a horny dream)

girl in club wins cuz hot and distract

Luke’s manga backstory(who is luke???)

“In Taiwan” “Chickens”(what happened with the chickens wtf)

Fell asleep and had dream(yeah that’s what you do unless i incepted lmao)

going to cultural thing and confusion

upgraded bathrooms uooghhhhhh(i counted the number of h’s for some reason)

crazy double aquarium fight dream

idea log(i am fully awake so there are fewer):

“bee poo” bad english lmao(the fuck? no, seriously, what was i thinking?)

extra weird SAT test

edible crayola(?????????????)

[empdyno]

"During the second golden age, we developed ego weapons. We managed to give life to something that wasn't living. It was humanity's greatest achievement. However, that technology has been banned and has since been lost to history. Instead, all we have are stories warning us of the consequences... and dungeons. Ego weapons are simply weapons with souls, and their souls come from the cores we use today. However, they are not living. They were mistreated, and even when they were loved, their owners would die, leaving them all alone. Many of them went insane. However, because they had hundreds of thousands of years to accumulate knowledge, they learned how to use magic. They learned how to control chaos. They gained special properties. They learned how to make dungeons. Dungeons are the last legacy of the era of ego weapons. Very few are alive today, as many of them cannot be healed, and have been killed. Ego weapons serve as a warning. Ego weapons tell us that even though we can, maybe we shouldn't. It's the basis of many laws that exist today and is one of humanity's greatest mistakes. Nowadays, there are only 7 dungeons. However, in the past, there were hundreds. The sheer amount of dungeons shows how much we've wronged these weapons just by simply bringing life to them."

[empdyno]

Quick two tips for any parents raising children:

1: The best way to improve the well-being of your child is to listen to them.

2: If your child thinks something's wrong with them, check if something's wrong with them.

3: Fuck the american healthcare system.

[empdyno]

Creative ways to use fire magic: - Trick people by using the fire's heat to create winds and leading them to prepare the wrong defenses. - Blast yourself with a false aerogel shield(wind magic) in order to gain absurd amounts of speed within a short while. - Splash people with water and burn it off of them, letting all of the water heat up at the same time and hurting them in many, many more places. - Clot their blood in specific spots to kill them instead of using water. - Use weak flames to make your opponent waste their defenses as flame magic is super duper easy to defend against. - In last ditch situations, light yourself on fire and hug the enemy. That's really fucking cool and awesome. - Remote control fire through means other than using mana. - Overheat your own body so that you can do more. - Throw things you melt onto people, such as ground. - Fire isn't physical, so add it onto your weapon and randomly extend length and change strength to cut people from distances.

And finally, Creative ways to use electric magic: - It always goes to the ground, so bounce it off of the ground. - Use water to make the electricity travel all around their body. - Strike your own nerves to do superhuman feats. - Activate specific areas of the brain to make others feel better or access adrenaline(illegal). - Instantly incapacitate by making all their muscles spasm, causing massive amounts of pain. - I hate track and field and i can't write anything because of it

[empdyno]

Creative ways to use ground magic: - Launch yourself forward really fast. - Every single time you use a spell, you are using ground from the ground, so use the damn ground to create an environment good for you. - Pitfalls are absolutely broken for those who can't sense it. - Everything is literally made of ground so if you want to do illegal things go for it. - Literally better ice if you have access to it. - Breaks apart much better than ice and dirt will pretty much always make a person flinch no matter what. - Sand gets everywhere, and so does dirt. Don't go down with pride, go down being an annoying little bitch. - You are a human radar now, and if they're standing over a literal rock field, get close and pull them out sending them flying into their face from below. - Ice is the most used for making people slip, but just make one patch of dirt mud and people will slip. Either that, or make random holes, or use sand. Vary your terrain while you fight. - This is the only magic that lets you run like a little sissy baby because you create physical walls and you can make them quickly. - Collapse the underground and use air magic to gather the oxygen to wait out your enemy. - The ground breaks easily, while ice doesn't melt easily. Use this to vary the size of your weapon once you've attached the ground to the weapon.

[Level 2/3]

[empdyno]

A long list of creative ways to use magic that you should use!

Before listing these, I'd like to categorize the magic, there is: Air, with subtype Wind. Liquid, with subtype Water, that has subtype Ice. Ground, with subtype Metal. Fire. Electric, with subtypes Mind and Body. Organic, with holy and plant magic.

Most wind magic is level 1(easy to control) with water, ground is level 2, fire and electric are level 3, and organic is level 4. There is no limit to what you can do with magic, only your imagination, mana pool, time, and control.

Creative ways to use Air magic: - Sucking the oxygen out of the air to create a shield from fire. - Faking your magical skill and typing by using the molecules in the air to create electricity. - Superheating your opponent after going up close(distance means more mana). - Controlling specific parts of your body with the wind in order to wildly move around and confuse your opponent. - Hang in the air and varying your descent speed to dodge shots in the air(Again, distance means more mana, so all ranged attacks are fired and cannot home into you). - Varying your running speed so that you are much harder to hit with bullets. - Extend your attacks by a tiny little bit so that they can't expect how long your blade is and all your stabs need to be dodged. - Creating little pockets of air to absorb force from other sources(like explosions).

Creative ways to use Water magic: - Increasing surface tension/IMF strength so that it's much harder to swim around and it traps you under the water. - Slide with the frictionless ice below your feet. - You can literally summon anything with ice, so SUMMON EVERYTHING. - Ice stings, so just summon a snowball and break it to make the enemy flinch a little bit. - Water hurts if there are germs in it, so try to keep your water as unpure as possible when drawing it out of the ground or air in the hopes it gets in someone's eyes. - People are naturally buoyant, so just use enough water to make people lose their footing and send them on their way. - In cold or hot environments, water magnifies everything if it's at the temperature of the air around it. Since you're drawing water from the air, just spray it on the damn people and make them flinch too. - Boil the water in their body, or move their blood around after getting close. It'll be hard to instantly kill them if the opponent knows what you're doing and instantly counters, but it's extremely effective. - Create some mud and become a mud wizard. - Ice can just go up so just use it to launch yourself up, which won't be expected due to the usual launching being from ground magic. - Make your blades larger and heavier with ice if you want to, again, YOU CAN SUMMON ANYTHING.

[Level 1/3]

[tangentiallly]

flip a coin until you get TAILS or reach 9 total flips. if you need a coin to flip, here’s one

how many HEADS did you get before getting the first TAILS?

i did not get a single TAILS during the 9 flips

i got 8 HEADS before getting TAILS

i got 7 HEADS before getting TAILS

i got 6 HEADS before getting TAILS

i got 5 HEADS before getting TAILS

i got 4 HEADS before getting TAILS

i got 3 HEADS before getting TAILS

i got 2 HEADS before getting TAILS

i got 1 HEADS before getting TAILS

i got TAILS on first flip

Voting ended onMar 5, 2023

[empdyno]

instructions unclear:

i lost 3 coins before getting a tails

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

Imagine The Fellowship all sitting around the campfire halfway up Caradhras retelling the events of the Hobbit to Boromir and Aragorn Rashomon-style with Gimli going "my dad tells it this way" and Legolas going "well, my dad tells it this way" and the Hobbits all going "but Bilbo tells it this way!" and, even though Gandalf was fucking there for half of it, he refuses to weigh in on anything because watching them argue is more fun and also he doesn't remember because it was over 75 years ago.

[felinecorpse]

Even better: Gandalf remembers it perfectly fine but he keeps making shit up and agreeing to multiple different versions just to throw everyone off

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

Too good to hide in the tags!

[empdyno]

I made an entire fan convo based on the hobbit movies

Their time in Rivendell:

Legolas: "Those dwarves were pretty rough folk. They weren't all bad though."

Hobbits: "Yeah, that's how Bilbo said it."

Gimli: "How are we at all rough, you damn elf?"

Gandalf: "Exactly Legolas. They were among the finest dwarves I have ever met."

Legolas: "What, Gandalf? In Rivendell, they should have eaten the finest food and listened to the greatest music. Yet they complained about the greens."

Hobbits: "Yes, yes."

Gimli: "They ate it politely and got their own food afterward!"

Gandalf: "No, Gimli, your father must have lied to you, they left immediately upon seeing the food that was served. However, they did so politely, apologizing upon their exit."

Hobbits: "Yes, ye- wait no what?"

Their time in Elf Jail:

Hobbits: "Bilbo sure was a smart one, wasn't he? Using the oil barrels to escape!"

Legolas: "Yes, it was a good plan, sneaking past the drunk elves. I still wonder how he managed to grab the keys though."

Gimli: "Yeah! That Bilbo was quite smart!"

Gandalf: "Are you sure about that? It was Balin who came up with the plan."

Hobbits: "What? No, it wasn't! Bilbo did it by himself!"

Gandalf: "How do you know?"

Hobbits: "Well- I guess-"

Gandalf: "I was there, you know."

Hobbits: "Well-!"

Their time in Erebor:

Legolas: "Yeah, they just stayed in there and didn't even come out to help his own brother."

Gimli: "But they still eventually went!"

Hobbits: "Yeah, they weren't greedy dwarves like the rest."

Gandalf: "Some of Thorin's party definitely did come out to help you guys, what are you talking about?"

Gimli: "What, no we didn't!"

Legolas: "Yes, they did not help ys until the actual battle."

Hobbits: "Exactly, it said in Bilbo's story- OHHHHHHHHHHHH"

Legolas and Gimli simultaneously: "What???????"

[edromyheart]

[killedbyanacorn]

[wizard-of-the-cave]

[thenotoriousscuttlecliff]

[queen-scribbles]

All great suggestions 

[kryptonians]

[heatandapathy]

This post gets better every time I see it

[empdyno]

[ra-ma-ma]

knowing when Homura gets picked up she goes limp with no retaliation like a cat being held at the scruff does things to a person.

[ra-ma-ma]

I can’t move on from this and nether should you

[empdyno]

I was inspired by this and began imagining other combos that would pick each other up like cats. I threw something together in a few minutes and made 2:

Taiga and Ryuji, in which Taiga would definitely fight Ryuji off before letting him and acting angry.

Then there's Nadeshiko and Rin and there is no way in hell Rin is picking up the personification of a boulder.

[empdyno]

Demons categorize races that no longer need to reproduce. These include, devils, archdevils, wyverns, and others. Although the species vary, humans waged wars against them because healing magic, which was considered holy, hurt them. This is due to their special bodies, which constantly repair their own cells instead of dividing them. They repair their bodies by stretching their cells thin, and they always have cells to spare, stored in a special organ. They act like stem cells, and they cannot divide either.

[empdyno]

In this world, everyone awakens their powers during puberty. But there's always a huge drawback. My friend awakened his 2 days ago. He can use electricity to do anything. Sounds great, right? Yeah, but now static shocks can kill him. The only way to survive is to use his powers at all times, because he's immune in that state. The most powerful hero in the world burned down a facility from just testing his powers. He can create fire. But he can only create large fires.

When you awaken, you're able to feel it. A new power running through your veins. I wonder what shitty power I'll get.

[discodeerdiary]

we're making mac and cheese

pasta

butter

milk

cheese powder

vanilla extract

Voting ended onFeb 5, 2023

[empdyno]

before, when voting with the majority, you could look down upon the masses, smiling. when voting with the minority, you could be a rebel, fighting against what was already decided to be right. but now?

now, there is only one thing.

vanilla extract.

[empdyno]

There are 3 parts to magic. The place, the type, and the spell. The place is determined by where you want it to go, whether it's at the tips of your fingers or from a tree in the distance. The type is how you use your mana. A fire spell requires mana to light itself on fire using itself as both a tinder and starter. Electric spells are simpler, only requiring the friction seen in the second part of fire. Water and wind spells are the simplest, requiring the mana just to move them around. Finally, the spells, which are usually stored in spell cards, are what you cast. Spell cards are cards that give you a guideline for how to use your mana. For example, if you wish to create ice daggers, you will usually created an uneven, jagged knife. However, with a spell card with a perfect 5 pointed star, you are able to create 5 perfect daggers to fire. Spell cards can be as complicated or as simple as need be, and are powered and used a lot for lights and the like.