*Chillin like a Villain* @emperordumbass - Tumblr Blog

once again participating in No December November, where the challenge is to abstain from december for the entire month of november

gengario

does my wasted potential turn you on

librarycards

I get that the new world is struggling to be born but can we get an epidural or something

Ray Ban Sunglasses Official Charity Event!

@dakota-283 @wakemewhenitsover @smeguido @friendofthecrows @matsunotsad @gayassxxx @urbitch-xoxo @huffylemon @williams233 @princessbunnybutt02 @jadziwine @aquariusdonuts @nailah-a @morphinggamer02 @han--chan @hazy-hailes @coolgirl10 @interestedcrusader @ima-banana-hehe @tamakisnac @skynesssss @wehigh-femme @thesexyanarchist @meatballsub067 @umnobro @lzydrifter @cipher-dorito @man-of-mexican-ways @buildlovelikelego @kennethj123 @the-june-bug @planetfever @lightningman17 @iammsberry @disko-lemonade @megathotticus @decadentpizzagala @solunas-insomnia @your-tiny-friend @jurrasic132 @queencarroll @grandslamwhiches @soundcheckhann @realbarrygoldwater @alilsaxosad @hakuna-matata-muthafuckas @ugly-bread @a-big-fish-in-a-small-sea-blog @gay-armadillo

The official charity event of Ray-Ban sunglasses, all styles of glasses are only $24.99! We will donate 50% of the profits to the COVID-19 epidemic prevention department. Every purchase is your support for charity, thank you!

Click to buy>>>Enter the online store

Ray Ban Sunglasses Official Charity Event!

@dakota-283 @wakemewhenitsover @smeguido @friendofthecrows @matsunotsad @gayassxxx @urbitch-xoxo @huffylemon @williams233 @princessbunnybutt02 @jadziwine @aquariusdonuts @nailah-a @morphinggamer02 @han--chan @hazy-hailes @coolgirl10 @interestedcrusader @ima-banana-hehe @tamakisnac @skynesssss @wehigh-femme @thesexyanarchist @meatballsub067 @umnobro @lzydrifter @cipher-dorito @man-of-mexican-ways @buildlovelikelego @kennethj123 @the-june-bug @planetfever @lightningman17 @iammsberry @disko-lemonade @megathotticus @decadentpizzagala @solunas-insomnia @your-tiny-friend @jurrasic132 @queencarroll @grandslamwhiches @soundcheckhann @realbarrygoldwater @alilsaxosad @hakuna-matata-muthafuckas @ugly-bread @a-big-fish-in-a-small-sea-blog @gay-armadillo

The official charity event of Ray-Ban sunglasses, all styles of glasses are only $24.99! We will donate 50% of the profits to the COVID-19 epidemic prevention department. Every purchase is your support for charity, thank you!

Click to buy>>>Enter the online store

azyin

im horny but like horny to cuddle

alolanfloatzel

you’re lonely

stone-elm

biglawbear

For all those in freezing winter weather, a proposal:

I am a large cuddly bear and a living space heater. I will keep you warm.

(original image from reddit)

triskeleaficionado

supreme-leader-stoat

asundergrowth

If I was over at someone's house and they made me wait in another room while their family had dinner, I would go full 1085 CE mode. You've broken the sacred laws of hospitality and my family clan is at war with you now.

depresseddisneyprincess

reblog this if your blog is a safe space on april fools and won’t have any jumpers, screamers, or anything scary or anxiety inducing

sapper-in-the-wire-old

butwhypants

meixiaotian

[Image description: first image is an illustration of Mongol warriors, captioned “I think I joined the wrong Khan academy. Guys where are the math tutorials I’m scared.” second image is a screenshot from the Khan Academy website, captioned “Where’s m. Where’s my fucking horse.” /end description]

ojibwa

blacklimes

HOWDY YA’LL

I really wanted to draw up some Pokemon Gijinkas, so I asked folks on twitter to tell me their fav pokes and I pulled from there~

Partially the more popular ones, partially ones I just thought were fun! Can you tell who is who?? (If you can’t, you can always just check the tags, lol))

yallstillhere

Come get this dick-fil-a

yallstillhere

I’m tired of y'all reblogging this every Sunday

yallstillhere

One of you shit heads are saving this post and waiting until Sunday to reblog it

I will fucking find you

i-am-a-fish

everyone who reads this post will get some big spicy joy within 24 large minutes (hours)

darknesshaspurplehair

Ok y'all but like I’m not even kidding about this I read this post yesterday and today I got an email from the peeps at hamilton and I won the lotto gor $10 tickets and I would like to give all my thanks to the internet’s favorite fish, Goldie Gurston, for making this possible because I totally believe they did this with their amazing gay powers

thuriweaver

So I know this is likely a coincidence…but I reblogged this and just now discovered I’ve been given a $150 amazon gift card as a bonus at work. So thank you, fish!