This and That

This is basically things I find interesting or funny so this is gonna be a bit of everything I guess

[wiz4rdkiss3r]

Dating Sam Winchester headcannons (x fem!reader)

You fucking die

[sexybritishllama]

do you want to teleport (normal), teleport (magical girl), or teleport (edgy)

[sexybritishllama]

i just realised i should make this a poll

pick your teleport

teleport (normal)

teleport (magical girl)

teleport (edgy)

Remaining time: 6 days 6 hours

[emtearzz]

She then proceeded to encourage the chaos.

Redraw of my most popular art piece ever because GUYS STOP SHARING THE OLD ONE IT LOOKS BADDDD 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I'm so tired of seeing it everywhere, post this one instead.

Old art from last year below ↓

[merletka]

[coffeefocusrat]

you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression

[niyana-the-ambiguous-mobian]

The absolute foaming mouth legend is back, AND HIS LEGACY CONTINUES NOW THAT HE HAS A GAL AND KIDS OF HIS OWN TOO.

[chwengie]

Slumber party at the Thousand Sunny!

[alatolagahrd]

teleport animation skin type b......

[endivinity]

ok last ones. it's the cool kids

[fatestitcherr]

i should be allowed to craft forever without consequences

[scribefindegil]

everyone who is not currently in the process of moving please pause and take a moment to be grateful that you're not currently in the process of moving

[minovskyy]

'shb is a pro abortion narrative' wtf is happening in the game about h-posing cat girls and boyz?

easy. the warriors body is being used as a vessel (womb) for all the excess light aether (jizz) in the first, which they are unaware will turn them into a lightwarden (bad sex education). they cannot stop this process once it's begun (gestation and social pressure to become a mother) though unbeknownst to them the crystal exarch plans to take the light into his own body (adoption) and leave (single parenthood).

emet-selch (the state) interferes in this process (destruction of social welfare systems). he wants to ensure his version of the future comes to pass (through mandatory reproductive labor) and cause another rejoining (reification of the nuclear family). the warrior must seek an alternative method of asserting their bodily autonomy (abortion) and blow a hole in the chest of the man who would try to choose for them (not a metaphor).

in other words,

[ffxivheritageposts]

Certified FFXIV Heritage Post

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[beleester]

>#I love how this gag would be funny at any point since the third century BCE

[zoejayw]

Agott's Librarian Experience With Tomeliness

[three-semicolons]

“Must have been a sadist”, Jason says.

<Checks notes>

Yeah. Uh huh. Yup. Right on the money there. Immaculate.

The detective training is paying off, so it seems.

[hagihino]

[catboybiologist]

Ice beam is low-key a sauceless "standard" move for its type

[catboybiologist]

Earthquake? That is THE ground move. The ground quakes beneath you.

Surf? A giant wave of water that your pokemon can ride. A thunderous tide. Invokes the ocean.

Thunderbolt? Arcing flashes of electricity zap you.

Flamethrower? Fire breath, fire throwing, an arc of propelled flame is classic.

Ice beam? It's a beam. Of ice. Could've been a gust of frigid wind, or a frost incursion, or being entombed in a glacial slab, but noooooo it's a beam. Of ice.

[kittycatwhore]

yes but it goes foowaaaa ting ting ting ting ting ting and i really like that part

[catboybiologist]

Fuck you're right post cancelled