A lifetime drunk

Solitude, Literature, Dodos, Booze

[vmae]

The best scene in Nosferatu 1922, sound remastered because i felt that we had to have this

[georgekinstanza]

Me sneaking into the kitchen at 3:42 to eat leftover pasta

[vmae]

turn on sound and you’ll see what i mean

[honeyed]

At some point I was working on making an authentic looking old school lisa frank baphomet. 

[towerofglass]

And…….. Why did you stop?!

[towerofglass]

How many notes will convince you to finish?

[towerofglass]

@honeyed ummmmmmmm is 5k enough?

[honeyed]

HOLY SHIT WHAT HAPPENED? I LITERALLY THOUGHT LIKE 5 PEOPLE WHO FOLLOW ME WOULD CARE. Yes, I’m finishing it now.

[honeyed]

Reblogging with the finished piece. https://www.redbubble.com/people/creepygirlclub/shop?asc=u It’s on redbubble if you REALLY WANT stuff with this horrible unicorn baphomet on it. I did a version with nipples too but I haven’t put those on redbubble yet because IDK how I feel about unicorn nipples. 

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@boyonetta

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@grumpyfart

[rreylos-moved]

@sabii-goes-blogging

[alecblushed]

#same

[pinkfloydart]

Waiting For The Worms - Pink Floyd / Blue Nude - Pablo Picasso

[hashtagloveloses]

[fariharoisin]

not all white women

[aphroditeinfurs-deactivated2017]

everyone’s depressed honey… that’s why u gotta pretend ur an upper class Englishman from 1810 and that u smoke opium in ur sumptuous bedchambers while humming Gregorian chants to the fair maiden whose vast fields of wheat thou hast just plowed. her flaxen gold hair glows in the moonlight as u linger forever in this metaphysical state of contentment. that is, until, your boss tells u to wake the fuck up and get back to work

[humansofnewyork]

“I’m practicing French right now.  I want to move to Europe so I can force myself to start over.  I have a nine-to-six job.  It’s a good position.  They pay me well.  I love my team.  But everything just feels so familiar.  There’s no discomfort or uncertainty anymore.  On weekends I go to the same neighborhood bar.  I eat at the same restaurants that I know are good.  I take interesting vacations, but even those tend to follow a regular pattern.  As much as I tell myself that I’m being adventurous when I hike in Peru—it’s a very planned risk.  I think a new city will be good for me.  I’ll start out alone.  I’ll be forced to reflect.  I’ll have a sense of unexpectedness.  I want to feel like a tourist in my own life again.”

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[buzzfeed]

19 Jokes You’ll Only Get If You’ve Seen “Guardians Of The Galaxy: Vol. 2”

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Casual nudity

[pepsinister]

Competitive nudity

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Co-op Nudity

[dangerouscommiesubversive]

3-v-3 elimination nudity

[iddek]

Pay attention, 2014 Mad Men: This little girl is holding a LEGO set. The LEGOs are not pink or “made for girls.” She isn’t even wearing pink. The copy is about “younger children” who “build for fun.” Not just “girls” who build. ALL KIDS.

In an age when little girls and boys are treated as though they are two entirely different species by toy marketers, this 1981 ad for LEGO — one of our favorite images ever — issues an important reminder.

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[gnder101-blog]

This is my favorite advertisement. Also, a short story about sexist parenting with LEGOS. I work at a toy store that sells thousands of dollars of legos and I’ve seen time and time again parents refusing to buy blue box legos for girls and refusing to buy pink box legos for boys even when they ask for them. One girl came in with her parents and she wanted LEGO CITY because it was her birthday and they wanted to buy her gift with her at the store. [LEGO CITY is a LEGO series that lets a child build train stations, firetrucks, passenger ships, space exploration vehicles, drawbridges, garbage disposal trucks, basically anything related to the running of a city and it is not a gender based toy.] I showed them the LEGO CITY, but the mom told the child over and over “No, this is for boys you can’t get that” and eventually, she made the little girl choose a LEGO Disney Cinderella Castle instead because it was “more appropriate”. Even after I pointed out that every box has female and male LEGO people because the toy is meant for both boys and girls, she refused because it looked like a “boy” toy. I’ve had many occasions where a girl will be drawn to the LEGO CITY series only for the parents to come to me and ask  “Where are the GIRLS Legos, you know, princesses and stuff. I’m not buying her this sort of thing” and it makes me so, so, so, so, sad every time because I can already imagine the types of values in education and career choices the parents will be scolding child for wanting in the future when they aren’t even allowed to play with anything blue.  Let girls be kids without all the forced gender stereotyping, dammit. 

[benyw]

You know what little girls could grow up to be? Architects, engineers, builders.

You know what little girls cannot ever be, no matter what they do in life? A princess.

We sell real life careers to little boys, but to girls we sell lies and fantasy. Then we have the gall to say that girls ‘choose’ careers that earn them less, that girls just aren’t interested in STEM fields, that girls are stupid for pursue frivolous nonsense, etc. etc.  

This is gender in action. Not nature, but socialization.

[the-wandering-vagina-deactivate]

^^^^ this to hell and back

[serpentinetigerlily-deactivated]

I JUST had a discussion with someone about this yesterday.

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via BurkhartAdriana)

[mishasaurus]

x

[quecooltura]

[yollopixqui-deactivated20191002]

No mames otro nivel

[weavemama]

kermit really is that bitch…… he went from crying in showers and talking to negative inner monologues to running freely in a dandelion field,,…i’m tryna be on this level

[weavemama]

reblog happy kermit for a full month of good luck 

[afloweroutofstone]

“Russia is European” “No, Russia is in Asia”

Have you considered: there is literally nothing justifying Europe and Asia being two different continents in the first place 

[afloweroutofstone]

You’re right, I forgot that we arranged our continents by mountain ranges, I had to look at my world map again

[autumnal-palinode-deactivated20]

did you make this just to be petty

[afloweroutofstone]

Everything I have ever done has had being petty as the goal

[buzzfeed]

This Little Girl Went As A “Spirited Away” Character For Halloween And Became A Meme

[display-block]

“She managed to scare her classmates and one cried,” she said. “Her wish came true, so she’s very happy.”

[n0chillvibes]

Me as a child