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[kahzu]

[511am]

Evolution of Nissan

[thetyrannosaur]

My cat does this before throwing up

[square]

[ornamentalcabbage]

me slowly rolling over in bed every 10 minutes while i scroll my phone

[fakehistory]

Construction of Sydney Opera House (1967, colorized)

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

me washing dishes lol

[zagreus]

if you c*nsor anything in a post you are l*gally required to put all of the omitted v*wels at the end as a footn*te

*eeoo

[doctress]

Okay th*n. *f you’r* sure about th*s. 

Old Macd*nald had a farm.  

*eieio

[zagreus]

i’m going to shatter you like glass

[swordbride]

[intensional]

[monelyslave-noscopekween600thou]

I’m at the doctor office and this baby keeps yelling “I want donow” (mcdonalds) and the big brother (I assume) said “all the mcdonalds burnt down, there’s no more mcdonalds”

[tiktoksithinkarefunny]

[ricealphabet-deactivated2019041]

Gluten free bread label: GF Bread

me: girlfriend bread…

[dankmemeuniversity]

[pleatedjeans]

[thecryptkeeper]

my organs after eating like shit all day

[island-delver-go]

Edible arrangements trying to use my birthday? No thanks

[anxietyproblem]

[auckie]

[biganimetiddiesbitch]

ambulance in my neighborhood: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

My dog: Oh shit! Oh shit it’s a bop

[lmaonade]

nobody:

common house spider: can i die of malnutrition in your bedroom please?