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people are saying this is a song and i can't imagine what it could possibly sound like. what the hell are you talking about

the-timewatcher

like this

#not me singing this everytime i enter the museum in stardew or even say gunther’s name

shadow-yato

Man

gattobamboom

What do you think— is the model's happy with it?

#op this is absolutely amazing

sztupy

usearki

GOOD NEWS!

latriviata

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OP: a parody headline from NewsThump reading “David Attenborough no longer allowed to play with Lego” with a photoshopped image of David Attenborough looking very sad in a ‘100’ party hat, next to a birthday cake with candles spelling ‘100’, holding a Lego Lunar Lander kit for ‘Ages 4-99’

Reply: an official instagram post from Lego with an image headed “Updated for you, Sir David” and a classic kit with the age range updated to ‘4-100+’, with a zoom effect highlighting the age range. A card next to the box says “Happy Birthday Sir David” with a Lego lion. Caption under the image is “Happy 100th birthday, Sir David Attenborough. There's no age limit for those who never stop playing [balloon emoji]”.

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silvaurum

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

silvaurum

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

silvaurum

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

fallout-lou-begas

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socksual-innuendos

Is this what you make while im asleep

fallout-lou-begas

yeah and i had the washing machine running and everything so it was like defusing a bomb

phantomrose96

Gosh I’d love to give it a try. It’s just so hard to find the time with all the *describes a daily schedule that is 65% dilly-dallying*

vampireapologist-archive-deacti

drake?

hazeleyedcat

josh?

vampireapologist-archive-deacti

where’s the body of christ?

wyrddog

puppybong

so nice you see him twice

flipchild

Wow... Bad ass...

flipchild

Seriously badass and awesome 💗

feldfrog

If a fantasy world has an ancient tree of wisdom, that means it must also have young trees that are dumb as shit. Just giving terrible advice like, "the evil wizard is kinda hot"'

evilwizard

okay. rude.

64mpg

i’m in a bad mood please pray for my victims and their families

userfish

saintsatellite-deactivated20240

i hope everyone is ready to celebrate International Down With Cis day on April 4th.

communistkenobi

happy 9 years to the Down With Cis bus!

fiollaigean

happy ten years to the Down With Cis bus!

power-handmaiden

Lamb cake that can see your future

I had a horrible time. At least 5 things went wrong. I will continue making these for my family every year.

balaclava-trismegistus

Killed a spider n now I feel bad :/

balaclava-trismegistus

Why did you say that

quasi-normalcy

Okay, so it takes 9 months to make a baby human; that’s about 3 kg.

A baby spider, by contrast, weighs about 1 mg; roughly 3 million times lighter.

So...you could give birth to a healthy baby spider in about...8 seconds? Like it’s not a big inconvenience.

shittinggold

tumblr user saturnine-powerbomb is on the other side of the cave, churning out spiders as fast as Georg can shovel them into his mouth

smoldragonborn

spaceshipsandpurpledrank

spookyyarn

acanvasofabillionsuns

[ID: The video is a Tiktok clip of Amber Wolf, a Twitch streamer, playing Warzone. The top third shows her face while the rest shows the game. A man's voice says, "So these past few years with you have been incredible, and I truly wouldn't want to game with anyone else." Amber makes a confused face at the beginning, and asks, "What- what was that?" Her character runs around the outside of the building, looking for the source. On the roof, she's able to see two characters facing each other a ways away, both crouched in what is probably the game approximation of getting on one knee. The man continues, "I love you, and since Warzone's the first game we've ever played together--" here, Amber's mouth drops open as she registers what's going on, whispering, "This is a proposal!" "--what better place to ask: will you marry me?" "Oh my god, yes, I'll marry you!" a woman's voice says excitedly, and Amber cheers, "Oh my god, congratulations, guys!" and blows them up with her gun. The video ends as they yell in surprise and the screen greys out with explosion smoke.

The image is of a series of tumblr comments. The first is fleabox saying, "Love loses". yamchaisawesome says, "Happy aroace pride!" and the-river-is-right-there-cho... says, "love is strong. but RPG 7 grenade launcher is stronger" End ID]