Just Wait

Supportive wife, pitbull mommy, professional clinomaniac, proud feminist, working woman, slacking writer.

[omgopalsapphire]

“I recognize the council has made a decision, but given that it’s a stupid-ass decision, I’ve elected to ignore it.”

— Nick Fury

[carlisle-the-daddy-cullen]

They need to redo twilight by just having the actors go back to the filming locations and try to recreate it from memory

[homofied]

Anna Kendrick couldn’t even remember being in the movie. This is an amazing idea

[toastbutteregg]

[panicatthewafflehause]

Somebody’s grandma is sick of the bullshit lol

[emsabee333]

Tonight I decided to get in a fight with a stranger on Facebook. So now I have crippling anxiety keeping me from going to sleep.

[moika-palace]

Comrades, Henry Scott Tuke 1924.

[harcules]

Two bros chilling at the beach 5 feet apart cuz they’re not gay

[piss-bong]

…and they were comrades

[thegirlinthebyakko]

oh my god, they were comrades 

[emsabee333]

Still too close

[emma-d-klutz]

me, tentatively, afraid to get my hopes up

[flippyspoon]

update: horse says he would like to have the horse catcher executed

[galaxianbitch]

[lokischocolatefountain]

[ransomflanagan]

“If there’s one god you don’t want to get steamed up, it’s Hades.‘Cause he had an evil plan. He ran the underworld. But thought the dead were dull and uncouth. He was as mean as he was ruthless. He had a plan to shake things up. And that’s the gospel truth.” Hercules, dir. Ron Clements, John Musker // 1997

[macrolit]

[harmonyinkpress]

Haha, that went somewhere I didn’t expect ~N

[juvias-umbrella-deactivated2021]

honestly this is the most relatable thing i’ve ever seen

[stayxsound]

Greg and I pitched [Parks and Recreation] as a show about female friendship. About Leslie and Ann. That was the core of the show. - Mike Schur at PaleyFest 2019

[emsabee333]

Amy Poehler is Leslie Knope.

[gerriceo]

Thank you, Carrie Fisher.

[darkisnotevil]

Carrie: specifically asks women

Man: talks

Carrie: Shut the fuck up I wasn’t talking to you

[exeggcute]

tumblr discourse is like three steps away from people putting their SAT scores in their bio and using that as a way of deciding whose opinions are most correct

[buzzfeed]

This Mom Said Her Son Was “Afraid To Date” Because Of Feminists And Now Everyone’s Trolling Her, Including Her Sons Apparently

[verylostpenguin]

Me: i love books! I love them so much! I am such a bookworm!

Friend: cool! How many did you read this year?

Me: OK, so here’s the thing

[kuntsuragi]

anyone else fucking LOVE BEING IN BED???

[juniorjewel]

bitch im in bed right now!! how did you know!!

[heejinpilled]

reblog if ur in bed

[whitepeopletwitter]

She’s not wrong though