Emtree

She/They

[messygoku]

you have to be fucking kidding me

[messygoku]

[shashamisen]

Have a bit of an eldritchian boyfriend, as a treat :3c

[seren-dipitous-art]

…okay so what if the problem with the taomeba never happened on the way back home. What if the radiation never got onto the Blip-A. What if Rocky ended up back on Erid, and Grace made it back to Earth. What if they missed each other desperately forever.

What if Grace made a lopsided crochet Rocky and cuddled it every night.

What if Rocky couldn’t stop making xenonite puppets of his alien friend.

What if I made myself cry, what about that? Huh? What then?

[homunculus-argument]

New thought:

You can go back in time to visit one (1) historical person, and gift them one (1) animal as a pet. You don't concern yourself with whether or not it would be ethical to keep this animal as a pet, or how would they keep it at all, but the one requirement you have is that this animal does not naturally occur on their native continent. What are you giving, and to whom?

[homunculus-argument]

I think it would be hilarious to give one of these buggers to Sun Tzu. You now own a giant pinecone possessed with intelligence. The fuck are you going to do with that thing.

[officialfist]

El Muchacho Monday

[lex-artis-studios]

My cat Guaraha would do this. I'm like "sweetie just leave the kitchen!" and he'd just sit by my feet looking up at me with red, streaming eyes while I chopped up the onions. He was a dumb shit though so that was typical dumbassery for him.

[souperluminal]

These prints and more from this May are now available in the shop!

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Let’s do a Wild Hunt larp where we kidnap Jeff Bezos and release him in the forest and then give all the larpers (who are amazon employees) weird masks and motorbikes painted to look like fucked up horses and wolves.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Somewhat disturbed at how fast this post started picking up notes.

[bisexualshakespeare]

don’t set out food if you don’t want us to eat

[wonderwomemes]

i love that i can’t write the word fuck on facebook without risking getting zucced and here I’m greeted everyday by posts like this

[cgaratenby-deactivated20220830]

my only problem with this is that this sounds less like a larp and more like the actual Wild Hunt

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Quality larps are as realistic as is practical.

[gawronka]

parallels between Rocky and Grace and the fox and little prince............

[masao-micchi]

When universes collide (swap au)

Grace is cute in every universe lmfoaosjaos

[bowlby4]

[chubs-deuce]

imagine (temporarily) changing your entire mode of existence for an important political trip to a planet that's so very different from your home and it's assaulting all of your newly gained extra senses (and changed familiar ones) from all sides for a week straight and you're not even sure what you're meant to do there because "interstellar ambassador" and "politician" were never actually in your job description and you kind of just really want to be home right now...

...yeah I'd try to burrow myself in the safe familarity of my favorite person's smell, warmth and heartbeat when the world makes me want to explode too

[lisztzada]

words of encouragement!

(design by elfilibust on twt!)

[chubs-deuce]

oops it appears that I am thoroughly obsessed

in my mind this is all one storyline thing where they manage to find some kind of space mumbo jumbo shortcut between Erid and Earth that massively reduces travel time, so Rocky and Grace go on a political (vacation) trip to Earth to build further connections between the two planets...

...and with Rocky being one of the two saviors of both planets naturally needing to come along as well, he gets a human body to (temporarily) transfer his consciousness into

(keeps their profiles lower, cuts the time, effort and storage space that would normally go into a mobile life support system for Rocky etc - eridian scientists probably also just wanted to see if they could, now that they've figured out stable stem cell based cloning for lab grown protein for Grace)

...... full transparency, I just wanted a plot excuse to have Grace and Rocky hang out on earth and get into shenanigans while Rocky experiences being human for a while and I'm having fun <3

[chubs-deuce]

It appears that I am not immune to the ortiz!Rocky propaganda

[iskander-tm]

Rocky is stronger than me, if I had to watch for years shirts getting looser and looser on the shoulders of my beloved because he's slowly dying I'd bang my head on the wall HARD

[divorcedwife]

studying history is like. here's to another beautiful day of not being pregnant and of having no obligation to ever be. thank you women who fight for abortion and contraception and independance from men for another beautiful day of not being pregnant and of having no obligation to ever be

[snoobinn]

i liked when they fake sparred