Where Is My Mind?

Things.

[buzzfeed]

“Her breasts jounced their agreement.”

[emzl7]

"Her booby breasts" 😂

These are GOLD!!

[raecupcake-blog]

"When Shelley's corpse washed ashore, a friend identified it by a copy of Keats's 1820 volume in the coat pocket, which he knew Shelley had taken with him. Then, after cremation in which Shelley's heart, hardened by calcium, did not burn, this same friend snatched it from the embers and presented it to Mary Shelley, who kept it thereafter in her desk, wrapped in a copy of 'Adonais."

Here’s your morbid literary fact of the day.

[voidbat]

jesus christ, i will never be this goth.

[katrinastratford]

Mary Shelley’s father taught her to spell her name by taking her to the graveyard and having her trace the letters on her mother, Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley’s gravestone.

NO ONE will ever be as goth.

[closet-lunatic-deactivated20170]

didnt she also have sex on said grave

[mankillercalledbunny]

She lost her virginity on her mother’s grave yes

[violent-darts]

… that’s it we can all go home, peak goth was achieved before we even started.

[jstor]

JSTOR confirms it: http://www.jstor.org/stable/3177447

[optimysticals]

Mary Freaking Shelley is None More Goth personified.

[flapper-queen]

@mama-germany Achieve maximum goth

[nyokoko]

@saarebitch

[gothiccharmschool]

If I fail to reblog this, assume I’m stuck in my crypt, and someone needs to come help me.

[gehayi]

She also wrote a post-apocalyptic science fiction novel focusing on the extinction of the human race and the meaninglessness of existence. In 1826.

Oh, and this isn’t especially goth, but my God, I respect her for this:

In 1827, Mary Shelley was party to a scheme that enabled her friend Isabel Robinson and Isabel’s lover, Mary Diana Dods, who wrote under the name David Lyndsay, to embark on a life together in France as man and wife.[126][note 13] With the help of  [American actor John Howard] Payne, whom she kept in the dark about the details, Mary Shelley obtained false passports for the couple.[127]

[ceridwens-cauldron]

The more I learn about Mary Shelley the more I love her

[emzl7]

[emzl7]

Fact!

[emzl7]

[shardwick]

[baerials-deactivated20210402]

Pooh stop running from your fucking problems

[corvid-apologist]

me

[emzl7]

Me dealing with adult problems.

[foulserpent]

the fresno nightcrawlers are the best modern cryptids because theyre basically a pair of pants walking around through peoples yards like its nobodys business, and in these times of uncertainty and disillusionment they are the heroes we need

[emzl7]

[emzl7]

When you overhear teenage guys conversing about "pussy flaps" and comparing their junk sizes to one anothers'.

[emzl7]

me, the motherfucker with over 50 abandoned works in progress: i have another idea.

[bpdprobs]

Being impulsive and immediately regretting it

[gentlemanhoneyfarmer]

[snorlaxatives]

garlic memes??? i feel like his has such a niche audience but i feel it

[theretailconfessionals]

When in doubt, use some more garlic. Actually just use garlic. Always. All of the garlic.

[hol-ohcene]

[buttpop]

im at a party and i just saw someone dab to cotton eyed joe can someone please come pick me up

[emzl7]

Sorry, that was me.

[troyetroyetroye]

I have never related to any more in my life

[heartbeatsandpeonies]

never hit reblog so fast in my life

[emzl7]

Trumpty Dumpty wants a big wall, And from it's great height he will hopefully fall.