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she/it | polyam | ttrpgs (not d&d5e) | love my gfs | 24

[encarta97]

penis explosion

[disabledandtrans]

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[disabledandtrans]

progesterone tracker is here.

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if you experience any disability or neurodivergency please fill out this form. it is equally important to me to have data that says progesterone doesn't affect autism or testosterone doesn't make you hard of hearing or whatever, as it is to document changes. so if you have any health condition. please fill it out. even if it to say "no change". i am begging you all.

and if you can't. please. please do reblog. i need this to be as big as humanly possible. it is the best way forwards to inform decisions.

[icecreamwithjackdaniels]

Wilhelm Kuhnert (German, 1865–1926), "Rock Dove, Wood Pigeon, European Turtle Dove, and a Pouter Pigeon"

[jpechacek]

I posted this on bluesky and then couldn't rest until I made it real

[alphacrone]

the parker/eliot branch of the ot3 is the absolute funniest. parker&hardison have their own beautiful canonical romance. hardison&eliot flirt as much as they bicker & have some deliciously tense moments of Manly Emotional Intimacy and Bone-Deep Respect and Care for the other. but parker&eliot? spend most of the time either working in terrifying tandem or behaving like grumpy uncle/little brother until that occasional moment where eliot will see a younger version of himself in parker who hasn’t quite made all of the terrible he did and can be Saved but clearly possesses a familiar, viscous capability for darkness that cuts her from the same cloth as him and he will do everything in his power to stop it even if it tears him limb from literal limb. and then she hits him with a car.

[foxhardt]

you dont have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off, and while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the babys soft cartilage head into something a little more modern.  it might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but lets see where the dog is going with this

[wizardshark]

This post is from 2013. It has less than 100 notes. Together we can revive this work of art that tragically ahead of its time. We’re ready for it now

[rednines]

[scalllions]

monitoring 👁️

[luminarytex]

hey chat wave wave wave wave

[555bunnies]

Hares and rabbits are both equally beautiful creatures

[medievaljournalist]

the mystery of the pyramid of the elf king

[cartoonrival]

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

[cartoonrival]

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

[juniepops]

Can I still be a good maid if I never ever trip and fall and even if I did my skirts and petticoats are too voluminous for you to ever get a look at my panties or am I not going to make it

[jame7t]

Welllll you will be ground into Maid Material

[orthoscheme]

You're *starts activating my brick shield* You're not gonna like my answer I dont think

[starvulture]

Collecting these rn

[marithlizard]

(via bsky)

In case anyone hasn't heard, the cyclospora outbreak affecting tons of people in the US right now is coming from Taylor Farms produce. Best to stay away from bagged lettuce and prepared salads completely right now, but especially the ones mentioned in the screenshot:

Taylor Farms Earthbound Farms Little Salad Bar (Aldi) Marketside (Walmart) Kroger House Brand Target private label greens Costco salads and greens etc Trader Joe's chopped salad kits and fresh produce Fast food: McDonalds, Taco Bell, (Yum! Brands), Chipotle, Subway, Pizza Hut, KFC, Olive Garden, Top Golf, Red Lobster, Burger King, etc.

This is not the first time I've heard about a Taylor Farms foodborne illness outbreak. I stopped eating their salads after reading a description of the conditions in their facilities. Doesn't sound like they've improved anything.

We need a fully funded and staffed FDA, and regulations with teeth - and that's exactly what we don't have under Trump. To make things worse, the CDC is no longer tracking these outbreaks. We're on our own.

[torchickentacos]

Quick correction and a couple sources to go along with it: the CDC is tracking the outbreak. More information can be found here (link pop-up isn't working for the CDC link): https://www.cdc.gov/cyclosporiasis/outbreaks/07-26/investigation.html

And here:

Investigation of 5-State Outbreak of Cyclospora Illnesses

Do not eat recalled iceberg lettuce from Taylor Farms de Mexico. FDA’s investigation is ongoing.

[taffybuns]

theyre green for an amazing reason

[3amsoda]

beato