My Taste in Music is your Face

Interests may definitely vary. But mostly random things that I enjoy and hope will bring a smile to your face. Oh, and lots of Catholic things. Shoutout to perrybearwaks for the amazing Meap pic

[claudette-monet]

Rainlit Evening in Paris by Claudette Monet

[dubiousculturalartifact]

The new Odyssey adaptation has inevitably gotten people talking about a Muppet version of it, and they’re frequently suggesting Kermit as Odysseus, Miss Piggy as Penelope.

I’m sorry but that’s thinking way too small, hear me out:

We need to have Miss Piggy as Odysseus, and Kermit as Penelope.

Think about it… who’s the more fickle, prideful, warlike one in that relationship? Who is absolutely ready to go ham, at a moment’s notice?

It ain’t Kermit

[rosethyme]

"Who stabbed you in the eye, Polyphemus?" "Moi! Moi stabbed me!" "He stabbed himself. Sad."

[cassettetapecryptid]

prev tags from @heydocverdant

[rosiewitchescottage]

OK. Consider me interested.

Statler and Waldorf as Scylla and Charybdis?

I thought Dr Teeth and The Electric Mayhem or the Mnah Mnah Crew as The Sirens.

The Lotus Eaters become The Cookie Eaters?

What about Circe turning Odysseus' crew into pigs?

We've got to have an all pig crew who are turned into human shaped muppets

Gonzo doing the narration again?

(Rizzo mixing The Poet Homer up with Homer Simpson. He only agreed to do this because he though there'd be donuts.)

[truestoriesaboutme]

I can't quite explain it, but Clue (1985), The Princess Bride (1987), Galaxy Quest (1999), and Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (2023) are all the same genre

[short-and-angry]

They aren't a spoof (roast) or a love letter (tribute), but a best man's speech; an expression of love with a gentle ribbing on ocassion.

[greater-than-the-sword]

Stardust (2007) is also this genre

[demoncity]

YOUR NAME. 君の名は。 dir. Makoto Shinkai

[gifs-of-puppets]

The Muppet Show (1976-1981)

[cop-disliker69]

Is there a polite way to tell a student to take it easy on the thesaurus? 

[argumate]

alleviate your compulsion to lunge for the tome

[greater-than-the-sword]

What do you mean people are too busy and stressed out and preoccupied to fall in love while they're fighting to save the world. People literally fall in love during college

[cosmonautroger]

[vomitdodger]

You know she loved the 80s!

[emmaubler]

Tear it up, Shannon

[animentality]

[alfgifu]

this reads like it was submitted to a local newspaper in the early 1900s

[fexalted]

one of the best parts of making up increasingly wild and specific aus with a friend is sending them posts like "this is sooo blorbo in torture chamber au number 15" and they reply back like "YESSS btw have i told you about my latest idea for how to torture them even more" and you get to enjoy a little snack and kick your feet with glee

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

psych style adaptation of king arthur where everyone thinks merlin has magic because he keeps solving camelot’s problems but he actually has no magical ability at all and it’s just that everyone else is incompetent. he keeps up the magic thing though by making up weird prophecies and cryptic comments because he kind of needs a job

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

sir kay is the lassiter figure like so pissed off all the time that merlin is obviously lying and won’t stop interfering with his job, but arthur just kind of keeps merlin around because like yeah the magic thing is ridiculous…but somehow he still is solving everything and doing better than the actual people i hired (kay). so fine by me!

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

people keep saying this is just connecticut yankee NO. connecticut yankee kills the whimsy and the magic and says look isn’t it funny now? isn’t it funny to strip away the whimsy? no. we are keeping the whimsy. in this plot line magic is still very much real and a very useful skill to have in a royal advisor, one that’s highly sought after. it’s just that merlin doesn’t have it

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

real magician shows up to court and merlin is like im so fucked. desperately trying to take notes on what real magicians do the whole time. toward the end of the episode merlin realizes this guy is faking too and reveals him as a fraud to the whole court, of course in a way that confirms everyone’s belief that merlin does in fact have magical abilities. arthur is very pleased, patting merlin on the back. “wow I can’t believe he almost got away with that. it’s crazy how easy magic is to fake.” merlin smiles, sweating buckets. sir kay is staring daggers

[scribeprotra]

I'm not checking the reblogs to see if anyone mentioned this on account of there being over 2000.

But the reason Kay knows Merlin is faking is cause Kay has legit magic.

[respectmakiitoh]

[beardedmrbean]

[fantasmadebarovia]

there is nothing more important than a dear friend you can be a huge fucking asshole hater with

[fantasmadebarovia]

[animentality]

[jabberding0]

Cosmic Background Studios

[ruesdeluxe]