Maki Itoh+My brain breaking

[weaselknievel]

sorry babe but the greatcoat with all my medals and ribbons stays ON during sex

[weaselknievel]

sorry babe but the greatcoat with all my medals and ribbons stays ON during sex

[weaselknievel]

sorry babe but the greatcoat with all my medals and ribbons stays ON during sex

[weaselknievel]

sorry babe but the greatcoat with all my medals and ribbons stays ON during sex

[weaselknievel]

sorry babe but the greatcoat with all my medals and ribbons stays ON during sex

[weaselknievel]

sorry babe but the greatcoat with all my medals and ribbons stays ON during sex

[maxknightley]

by far the strangest part of the British government deciding to enact a sword hunt is that the policy they've put together is very clear about only banning "ninja swords" and "zombie-style knives." you're allowed to have a sword for fencing, or a machete for farm and garden work, or a zweihander for historical re-enactment purposes, but if you have a wakizashi your ass is fucking GRASS

[maxknightley]

like it is genuinely impossible for me to imagine a use case for this law that isn't just "being racist in a way that feels so outmoded it's almost quaint." you know people can kill each other with regular knives, right?

[maxknightley]

second-strangest part is that their definition of "ninja sword" includes certain kitchen knives but excludes odachi

[marxism-leninism-utenaism]

god help you if your tuna knife is 4 inches too short

[maletolion]

you are…

taller than me

shorter than me

Remaining time: 6 days 17 hours

[maletolion]

theresno fucking way

[maletolion]

me and 88% of my followers

[milkyenthusiast]

when you fuck every part of her body simultaneously #alljob #everythingfucking

[milkyenthusiast]

some ppl might envision this as the work of a slime creature or perhaps some many-tentacled beast. but no, im just a normal girl. im just that good

[mint37-blog-blog]

via 落書き＠ふたば

[preyanimal]

it's fascinating the types of people who choose to follow me

[preyanimal]

i'm not sure what you're here for but i'm going to keep reblogging pictures of anime girls throwing up

[bringcal]

i miss vhs tapes and cds i miss feeding my computers and tvs yummy treats. now theyre eating nothing. theyre being born without mouths

[edgar-allan-possum]

[moth-grrrl-mavis]

I miss lending my friends video games.

[preyanimal]

dude. cruelty squad is two dollars. you should go play it right now

[maletolion]

[respectmakiitoh]

The pose i hit after i drop 12 trays of food on the floor

[thethirdromana]

Putting the term "Catholic guilt" on a high shelf where fandom can't reach it until everyone learns how to identify characters who are very very clearly coded as Protestant.

[queer-crows-nightmare]

[sakuu]

(Xユーザーの組織液💢さん: 「https://t.co/N6egyhNZ1u」 / Xから)

[missstrogen]