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Free Ornamentation IV. This work is dedicated to the public domain 🐌

I turned them into individual transparent pngs if anyone wants those premade!

(Op lmk if you want me to take this down, I'd totally understand—on the other hand, I'd love to do it for the other public domain pieces you've done if that's ok!)

nintendo-wheee

parakeet

PlayStation putting out a legal notice saying they’re removing 500+ movies from user accounts days before announcing they’re getting rid of physical discs for games is an interesting choice

doubleca5t

All these tourists having a great time at the World Cup isn't surprising b/c the first rule of America is that this place rules if you have money to blow and it's a nightmare if you don't. The prohibitively high cost of attending the World Cup filtered out all the ppl who don't have money so all the people who actually made it to the U.S. are basically guaranteed to have fun

ofchaosgoddess

help I’m having ideas beyond my available free time

nothereforthedrama

help I'm having ideas beyond my available energy levels

thickness-protection-program

According to fox entertainment this is who we should be afraid of. I didn't know who Francesca Hong was 10 minutes ago but thankfully now I'm aware of this monster and her monsterous policies

almondarcade

when people use “you messed with the wrong fandom” as a threat

twin-gemiinii

It’s funnier because we all know there’s only one fandom that does that but if we mention it specifically, they’ll do just that.

unorthodoxchronicles

we better keep this like SUPER LOCKED down we don’t know WHO could react to this one, EH? EH?

neclipsis

If you’re aiming at SuperWhoLocks, ITS NOT FUNNY.

They’ve arrived

ackleholics-anonymoose-blog

Originally posted by dean-winchester-crush

ruined-by-destiel

Originally posted by stuffyase

Originally posted by myownobessionthatcannotstop

almondarcade

are you people trying to threaten me with gifs of Bendytoots Lizardman and friends

sweet-hedonist

Pffff we’re so scared

high-functioning-fallen-angel

You should be.

Originally posted by findreactions

almondarcade

I Am Unironically Being Threatened With Gif Of Generic White Man With Gun™

mccoys-killer-queen-deactivated

You better be thankful that it was just a “Generic White Man With Gun™”

it could’ve been Sam Fucking Winchester

almondarcade

Generic White Man 2™: This Time Nakey

thecrazyalaskan

senchromelove

oh my god it’s 2016 i thought this nightmare was over

patienc

This is the worst post on this website

mentally-unstable-bagel

This is the best post on this website

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

how is this back on my dash

WHAT YEAR IS THIS O_O;

covid-safer-hotties

hiveswap

Everyone go look up the song nasa banned from space

hiveswap

Don't forget to play it loud as fuck

kowai-kabuki-tanuki

please….listen to the whole thing. And imagine that you are IN SPACE in 1973 and you JUST woke up. Every time you adjust…it escalates somehow.

This song had to be designed in a lab for the sole purpose of fucking with astronauts. whoever added it to the NASA playlist was a genius.

hiveswap

It took them two tries to ban it?

kvotheunkvothe

miracoll

starshipgenius

They Throw These at me Because I am so Beautiful and a Star.

ceevee5

ryan-sometimes

Working an office job will truly make you have the wildest enemies, bc why is my nemesis rn a woman I’ve never met and who exclusively haunts me by sending diabolical emails, and also a specific guy who left my company before I even worked here and made the system so fuckass that it ruined procedures for like a year

ryan-sometimes

Yesterday my nemesis (woman I’ve never met and whose face I’ve never seen) sent my office an email so rude, basically saying we had fucked up every project she ever ordered from us, one of the worst emails I’ve ever read in my life.

And it pissed me off so badly that I spent the ENTIRE WORK DAY today compiling evidence from every project my team has ever done for her, pulling past emails she’d sent us, putting together an entire case proving that she had been the problem all along. That she got projects mixed up, that she’d made requests that were nonsensical, literally everything you could possibly imagine. Screenshots of emails, reports we’d submitted, EVERYTHING.

This woman in particular has been terrorizing my team for years, her name is almost a slur in my office, I had simply had ENOUGH of her.

I put all of this evidence together and sent it to all of my bosses at 4:30pm. Then I took a long break to eat a sweet treat and drink some tea.

After my break, my bosses all called in an emergency meeting with me and they said they read my report and fucking loved it. And I sat on a teams call with my boss’ boss as she wrote my nemesis the scathing email I had always fantasized about sending, using the evidence I’d compiled, and hit send.

It was the most satisfying workday I’ve had since I got hired.