I have spent too much time thinking about this now.
For the record, this is light hearted magical girl stuff, and I mean magical girl in a gender neutral way in this post. With that out of the way...
Max is the pink magical girl, he was the first to get chosen to be one by their animal mascot the duck, Blaine. When he's not being a magical girl he is a street performer. I also have this image in my head that I cannot shake of him living in a box under a bridge like a cat so have that as well I guess.
Brodude is the yellow magical girl and the second to join the quartet. Due to a backflipping competition with Max gone wrong when they were attacked by the forces of evil he gets promoted to magical girl. I'm not entirely sure what he does when he's not a magical girl. Being a fitness or martial arts instructor feels like a low hanging fruit. It could be funny if he was a world renowned chef or something.
Mister Wizard is the green magical girl and third to join. He absolutely tried to con the forces of evil. He wears wizard robes everywhere he goes much to Max and Ruby's displeasure. He doesn't actually look that different pre- and post- magical girl transformation but somehow no one can tell he's the same person.
Ruby is the blue (or maybe red? but I'm leaning blue) magical girl and the fourth to join. She was part of the forces of evil but Max got her to switch sides via the power of friendship. The other three confuse her but she's stuck with them now and isn't leaving. Was stealing things for a living until she met Amity who gave her an actual job.
Now, this all started because Max decided to give a sad duck on the side of the road some bread, except turns out the duck is actually is a magic alien / god / thing looking for people to pick to be magical girls. And Max is the first person to be nice to Blaine and so now Max has been picked to be a magical girl!
Max is reluctant at first but quickly takes to it and likes the attention he gets from it.
I'm not entirely sure who the forces of evil should be, I'm leaning towards Oberon and the Raven Queen (? does she have a name?) as the leaders of the forces of evil. And Torment working for them. They attack the city with various dnd monsters that the giggs dnd magical girl quartet has to fight off. They need an animal mascot too though. Maybe a rabbit.
Ruby also absolutely has an arc where she either actually rejoins the forces of evil or pretends to after Max angers her and she realizes that actually she doesn't ever want to go back. She's grown as a person and likes the planet as it is, she doesn't really want to destroy it anymore, even though she might want to see Max get punched in the face.
oough. im always thinking about max blunder. mix between a halfling and a goliath. too tall for halflings, too short for goliaths. born a freak of nature, a potential flight of curiosity. product of the circus. PRODUCT of the circus. if he fails he is defective. if he cannot prove his worth to those around him he is defective. by being born a person he fails to live up to the expectations of a product. PRODUCT. a collector's item to be used and displayed. loud and rude and desperate to be approved of. wear ego and superiority as armour to shield yourself from your elders’ disappointment. wear ego and superiority and prove yourself worthy of having either (prove yourself worthy of love). prove you are special and unique as you were created to be or be fundamentally useless. be so full of contradiction from birth that you belong nowhere. not with goliaths and not with halflings. not at the circus and not at the lab. approval = love. your mentor who saw a person in you is gone and you will never get to say goodbye. all you have left of the past in the living world are all the people who manufactured you to sell you in bits and pieces. "there's no one else like me" "one of a kind" tragedies on your tongue wrapped up in egotistical language to cover the wound. but it is there. it will always be there. there is no one else like you. you are one of a kind. the only thing lonelier than being the last of your kind is to be the first and only.
Fun tag game idea: say something that most of your followers wouldn’t actually know
I’ll start first: I am actually married. Irl. I have a husband. I know it’s surprising considering the Tumblr spouses, but my husband thinks it’s funny.
I think you might have put that in a tag at some point 🤔
Let's see...
I'm on track to be salutatorian of my graduating class (aka I have the second highest gpa of the 556 other students in my year). I used to be number 1 but AP ENVIRONMENTAL SCIENCE ruined it 😤
Maybe I make this a little obvious, but maybe my moots don’t know, I’m a private school FREAK. I have only been around the same small handful of people my entire life, and most likely extremely socially stunted 💀🫡 or that I’m Türk! Turkish is my first language :3
i almost ate poisonous berries once (to be fair they looked like blueberries and were right next to blueberries and my guard was down because i was gorging myself on blueberries like a bear and then i ate them, tasted them, and immediately spat them out cus they tasted like shit, i asked a botanist friend of mine if he could identify them and he said yeah those are poisonous)
hmm probably most of yall dont know this i think... I once got accused of hacking in blooket a few years ago in my home economics class because I kept winning the blookets with insane amounts of fish or gold or crypto
I was not hacking. I was just smart and knew all the question answers unlike my classmates. but it got so far my teacher started to believed it AND NEARLY CHECKED MY CHROMEBOOK for cheats. because I simply knew the answers
i recently graduated uni with a bachelors degree in software engineering (currently working on a masters in compsci), and on the same day i got engaged!! yes i'm still aromantic. of some variety.
some of y'all might know those though. oh wait yeah the one that always gets people is i still consider myself christian lmao, my dad's a pastor and doesn't hate gay people so i lucked out and do not have religious trauma 🙂↕️ i recently started going to a church near my uni with my of my roommates actually!
i'm gonna tag @thecouncilofdumdums @borbdoc @sympathytea because i feel like y'all will have good facts. but also open tag (:
uhhhhhhhh I actually share a LOT about myself on tumblr-
I have a plant child that I technically illegally stole and raised. It's name is Luna, stolen at 6 inches tall, now grown to be about 2 feet tall and 3 feet wide.
well, uh, I have stitches in my forehead because I busted my head wide open when I was like 3-4ish? And uhm… Idk I play guitar and speak like 4 languages:]
Open tag too but @thomasisctommy @sg-se @in-his-heart @algae122 @alpheiamoth if y’all want to :D
Of things I haven't shared or only told one or two people that also wouldn't give too much about me away:
I'm legally a victim (I'm fine. I honestly find it kinda funny that the government has me down as a victim. I will not share why as that would be sharing more than I want online.)
I'm pronoun non-conforming (use she/they but identity as cis) (I only told like 3 people my pronouns on here. They are on my YouTube channel that almost no one goes to so that's part of why I'm chill sharing them as they are already online).
@abysmaltrinity @stephanieyumyum @pikipenelope @houndstooth-draws @harveyyy444 + Open tags
uh I grew up in a small town with a lot of assholes which means a few dumb ass crimes so during Covid in 7th grade I saw someone light fireworks in the bathroom on the last day before spring break and we had to wait like an hour to go home even tho I lived 20 minutes away on foot
I now live in a bigger town right next door lol ig that’s not really about me but I can’t really think of anything 🤷
@engag3d @finnthepartyboy @thetimeb4stard @deadgaychoirkid @visualisvery and idk open tags
It was really hard to think of anything, but here we go.
I was used as a scapegoat in middle school. I was bullied but they never did anything and waiting till my bully did something worse so they could actually expel them.
I’m fine now yall, I swear!
@ultrasweethibiscustea @darrencriss-is-superior and open tags ig
two for fun!!!! or not so fun. i have a weird sense of humor
call me percy jackson the way i’ve been to six schools in six years. no joke there. new set up from 8th grade to freshman year of college. none of them were because i got kicked out, and i’ve moved once in my life. i only had a choice in two out of the six
on a slightly more fun note, i have a ridiculous amount of burn scars between ironing and baking accidents and sometimes i like to joke the Desolation’s after me
I share a lot of stuff on here and idk if my life's really that interesting but I can tell you two things
First is that even though I consider myself an agnostic, my parents take me to church every Sunday except I don't pay attention and for the last year I spent all my time there just staring at this one family because I think they're aesthetically pleasing and I think they're so cool that I once had a dream I was related to them
Second is that a few years ago we were supposed to have dancing in my PE class, now, I hate dancing because I'm generally a person who's always worried my moves are just wrong in some way and I just don't understand it, I don't feel it, and I already had dancing in PE a year before that and I felt really embarrassed about how I did so I decided to hurt my own leg so I wouldn't have to exercise
Later on it actually backfired because I thought it would go away after about a week or so but it ended up being around 8-9 months until I fully came back to normal because I lwk forgot how to walk normally and had to relearn
Uhhhh idk I guess one thing is that I feel kind of nauseous/ grossed out when looking at veins or feeling my pulse? Idk if this is like a common thing or not but ya