Yo what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

Samantha | 27

[wyrmoftheweb]

I'm about to wii sports resort to violence

[wyrmoftheweb]

I'm about to have a wii fit

[endofalltime]

HELLO??

Is this thing on?

[imp]

[theonion]

Home Depot Releases New Bluetooth Cordless Hose

[randomitemdrop]

Item: Nozzle of Infinite Water

[sexandtheastrology]

Anybody: *explains a conspiracy theory that makes absolutely no sense*

Me:

[rotking]

boom click the sound of my dick

[the-grilch-gungus-deactivated20]

when I masturbate it sounds like a microwave door slamming rapidly over and over so this post is a mood

[rotking]

[licknuhohoho-deactivated2015121]

I need to get laid

To rest. Put me in a coffin, let my soul ascend

[valtsv]

no nonsense november. everyone just be fucking sensible for once.

[valtsv]

[democrips]

fake conversations in your head of you venting to someone

[gahhhdamn]

how I stay sane

[theminkayproject]

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD

[darthmelyanna]

I still can’t figure out why Terry Crews bothered with a career in football before acting.

[takingofforionsbelt-deactivated]

The world wasn’t ready for him yet, that’s why

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

imagine a horror movie where all the characters are gen z and not particularly scared of dying

[grxnk1d]

killer on the phone with a character: i’m in your house and i will kill you

character: alright lit hurry up tho

[aconstellationofbruises]

The fakest part of this is a Gen Z kid answering the phone

[sambibomb]

killer via dm on ig: i’m in your house and i will kill you

character: alright queen👏🏼💖 hurry up🔥🔥💦💦

[cursedcatimages]

no one ever helps me in this damn house

[uglysex]

im sorry. is my swag distracting you

[swarnpert]

nice going dude you deactivated my charcoal

[korolevx-deactivated20180128]

the idea of consuming two conflicting things that promise to do the opposite of each other has always been hilarious to me. there’s a liquid shot-based sleep aid called 6 hour sleep and as soon as I saw it i immediately imagined mixing it and a 5 hour energy together for a 1 hour nap

[korolevx-deactivated20180128]

mix NyQuil and DayQuil to create Quil

[lured-deactivated20170602]

what does Quil do

[softbutxh-deactivated20170428]

All the time all the time

[jespavas]

“you shouldn’t say you want to die, there are people out there who are actually feeling suicidal”

[hotboyproblems]