:)

:)

[lou22styx-deactivated20140306]

[heartshapedbasil]

The battle mage is frightened and might not last the night

Steve is calm, ready to kill

[husband]

Happy Minecraft day

[sodadimensional]

Happy Minecraft day

[its-elvie-innit]

Oh?!! Oh oh oh! Happy minecraft day :DD everyone!!

[lesblep]

take my quiz if you want to feel sad about yourself

there are ten results, all colours, and no pop culture questions whatsoever.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

alternatives to "ladies and gentlemen"

cads and wastrels

fellow scoundrels

ladies, gentlemen, and interesting miscellanea

beloved friends & tolerated acquaintances

entities of interest

paying audience members & assorted freeloaders

the fbi's most wanted

discerning guests & those of you with fuck all else to do on a tuesday evening

esteemed gutter filth

[endria-pearl]

12 days of christmas but canonically accurate

[sydneystarlights]

NYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

@endria-pearl

[endria-pearl]

HE BE RUNNIN

[valtsv]

anyone else remember being like 13 years old and watching that scene in how to train your dragon (2010) where hiccup carefully navigates the maze of lines toothless has drawn between them without breaking or stepping on any of them and with his back to toothless and eyes shut to demonstrate how he’s willing to put total faith in him not to harm him or run away and to show humility and a desire to establish a natural bond of mutual trust instead of the arrogance to try to force toothless to submit to his will and hearing the music crescendo and fade into silence as he finally crosses the last obstacle so that they’re standing mere inches from one another, tension built on years of bad blood between their two races, so immense it’s almost like a physical barrier, separating them, and after what feels like forever toothless presses his nose gently into hiccup’s outstretched palm and it fits perfectly like it was made solely for that specific purpose, and feeling all the hairs on your neck stand up and a stifling sensation that brought actual tears to your eyes rise in your throat as it touched something profound and full of unspeakable yearning inside you

[davvngwa]

You just want a dragon

[undead-bi-dinosaur]

Well of course I want a fucking dragon

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[endria-pearl]

Snatcher In Joots

[endria-pearl]

:|

[spookywombatruins]

Visit Original Link

*WHEEZE*

[just-shower-thoughts]

Building a treehouse is the biggest insult to a tree. “I killed your friend, here hold him.”

[unclebeanbag]

“Friend”

Its more of I killed a potential enemy. Hold his dismembered corpse in victory.

[ulysseus]

Plants don’t wage war

[unclebeanbag]

Ever heard of blackberries?

Yes, plants do wage war

[kasaron]

Mint and strawberries, too. They need to be quarantined or they will kill basically everything else. 

[systlin]

I planted mint in the ground 2 years ago.

It’s currently fighting a bitter battle to the death against the raspberries attempting to invade from the east while trying to annex the patio.

Could go either way at this point TBH. Unless, of course, I take a shovel and the blowtorch out there and battle both back to within their original boundaries.

And anyone wondering if a blowtorch is overkill for weeding back mint has never actually planted mint.

[moirakatson]

This post did not go where I expected it to.

[deathbeforednf]

Our garden plot at my childhood home slowly got overrun by wild blackberries after we stopped managing it while my sister and I were in nursing school. And by overrun I mean it was like a 4 foot tall thicket of wild blackberries. It hadn’t been touched by humans in at least 4 years. I started the ultimately futile task of trying to clear this plot with a machete and discovered to my amazement a patch of mint several feet across underneath the canopy of blackberry, still fighting the good fight all those years later.

Ultimately it took two jars of homemade napalm and some creative fire placement to clear that patch but I damn sure saved that patch of mint. It earned the right to be there.

[norseminuteman]

Yall mother fuckers don’t even talk unless you’ve had to wage war on kudzu (it’s an ivy strain directly from Hell) that shit doesn’t just wage war with other plants, it wages war with all living things on planet earth. It’s some gnarly ass Blood for the Blood God, Chlorophyll for the Chlorophyll Throne demon weed. 

[breadgunner-deactivated20181003]

Can second the comments of Kudzu.

I forget where I read it but there’s this one tree that creates an extremely flammable substance that’s in both the bark and leaves. Dead trees become torches and crushed up leaves become dust-incendiary, all while the plant’s seeds are Giant Redwood levels of resilient to open flame. IE it has a goddamn scorched earth policy. It’s even more badass than plants that use toxins to starve other plants.

[booksandwildthings]

I’d like to third the comments on Kudzu. These are the battlefields:

See those weird pillars? Those were trees. See that strange lump in the middle? That was a house. Everything green you see in this photo is kudzu.

[nevercure]

Kudzu is an apocalyptic nightmare

They smother every other living plant to death

Those trees under there are dead, they can’t get sunlight. Kudzu takes over and steals everything from these trees, and becomes them. It’s creepy as hell. These plants are basically straight out of a horror novelist’s wet dream tbh.

The bodies of everything the kudzu has slain.

What used to be a house

Someone attempting to drive a four wheeler through it, to give you scale

It’s an ornamental plant kept in check in china, but was introduced to north america where it immediately went rampant and began to spread incredibly fast like a disease, destroying everything in its wake

The ONLY thing that has stopped this curse from engulfing the united states is goats. Apparently goats love this stuff like no tomorrow. Everywhere we find it now, we just bring a horde of goats to cut it down. Everything is fine…. for now.

[nevercure]

Kudzu is on time magazine’s top 10 invasive species to look out for.

This little buddy doing his part

[nevercure]

Not to keep spamming this post but 

“the growth of kudzu as it became a “structural parasite” of the South,[7] enveloping entire structures when untreated[11] and often referred to as “the vine that ate the South”.[13]”

“It has been spreading rapidly in the southern U.S., “easily outpacing the use of herbicide spraying and mowing, as well increasing the costs of these controls by $6 million annually”.[2]“

yall it’s been estimated this plant consumes 600 kilometers of the united states every year

it’s been suggested that we just start eating it to make it go away

[kiwilemonteanonsense]

Adding to the spam: yes, kudzu IS edible. In fact, all parts of it but the vine are edible. The leaves are supposedly great in salads or baked into quiche. The flowers supposedly are great in jam. The roots… Well, if you know how to cook other root vegetables, you know what to do with kudzu root. Feed this stuff to your livestock and cook it.

Eat it before it eats your house.

[vagaybond]

@solarpunkcast @solarpunkactionweek @solarpunkinspo @enviropunk feels relevant

[crittizen]

In this world it’s eat or be eaten

[gamebird]

Thread starts with the existential angst of building a treehouse. Ends with recipes on how to eat kudzu.

Posts that make you go ‘hm.’

[prozdvoices]

Visit Original Link

I just wanted to hear this post in real life, and I chased that impulse.

[transmasc-wheatley]

It came back!!!!!!! YEa BAYBYYYYYYY

[zealzealous-deactivated20220921]

The majority of the audio is just “Egg Nog”

[viostormcaller]

The “egg nog yum” at the end ALWAYS makes me laugh

[nightfuryobsessed]

Oh, is this why I got the egg nog ask? Ya’ll are weird lol

[the-magicalpotato]

The “egg nog yum” at the end though I’m dying

[carry-on-my-wayward-gays]

I hate the internet

[lawbreaker13]

I’m sorry what.

[sydneystarlights]

To Bonk Or Nonk To Bonk

To bonk or nonk to bonk; thonk is the quonk Whonk tis nobonk in the monk to sfonk The slonk and aonk of ounkous fonk, Or to tonk aronk agonk a sonk of tronk, And by opponk enonk thonk? To donk; to slonk; No monk; and by a slonk to sonk we enonk The heonk-aonk and the thonksonk natronk shonks That flonk is the heionk to, tis a conksonkamonk Devonkly to be wonk’d. To donk; to slonk; To slonk; perconk to dronk; ay, thonk’s the ronk; For in that slonk of donk what dronk may conk When we have shuffonked off this moronk coionk, Monk gonk us ponk: thonk’s the responk, That monks calonkaonk of so lonk lifonk.   -  Hamlonk by Willionk Shonkponk

[endria-pearl]

Tonk :)

[clungedestroyer]

[r4cs0]

SMACK

[lordascapelion]

Cats can have a little salami

AS A PUNISHMENT

[visual-infinity]

🔥Burning pollen🌾

[angieartness]

WHAT have I just witnessed???

[socialistexan]

Me, incredibly allergic to pollen:

[mckitterick]

looks like a forest of cottonwood trees - they spew cottony fluff like whoah. this many in one place would be nasty