endure (v): to remain in existance, to last

parker | they/them

[badjokesbyjeff]

Do not use “beef_stew” as a password!

It’s not stroganoff.

[bleachyourattitude]

I showed this to my dad and he’s been talking about this for over an hour

[newrider]

[wamscoastsmoker]

IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY

[notsocialphobixanymorelmao-deac]

I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E

[wamscoastsmoker]

I T I S H A L L O W E E N T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

[pwhyxco]

ok who the fuck got this on my dash it’s still june

[wamscoastsmoker]

get spooky

[tshifty]

how does this appear every june

[chey-thepumpkinqueen]

June 1st!

[avengersreassemble]

negasonic teenage warhead: *fixes the time travel device*

deadpool: fucking superb you funky little lesbian

[pavelchekovswig]

Peter teaching Thor what Yeet means and Thor proceeding to shout YEET every time he throws his hammer

[littlepenquin1992]

[enduranxe]

[joshpeck]

talent: being able to make myself upset over literally nothing

[enduranxe]

if i had a dollar for every time i cried i could afford therapy

[tainbocuailnge]

social media was a good development because back in ancient greece it didn’t exist and people would just be yelling their opinions in the city square instead and the only way to block them was murder or exile

[tainbocuailnge]

the court of athens, sentencing socrates to death for “rotting the youth and disrespecting the gods”: blocked, unfollowed, reported

[nieyao]

“he boot too big for he gotdamn feet” is literally the funniest phrase in the english language. im considering putting it on my tombstone

[vault11overseer]

but is it really better than man door hand hook car door

[nieyao]

he hand hook too big for he gotdamn car door

[melisica]

[viisualiize]

[color-blinder]

Remember kids, stop, drop, and

suffer

[enduranxe]

my final thought before making most decisions: fuck it

[leoascendantgirl]

[greelin]

*feels nothing* mmm, don’t like that *feels something but like, too much* mmm not a fan of that either

[sprousetwinsblog]