[Let me bottom] line it for you

[sosaysdean]

“hasn’t been profitable since 2006” has me in TEARS PLS DBDNDKDMDND

[sleepallsummer]

society if the cw shut down in 2006

[nicostiel]

The CW has gone to super hell ♡

[stardustandsavages]

yes i AM rewatching spn and yes i AM making a spreadsheet of every onscreen death of a named character yes it DOES include graphs

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DmgMKUsVBqUcrEWZulpXGz-CZnVfvIBi0T6hVn6OiFE/edit?usp=sharing

[professorofpi-deactivated202312]

“CW!!!” my mean mother yells. “I sold you to pay the bills! Come meet your new owners!!!”

I throw my hair into a messy bun and stomp downstairs. That’s when I see them: Jensen Ackles and Misha Collins.

“We’re your new owners now,” Misha tells me. “Destiel has always been canon.”

[crabmandible]

Im gonna hold an egg in my mouth for 2 hours to challenge myself.

[crabmandible]

OGAHAGSIGf

[crabmandible]

here is my quick artists rendition.. it was a primal moment

[yellowbloods-deactivated2021051]

hi i just wanted to share ops tags from each of these because theyre really Something

[cahzery]

buddy that is beyond monkey brain, you went all the way back to reptile brain. These are real Dimetrodon hours.

[i-am-a-fish]

bread (:

[a-small-blue-nebula]

yes !!!! bread !!!!! BREAD !!!! breadbreadbread !!!!!! b r e a d !!!!!!!!!! bread bread bread bread !!!!!!!! :D B R E A D 

[i-am-a-fish]

:D

[explainervideo]

What happens to cats in zero gravity ?   more educational gifs«

[voidbat]

OH GOD THOSE POOR BABIES i am sobbing i am laughing so hard

[moonlightandmarble]

In the last pic the cat is all “oh thank god I found ground NO WAIT COME BACK GROUND”

[sonneillonv-deactivated20220218]

THOSE POOR BABIES OMG WHY AM I LAUGHING AT THIS

[sharkpilot]

Astronaut: We need to fund 1.4 billion dollars. NASA: FOR WHAT?! Astronaut: We want to put kitties in space and have them float around in zero gravity. NASA: Here is all the money. God bless.

[cyanhyena]

Those cats are just ?????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!

[thecybersmith]

Cat: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

NASA: fascinating…

[arovolutionary]

Disappointed yet again by a show giving me good bonding moments, only to use them as fuel for romantic drama. So I made this.

[bisexualdemondean]

how do you handle this all?

Hey thanks for asking

I do not

[iamnevertheone]

[billycraplan]

#he did this BY HIMSELF #he turned his home into a synthesizing lab and discovered a brand new element ALONE #if you think tony stark isn’t the greatest you’re wrong

[bisexualdemondean]

How do I get invited to parties?

Just show up and let them see for themselves how wrong they were not to invite you

[bisexualdemondean]

Big Maleficent Energy

[brimalandro]

i think about this a lot

[dashaibo]

The guy got his life and career destroyed by his divorce, cut him some slack.

[ninja-pyro]

he was also sexually assaulted by a man who could destroy his career

[ima-fuckingt4ble]

protect him

[unlimited-shitpost-works-deacti]

reblog if the man on the right is just as beautiful as the man on the left

[konigstigerr]

people grow old? like, that’s a thing that happens? leave my guy alone.

[rikzpt-deactivated20191229]

This man deserves everything let him he happy

[rikzpt-deactivated20191229]

Ok… This is what happened to Fraser

-His wife ditched him and asked for 900k a year,

-He was sexually assaulted which he said kicked him into a deep depression

-He stated that the stunts from the 3rd Mummy movie completely destroyed his body and he was in and out of the hospital for 7 years even having to get surgery to repair his vocal cords.

-He apparently blamed himself for all this which only worsened his depression.

This man has literally been through hell this past decade so please lets cut him some slack and wish him the best

[kakaphoe]

All this but also that picture on the right is a really bad paparazzi photo compared with a professional quality movie promo still. No one looks good when some random person snaps you on the street, regardless of who you are.

Compare with this image from the GQ article last February:

Proper lighting, professional setting, good angles etc.

The dude is 49 and has had a rough couple of decades, but he’s still lovely to look at, and I’ll fight anyone who says otherwise.

[dreaming-yeen]

Plus, now he’s in Doom Patrol, which makes me happy af.

[lessonsintrance]

And let’s not forget he was probably slightly to severely dehydrated to look that buff in he first photo. And I’m so pleased he got work again he seems like a good sort, and from the stealth pilot in Titans, Doom Patrol looks like it should be good.

[asubmissiveview]

It shouldn’t even matter what he’s been through. Body shaming of ANYONE is wrong.

[theladyjanedoe-deactivated20221]

ALL OF THIS

Plus

2019 Brendan is still slaying, so btfu

[simiperfect]

This post keeps getting better and I’m here for it

[velvet74sub]

I love this whole thread

[thisiswhymomworries]

my parents: don’t worry sweetie you’ll understand when you move out and have a house of your own :)

me, in this economy: a what

[thisiswhymomworries]

my parents: don’t worry sweetie you’ll understand when you get married and have a husband :)

me, a known gay: a what

[thisiswhymomworries]

my parents: don’t worry sweetie you’ll understand when you start a family and have your first baby :)

me, an asexual: A WHAT

[exomoon]

my parents: our little girl is growing into a woman! me, a nonbinary: a what

[you-looked-at-mysecrets-deactiv]

my parents: our boy is growing into a strong man me, a nonbinary: a what

[exoskyll]

my parents: can you tell us the SI unit of power, equivalent to one joule per second, corresponding to the power in an electric circuit in which the potential difference is one volt and the current one ampere? me: a watt

[cockyhorror]

the large man who just obliterated my front door: you’re a wizard harry

me, just harry: a what

[gahdamnpunk]

These are $30 for one but stitches at the hospital are more expensive so this is pretty damn great

[unaffiliatedpangolin]

So what you’re saying is that someone in the free market has responded to high costs by developing a new product that is far less expensive, and can be applied by the injured person themselves not just a doctor or nurse.

[thriftshop-faith]

This is neat AF

Its an advanced butterfly bandaid.

@keyhollow

[clueingforbeggs]

This isn’t ‘Neat’ this is horrifying. America is in shambles.

[the-desolated-quill]

‘Oh drat! I’ve been stabbed and I can’t afford to go to hospital. Good thing I’ve brought my emergency DIY stitches.’

America… your health care system is fucked up. You know that, right?

[holy-anxiety-batman]

Yes we know thank you

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

never gonna get over the cycle of

product invented -> problem with capitalist hellscape mildly circumvented -> americans celebrate because its incredibly good that this product exists -> non-americans telling us we’re dumbasses for? being happy theres a tiny little workaround for our shitty system? acting like we’re stupid for looking forward to a product that fixes an 800 dollar problem for a fraction of the cost?

extremely cool and sexy of you all to uhh *spins wheel* mock the citizens of a dystopian nightmare for *throws dart* being excited about the prospect of having one less thing to suffer for.

[the-weaver-of-worlds]

Yea no this invention is The Bomb

[liberalsarecool]

There is a reasonable and logical way to lower abortions.

[derpomatic]

You don’t get to set kids against their parents. That’s sinister shit right there.

[hazeldomain]

The IUDs are free, not mandatory. That means the teens were already against their parents, the only question is what the consequences are going to be.

[helaas--pindakaas]

please... if you’re going to attempt to speak in “old” english

THOU is the subject (Thou art…) THEE is the object (I look at thee) THY is for words beginning in a consonant (Thy dog) THINE is for words beginning in a vowel (Thine eyes)

this has been a psa

[gehayi]

Also, because H was sometimes treated as a vowel when the grammar rules for thou/thee/thy/thine were formed,THINE can also be used for words beginning with H. For example, both “thy heart” and “thine heart” appear in Elizabethan poetry.

[veryrarelystable-deactivated201]

For consistency, however, if you’re saying “thine eyes”, make sure you also say “mine eyes” instead of “my eyes”.

Further to the PSA:

Thou/thee/thine is SINGULAR ONLY.

Verbs with “thou” end in -st or -est: thou canst, thou hast, thou dost, thou goest.  Exception: the verbs will, shall, are, and were, which add only -t: thou wilt, thou shalt, thou art, thou wert.

Only in the indicative, though – when saying how things are (“Thou hast a big nose”).  Not in the subjunctive, saying how things might be (“If thou go there…”) nor in the imperative, making instructions or requests (“Go thou there”).

The -eth or -th ending on verbs is EXACTLY EQUIVALENT TO THE -(e)s ENDING IN MODERN ENGLISH.

I go, thou goest, she goeth, we go, ye go, they go.

If you wouldn’t say “goes” in modern English, don’t say “goeth” in Shakespearean English.

“Goeth and getteth me a coffee” NO.  KILL IT WITH FIRE.

Usually with an imperative you put the pronoun immediately after the verb, at least once in the sentence (“Go thou” / “Go ye”).

YE is the subject (Ye are…).  YOU is the object.

Ye/you/your is both for PLURALS and for DEFERENCE, as vous in French.

There’s more, but that’ll do for now.

[theliteraryarchitect-deactivate]

Oh wow. Reblogging for reference.

[you-had-me-at-e-flat-major]

also note this isn’t old english it’s elizabethan english, or early modern english.

This was written in Modern English.

This was writ in Elizabethan English.

Þis was ywritten in Middelenglisch.

Þis ƿæs ġeƿrīten on Ēaldenglisċ.

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

they dont give rhodey much screen time because he kills with words and his common sense would be a mary sue by itself. like he looked at quill for 3 seconds total and said out loud “so hes an idiot” i loved that

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

we will never get a war machine movie cause mcu bases most of the conflict on superheroes being utterly incompetent to form one valid fuckin thought for half a movie so rhodey’s would last like 20ish minutes including the end credits. but. i would still pay double to see it