the shed

This i s the domain of five very cool gnomes in a beige trenchcoat. Agni kai to the death if you try to occupy this shed- signed by the gardenshed gnome gang. Ps offerings of radishes are approved...but NO beets. [INTP, used to be aarvb]

[pinkprincessrei-deactivated2020]

ARE YOU A BONE OR BLOOD PERSON.

ARE YOU A VOID OR ABYSS PERSON.

ARE YOU A ROT OR DUST PERSON.

[massivelimestonecube]

tumblr glitched and decided to display this post with a slight tremor and i thought i was hallucinating but i managed to record it

[stsebastiens]

finding out there's a frankenstein ballet and that it was in october of last year…DEVASTATING

look at this. look at these. im foaming at the mouth

[kaijutegu]

It was stupid good. So good in fact that the bbc filmed a version and put it on dvd when it debuted. I bought that dvd after I saw the show and put it up on the Internet Archive. The audio is not great but the dancing is spectacular. Ever see a pas de deux around an anatomical dissection? You will.

[catchymemes]

[catchymemes]

The game show for people who watch pressure washing videos (via)

[foone]

the best thing you can do as an author is write a story that's entirely SFW and needs no content warnings and most readers don't think it's sexual or even romantic at all and within a couple days you see it reblogged by a NSFW blog, tagged "this is the hottest thing I've ever read"

it's a tricky note to hit, but it's worth it.

[thehesitantskaleton]

The best part about being kinky is taking completely mundane things and sexualising them in ways that vanillas havent even dreamed of.

[foone]

exactly. The platonic ideal of a kink is something that can be the most explicit pornography to someone with that kink, but to someone without the kink, it doesn't even register as sexual

[notbopper]

[foone]

first of all, how dare you?

[dunkstein]

“The Wizard of Sex” and “the sex wizard” are two completely different things you fucking idiot. It’s mistakes like this that are why the acedemy keeps sending mage assassins to your dorm

[jeekoftheweek]

what if it was all just a dream?

[motherfucker-unlimited]

fuck 12

[website-com]

you never know what someone is going through. for instance i didnt know i was going through anything until about 2 years later. i thought i was just chilling

[paradoxial-cunt]

[ghostrepeater]

[c3po]

is 5 too young for the dark crystal? i don’t want to scare my sister but i want to show her

[effemimaniac]

I forgot that was the name of a film when I read this and thought you were desperate to show your 5 y/o sister some sort of cursed artifact

[homeboygirl]

my collection of "weird social practices that are too funny to be considered rude"

[catchymemes]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

did he really fall victim to the alt right pipeline or was he already insufferable and just looking for ways to justify his behavior

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

24 reblogs and 164 likes...people know the truth but fear sharing it. 1 reblog = 1 AMEN

[miiamin]

[catchymemes]

[lizardsfromspace]

The exception is cheesy local commercials. Those should be the only ads. I will listen to someone who runs a store in my city doing an awkward rap. We once had a furniture store with these awful CGI ads and the slogan "where the deals are so low, it's almost criminal!" and then they got shut down, by the cops, because it turned out. It turned out the deals were so low because. You're not going to believe this but the prices were so low it was in fact

[blackirishweab]

According to my uncle, I “should be outside balancing rocks in a stream somewhere.”

[in-the-ghost-mode]

what kind of forgotten god are you

[prettykikimora-deactivated20250]

Some guy behind me ordered 15 sugars with his coffee and I instinctively blurter out "what the fuck? 15?" with my windows down and I heard him laugh.