mj

mj ♡ 23 ♡ she/her/it ♡ polyfrag did system ♡ autistic adhd bpd hpd npd stpd ocd (+) ♡ disabled ♡ jewish ♡ middle eastern ♡ butch trans dyke ♡ highly amnesiac so be patient with us ♡ follows from energyjrink ♡ feel free to interact! ♡

[organicmatter]

i fucking love when halloween music is just surf rock with a ghoul laughing in the background

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at the club no drinks.in.fully stone cold sober: what if thsre was a secret city

[seventyeight-moose]

Face twists with bravery as a chill runs through the air We have to find it.

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We have to find it

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[catboyaoi]

wow this cannot be good for me *keeps doing it*

[medicatedmaniac]

Jensen was serving circa 2023 with the moustache don't @ me to argue about it lmao

[lavenderpr1nce]

I think this pride month we should all get normal about trans men/mascs with long hair

[genderkoolaid]

especially when the trans men & mascs in question are Native / Black / Asian

[lugubriou-s]

[mori-sempai]

[mellifexfarm]

bring your ugly to work day

[freakoutgirl]

how it feels to accept you're fucked forever

[moreosijg]

"No, no. I wouldn't. Did I?"

[batsandboba]

do not start gambling. go outside and locate a bug. now post it on inaturalist. bam. nature's gacha game

[orcboxer]

kinda bullshit the English language doesn't have a discrete word for an unlit campfire. you light a campfire, but what is it before you light it? also a campfire, I guess. I need to invent a word that can be intuitively understood as "the arrangement of wood that is intended to become a campfire"

[dorian-they]

well "an arrangement of wood that is intended to become a campfire" sounds like it's just a bundle of sticks and I think there is a collective word for that maybe

[orcboxer]

[paperandpencilsandskips]

When the YouTuber references game theory and then loudly says the tagline "but that's just a theory" and then cuts themselves off so it sounds like they're saying "A GAY"

[orteil42]

I must not explain the joke. Explaining the joke is the joke-killer. I will face my followers who did not get the joke. I will permit them to pass over me and through me

[orteil42]

you are making this so difficult

[luetta]

abortion clicker early game : you click the belly 50 times in order to perform one abortion. this lets you buy a doctor who performs 0.1 abortions a second.

abortion clicker mid game: you own hundreds of clinics as well as think-tanks which dismantle sex ed courses as well as politicians which strengthen pro choice institutions

abortion clicker late game: the solar system’s resources have been stripped to build a dyson sphere which incubates trillions of humans for the sole purpose of performing abortions on them. once we achieve hyperspace travel, other stars will power superintelligent machines which will simulate octillions of abortion a second

[spel16]

[swagophile]

Top 10 Most Funniest And Badass Moments In P*rno Movies And Cartoobs

[homoidioticus]

Commenters praise the girls frugality

[bace-jeleren]