[mudstickbandit]

in my most recent game of team defense fort 2 i was banned from a 24/7 hightower pony rp server for screaming ‘incoming gamer!’ into my mic every time i respawned or charged as demoman. and i have to say, nothing really prepares you for the sensation of hearing a grown man say with no hint of irony in his voice, ‘mr sex goblin, if you dont stop saying that im banning you from ponyville forever’

[apas-95]

Mister sex goblin… if you don’t stop saying that, I’m going to have to ban you from Ponyville.

Permanently.

Incoming… gamer.

[byjove]

medieval lit is really fun. there will be a footnote that is like “nobody knows what the author meant there and scholars have been debating it for centuries” 

[byjove]

translator’s note: we have no clue bro

[byjove]

translator’s note: we’re sure this was hilarious in 12th century Somerset

[byjove]

translator’s note: again, we’re sure the scribe was the funniest guy in Plantagenet England and was getting all the tavern wenches but we can’t for the life of us figure out what he was talking about

[literally-black-jesus]

I hate people who say shit like "I prefer to date people with afab bodies" no you don't you prefer people with vulvas and boobs who look more "fem" to you and its perfectly fine to say that. I'm afab and I don't think you'd like my beard or body hair or anything about me so don't rope me in when we both know what you meant. SAY WHAT YOU MEAN I FUCKING BEG YOU

[quicktimeeventfull]

oh omg i just got finished playing a game called 'no case should remain unsolved' ... absolutely fantastic game i think everyone should play it. it's a little mystery game in which you're a 70 year old detective looking back at a case you failed to solve when you were younger. you have to recover and reassemble your memories. it's primarily text based with some images. 10/10 i loved this.

[newtsfrogstoads]

Going from being an introverted lurker on reddit to trying to post my own stuff here is so wild. I keep typing out a post, deleting it, then retyping because I think it's not good enough but then I look at other posts and why am I so worried?

It's like I'm at a fancy Italian restaurant and keep glancing around the room to see which hand people use to pick up the forks. But then I realize that everyone is shoveling spaghetti into their mouths using their bare hands and I'm like ah okay so I'm clearly overthinking this

[newtsfrogstoads]

This restaurant is absolute chaos and I'm giving it 5 stars

[parkchanwoohoo]

I've posted about this before but back home at my old job I used to get pho so fucking often that the owners of the place stopped asking me what I wanted and stopped handing me menus when I walked in. After I moved to NY and I could only go back to Chicago like once a year, I sat down and they gave me a menu and I was like "Oh no I already know what I want, can I get--" and they were like OHHH #36 WITH EXTRA NOODLES YOU'RE BACK and I almost cried

[qqchurch]

[poetrylesbian]

[poetrylesbian]

[favorite-steam-reviews]

Rimworld

[apollo-cackling]

[ID: a steam review that says,

My wife doesn’t like or play video games. She loves Rimworld. I’ve never seen her touch anything else. When “we” play, | set up the base, make sure the power stays on and the healroot is harvested. The mother of my children, the light of my life, sits next to me and plays the game by suggesting things like “The colony could make far more silver if we were to simply imprison raiders, remove organs, skin, butcher and consume their flesh.” | thought | knew everything about this lady. Damn. We’ve spent all 1.176 hours in this game together.

/end ID]

[xeno-fluff]

I feel that it’s important to note that the reviewer had 1,176 hours of playtime at review time, and now has 3,990

[jimbles-archive]

[triangleguy]

[the-quasar-hero]

You can make a movie with where the only white character is a man named Ray Cism whose one line of his 16 seconds of screen time is “I seriously hate women and minorities.” and you’ll find fifty bajillion reader x Ray Cism fanfics and renaissance style drawings of him with a halo of golden light

[redstonedust]

i like when a piece of media says that an all-powerful character "sees humans as insects" because that really could mean a lot of things. maybe they view us as insignifigant and will squish us under their boot. maybe theyre actually studying and cataloguing us for their thesis paper. maybe theyre campaigning for human protection because we're an important part of their ecosystem. maybe they see a human and go "ew ew ewwwwww someone get the cup and get that FREAK out of my house." .

[you-can-be-what-you-want-to-be]

"Immature people crave and demand moral certainty: This is bad, this is good. Kids and adolescents struggle to find a sure moral foothold in this bewildering world; they long to feel they’re on the winning side, or at least a member of the team. To them, heroic fantasy may offer a vision of moral clarity. Unfortunately, the pretended Battle Between (unquestioned) Good and (unexamined) Evil obscures instead of clarifying, serving as a mere excuse for violence — as brainless, useless, and base as aggressive war in the real world."

Ursula K Le Guin at it again, being right as always

[lakevida]

the menstrual cup and menstrual scepter

[lakevida]

your majesty what is upppp

[tredlocity]

[apricops]

'disembowel' is such a good word. y'know your bowels? they are GONE