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Could you write Hermes and his favorite places he likes to fuck you? 🥺 I read your Poseidon one, and I absolutely loved it 😍😍
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Hermes’ Favorite Places to Have Sex with You
(Because, of course, the God of Mischief and Travel has preferences.)
Hermes is fast, charming, unpredictable—and when it comes to you, he is insatiable.
There is no place too sacred, no setting too inconvenient. If he wants you, he takes you.
But there are some places he enjoys more than others.
1. The Clouds of Mount Olympus – The Realm of the Gods, Where No Mortal Dares to Tread
Hermes is a god of the skies, the wind, the air itself.
And there is something intoxicating about having you beneath him, your body arching against his, as you both lose yourselves in the endless expanse of the heavens.
The first time it happened, he had scooped you up effortlessly, carrying you through the skies, his laughter warm against your skin.
“Where are we going?” you had asked, breathless.
His golden eyes had gleamed mischievously.
“Where no one can interrupt us.”
And then—you were in the clouds.
The air cool against your skin, the world stretched out below you, endless and vast.
You had barely processed the view before he was on you, pressing you down onto the soft, weightless mist, his hands gripping your thighs, his lips tracing the line of your jaw.
“You trust me, don’t you?” he had whispered, his voice rough with desire.
Because even when the ground was nowhere beneath you, even when you were lost in his touch, his kisses, his hands—you knew he would never let you fall.
2. The Shadowed Corners of Olympus’ Grand Halls – Because Hermes Thrives on the Risk
There is no place more dangerous than the halls of Olympus, where gods and goddesses gather, where power radiates from every marble column.
And yet, Hermes lives for danger.
So it was no surprise when he pulled you into a dark alcove, just beyond the grand throne room, where Zeus himself was speaking.
Your protests had been half-hearted at best.
“Reckless?” His smirk was sinful, his breath hot against your ear. “That’s why you love me.”
And before you could argue, before you could remind him that anyone could walk past—
His lips crashed against yours.
His hands were everywhere, fingers gripping your hips, pinning you against the cold stone wall, his body a contrast of warmth and tension.
“You have to stay quiet,” he murmured, grinning against your skin. “Do you think you can do that?”
And when he finally pulled back, his golden eyes burning, he had pressed a kiss to your temple and whispered, “I win.”
3. His Temple at Night – When It’s Just the Two of You, and He Can Worship You Properly
For all his mischief, his chaos, his endless energy, there is something almost reverent in the way he loves you in the quiet moments.
His temple, usually filled with prayers, offerings, and the scent of incense, becomes something entirely different at night.
The first time he had taken you there after dusk, he had led you past the marble pillars, through the dimly lit corridors, his fingers laced with yours.
“You always make me chase you,” you had teased.
Hermes had smirked. “Not tonight.”
And then—he was on his knees before you.
His warm hands sliding up your legs, his lips brushing your skin, his golden gaze dark with devotion.
“Let me worship you,” he had whispered, and there had been no mischief in his voice, only hunger, only need.
Slowly. Thoroughly. Completely.
4. The Forest, Beneath the Moonlight – Where He Can Lose Himself in You Entirely
There is something wild about Hermes, something untamed, something that does not belong to Olympus alone.
And when he takes you into the woods, beneath the open sky, surrounded by nothing but nature and the whisper of the wind—
The first time it happened, you had been laughing, running from him, your heart pounding, the thrill of the chase making your skin burn.
Then, suddenly—he had caught you.
Spun you against the nearest tree, pinning you with a knee between your thighs, his breath hot against your ear.
“Caught you,” he had murmured, smirking, his hands sliding beneath your clothes, teasing, testing.
The moon had bathed you both in silver light, the scent of earth and rain filling your lungs as he pressed you into the rough bark, his body claiming yours, slow and deep.
And when it was over—when you were both spent, tangled together on the forest floor—
Hermes had simply grinned, pulling you close, pressing a lazy kiss to your temple.
“You should run more often,” he had whispered.
5. His Personal Chambers – When He Wants You All to Himself
There are no distractions here.
No gods, no mortals, no risk of being seen.
Hermes does not often stay in one place, but his chambers are the one place he always returns to.
And when you are there, he is not the fast-talking messenger, not the trickster, not the god always moving from one adventure to the next.
The first time he brought you here, he had pressed you down onto the bed, hovering over you, his golden eyes dark and unreadable.
Then, softly—almost too soft for a god of mischief—he had whispered, “Mine.”
And this time, there was no rush.
Just him, taking his time, learning your body, making sure you never forgot who you belonged to.
And when he finally collapsed beside you, pulling you against his chest, his fingers trailing lazily over your bare skin—
For once, Hermes had nowhere else to be.
Because you were the only thing he had ever wanted to chase.
And he had already caught you.