I'm just here to meet girls (and to fujo out)

Abby|25|she/her|tme|lesbian

[insight-abbygail]

Hi im going to make a pinned post bc that's apparently that's the fashionable thing to do these days. i've been here since 2013, im a lesbian, and im MARRIED 🎉 im a capital f feminist with a deep love and respect for transfeminine people (my wife is trans!!🩷🩷🩷) im a fandom blog primarily but also Discourse and politics i post the beatles (paul is my fave) and star trek mostly im autistic and adhd and im an anarchist lol. im intrigued by marxism but life is busy. i intend to study theory For Real when i get the whole job situation settled

dnis? idk

minors (although i am a big believer in teens posting at their own risk, god knows i did)

bigots (though i guess i cant stop you i'll probably just block)

are antishippers still a thing? i think they all moved to twitter but yeah if you're weird about fiction please move on we're grownups here

my wife: @harunieres 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

[ensignbabey]

I had to remake bc I got scammed. If anyone reaches out and says they accidentally reported you for fraud and your acct is going to get termed, they're lyingggggggg. The guy who got me messaged from @ trainsgengar, the op of which had his acct stolen by this guy.

[lavenderprose]

To be clear. Shane's whole thing about Ilya being a Sex God is because of the limerence. Ilya is nineteen and he can get a rhythm going and that's about it. He was throwing shit at the wall when he hit that 'Get on your knees' in Nashville but only he knows that because Shane's brain turned OFF. Ilya said "Let's do a little experiment here" and the results were "Oh my god oh my god oh my god." Shane came hands free because he was that obsessed with the idea of Ilya Rozanov being inside him. Ilya said "Do you like that do you like that" because he's nineteen and he needs the validation and Shane was like "YES YES YES I LIKE IT OH MY GOD YOU'RE SO DEEP YOU'RE SO GOOD" and objectively. It was okay. Ilya fully did not know where to put his hands a couple of times. He forgot about Shane's dick. Luckily, Shane is God's special angel who can come from the idea of Ilya's cockhead being in proximity to his prostate a few times. Mind over matter, says Shane Hollander's dick. And then Ilya said "Oh God Hollander" because it was also, objectively, one of the hottest things that had ever happened to HIM, Ilya Rozanov. Shane sits on that step afterwards plotting about how he's gonna get this over and over and over again for the rest of his life and he has no idea that there are women in Boston who have Ilya listed in their contacts as "Hockey Guy 6/10". Shane Hollander cannot fathom a world in which Ilya Rozanov doesn't lay the maddest pipe this side of Lake Michigan. "Ilya Rozanov is a some kind of nineteen year old sex God" No Shane honey he was just designed in a lab to score goals and make you cum and he's done scoring goals for the night.

[aflo]

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing

[qmaras]

pauls where he looks particularly like a fairy princess. my favorite genre of pauls.....

[ilovechickenstrip]

[xuyiyun]

[ironmyrmidon]

When the AI bubble pops, the demand for computing power will fall much more quickly than the supply. For a brief window, we will have an amazing digital surplus.

[inber]

hate it when you see something in media that has great kink potential so you skedoodle post-haste to ao3 only to discover there's none fic left beef and then you have to sit there going oh I see I'M the pervert weirdo I'M the problem with society and everyone else in the world is going to heaven with a hundred innocence dollars preloaded onto their ole fashioned wholesome funtimes themepark fast pass card like fuckin oath man

[princesspaulie13]

Ok what the hell. Does he think this is funny.

[suncaptor]

linked tree (includes options to donate to Ghanaian projects)

petition to show support

[ryebreadgf]

the sexiest thing a woman can be is a cringe fujoshi with a very serious day job

[oldmanpusspuss]

john lennon wouldn't actually be jealous of getting paul mccartney pregnant instead of himself

he'd look forward to the time paul starts lactating so he could slurp paul's milk and satisfy his mommy fetish. then when paul births, john would fight with a baby over paul's milk

It's crazy to think that so many tumblr users don't get to experience getting asks like this in their inbox

[lilyblisslys]

sometimes people go "isn't it hard having a rockin' set of cans and also an ass that won't quit?" and i have to go "yes. it is. thank you for seeing my struggle".

[subaru-copilot]

it gets to a point that is just weirder if they didn't fuck

[subaru-copilot]

you did all this and it was not even because you wanted to bang him? weirdo

[subaru-copilot]

what

[quantumshade]

everyone be quiet. marsha with her snoopy.

[shortwaveradioenthusiast]

[kingedwardsapphires]

Me stepping out of the optometry office after slamming four lokos with the doctor and immediately meeting the love of my life (but I have social anxiety)

[eliotquillon]

if house md were running in 2024 there would be an episode with a patient who identifies as an ‘online content creator’ (cagily) where house agrees to take the case primarily because when he offhandedly refers to her as an onlyfans model both cameron and cuddy get really offended and say it’s a sexist assumption so he doubles down and becomes committed to finding the patient’s onlyfans and proving it. at some point it would be revealed that chase actually is an onlyfans model and started doing it as a stopgap after his dad died and he suddenly got disinherited but he makes so much money off it that now medicine is basically just a hobby. cameron and foreman both disagree with the concept online sex work but it turns out they disagree for different reasons (cameron thinks it’s exploitative and not-feminist, foreman finds it distasteful and thinks people should get ‘real jobs’) and spend most of their scenes together arguing about this while chase gets continually more shifty. they break into the patient’s house and there’s a full ringlight and camera setup which seems to confirm house’s suspicions. while trying to find the patient’s onlyfans house accidentally finds chase’s onlyfans instead and considers publicly embarrassing him about it like he did with wilson’s sex tape but soon realises that most of the staff at the hospital are already subscribed to chase’s onlyfans so makes fun of him for that instead. it then transpires that the reason why the patient is so cagey about being a content creator is that she’s an ASMR artist and all the soap she’s been shaving on camera has irritated her lungs. cuddy is about to make house give her 20 extra hours of clinic duty as recompense but at last minute it’s revealed that the website the patient uses for some of her bonus commissions is, drumroll…onlyfans, because she’s been banned from patreon. how does house know this? wilson is subscribed to her because the soap videos sometimes soothe him to sleep. something by cigarettes after sex plays. roll end credits.