PostingsFromShitPlanet

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Dr. Zaius was right!

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Star Trek is Roswell truthers. It was the Ferengi the whole time!

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LMFAO Bajor has Kava. I realize the writers probably didn't know about kava, but it just recharacterized the Bajorans as extremely WASPy for a hot minute.

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Everyone is so excited about Jadzi A's lesbian kiss. HAVE YOU BEEN WATCHING THIS SHOW?! ITS FULL OF FAGS!

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Oh so everyone is canonically gay for Badhir

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It's always: "We overloaded the warp core so the Romulans wouldn't get their hands on the ship." Or something like that

You never hear anyone say: "We activated the self destruct sequence, and guess what: IT FUCKING WORKED!"

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Oh no, the Candy Man has survived to haunt the Star Trek future.

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Ah yes, root beer, the national drink of the Federation.

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Kira is an anti-holosuite evangelist, then they just forget about it and have her hanging out with Dax in the holosuites.

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After four years they finally promoted Sisko to captain. You know Sisko, the guy who runs a space station, an instillation Star Fleet normally has an admiral in charge of.

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We can take this opportunity to make Joran Dax an interesting character... Nah, we're just gonna make him a comic book villain.

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Sisko: As commander of the most important space station in the Federation, and first line of defense against the imminent threat of the Dominion, I will be out of the office for the next few months to build and sail a boat. Anyways bye and good luck losers.

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Sisko says he makes it a policy to never question the word of Star Fleet personnel... Hard cut to an hour long video of him questioning the word of Star Fleet personnel.

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Hey remember that character we introduced and made super important... You won't be seeing him for the next 20 episodes.

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Julian has to explain twink death to Garak

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Star Trek writers get around temporal paradoxes by having Chief O'Brien at Work being crochety. There isn't even an explanation, just O'Brien being cranky.