still searching for my vorpal sword

breathing a little too deeply (mostly running on a queue)

[byjove]

I had a Terry's Chocolate Orange once in an airport 10 years ago (they’re very hard to come by in the US, I’ve never seen them sold anywhere else) and I think about it everyday.

[byjove]

So what you’re saying in the replies is that they are sold everywhere and they’re just hiding them from me every time I enter a store.

[byjove]

So what you’re saying is some sort of evil sorcerer put a curse on me to make Terry’s chocolate oranges totally invisible to me.

[parkchanwoohoo]

The world could be so beautiful

[kragehund-est]

commiting thought crimes and being pursued by the cop in my head, but i parkour away using mental gymnastics and escape to my mind palace.

[spaceorphan18]

Okay I did kinda laugh when I saw this

[cilantrhoes]

[peppermintbiotics]

it's because you're always in that damn coffin

[graveyardrabbit]

I really love those posts of people showing their stuffed animals various things and locations, gonna start doing that

[graveyardrabbit]

showing my giant ground sloth the Feather River and the Feather River Fish Hatchery fish ladder

[graveyardrabbit]

showing my cat the location of the last stagecoach hold-up in San Mateo County

[graveyardrabbit]

showing my sockeye salmon The Gates Of Hell

[graveyardrabbit]

showing my humpback whale Methuselah the coast redwood

[graveyardrabbit]

showing my banana slug the grave of Emperor Norton

[graveyardrabbit]

showing my tiger the geographic center of California

[graveyardrabbit]

showing my elephant seal a spirit photograph

[graveyardrabbit]

showing my javalina the 1906 earthquake fence

[hauntedkeys]

if you've ever applied for a job you deserve 50 million dollars in financial compensation

[jan-liliten]

op turned off reblogs but also i respect that they turned them off for a reason but i still want the post here so i removed their name

[samirasystole]

ahhh so you're shown to be capable of recognising that people's trauma can make them act irrationally and unpleasantly! you recognised it in the white man! can you also recognise it in the brown woman? no? she's mean and bitchy and uncaring? i see

[hotvampireadjacent]

[partlysmith]

[drcuriousvii]

now the healing can begin.

[mumblesplash]

and come to think of it it’s pretty hilarious that all it took for me to understand the appeal of ryan gosling was to take away all his love interests and shoot him into outer space. like i’m still not gonna watch any of that other stuff but seeing him break his nose against the control panel of a burning spaceship really opened my eyes

[mumblesplash]

woah this ryan gosling guy is kinda cute. has anyone else thought of this

[airbus-a380-800]

we are so normal about hollywood heartthrobs here on tumblr dot com

[nightlydeertrivia]

peace and love on planet earth

[dykeferatu]

pluto (the celestial body) told me that it’s actually kind of upsetting how much you guys insist on her being a planet. she says it feels like you don’t like her for who she is and you’d prefer an imagined version of her instead. what’s so terrible about being a dwarf planet, she asked me. does she have to be a “real” planet to be worthy of love?

[alexmey-does-an-arts]

I wish I could give the miis internalized homophobja

[alexmey-does-an-arts]

no but like i want them to actually feel it

[alexmey-does-an-arts]

you dont like her?

[gayteensupreme]

arts degrees r so funny because you go in class and theyre like What Is A Poem? we dont know for sure... and then moral of the story is we don't know what a poem is. and then the worst part of it is that theyre right