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[envelopedbyoblivion]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 7/7 Fandom: Empires SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP, Double Life SMP Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Jimmy | Solidarity/TangoTek, Charles | Grian/Ryan | GoodTimesWithScar, Minor or Background Relationship(s) Characters: Jimmy | Solidarity, TangoTek (Video Blogging RPF), Charles | Grian, Ryan | GoodTimesWithScar, impulseSV (Video Blogging RPF), ZombieCleo (Video Blogging RPF), Original Characters, Joe Hills | joehillssays, EthosLab (Video Blogging RPF) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Empires SMP Setting (Video Blogging RPF), Sheriff Jimmy | Solidarity, Highwayman TangoTek, Hurt/Comfort, Angst with a Happy Ending, Background Character Death, Jimmy | Solidarity Needs a Hug, TangoTek Needs A Hug (Video Blogging RPF), they both get one, TangoTek has PTSD, Jimmy | Solidarity Has Self-Esteem Issues, Panic Attacks, Seizures, Dissociation, Heteronormativity, Watcher Charles | Grian, Suicide Attempt, kinda sorta not really - Freeform, This has a happy ending I promise, First Kiss, Implied Sexual Content, Enemies to Friends to Lovers, Jimmy | Solidarity’s Cat Norman, Not RPF Series: Part 1 of The Highwayman AU Summary:

Fate walks many paths – but for each person, it only wears one face. Sheriff Jimmy Solidarity’s fate is a handsome red-eyed highwayman who saves Jimmy from a group of bandits. Despite being on opposite sides of the law, something keeps bringing them together, tangible as gravity and inevitable as death.

Which will get to them first? What will win out – a growing relationship between them, or their obligations to the life they’ve chosen for themselves?

New Chapters Will Be Posted Every Day!

[catchymemes]

[mustachioedwalrus]

[shoresoftheshadowlands]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

He’s right. Ten dollars for that much cheese, buying it is the only correct decision.

[anaridgrassland]

HANG ON IT GETS BETTER!!!

I just went to her tiktok to see if there was ever an update to the cheese situation (she reposted the video a year later saying they still had half of it) and said they just shredded the last of it recently.

HE FUCKING DID IT AGAIN!!!!! 🤣

[noadventureshere221b]

They censored the store name. I get it but damn. I wanna know.

[big-smiling-monkey]

Find the name of that store before they go out of business for some inexplicable reason

[arctic-hands]

When I was a teenager and still on Neopets I was part of a pretty big Star Trek guild and eventually became part of its council, with the solemn duty of creating weekly polls. Well one day I created the poll "Which would win in a fight? Borg Cube or Death Star?". Naturally, since this was a Star Trek guild, the answer was overwhelmingly "Borg Cube", but someone did have the rationality to point out we were biased.

So I look up a pretty prominent Star Wars guild and message one of their council and ask them to poll the same question and get back to me in a week. They do, and naturally the fuckin geeks said "Death Star".

So then I look up a Stargate guild and messaged the lead council member, saying the same thing, and they get back to me almost immediately saying that the Death Star would immediately one-shot a Borg Cube but they would never be able to do it again to another Cube. And I took that wisdom back to my guild and we were mollified, and for one moment the Nerd World was peaceful.

[evilsoup]

[gilliagandy]

Truly thrilled to finally find this post on my dash.

[hailmarysuggest]

I just want a fic where everyone is all ‘why is Dr Grace so grumpy today? He’s normally so sweet’ and Stratt goes to inspect him for like 5 minutes before grabbing scissors, snipping the tag out of the back of his shirt carefully enough not to leave one of those itchy lines behind, and then he’s a freaking sweetheart again for the rest of the day. Like the princess and the pea. And for some reason only her people watching abilities could figure out why.

Carl probably could have figured it out too, but he can’t be glued to Grace’s side 100% of the time lol.

[catchymemes]

[crabussy]

I think I'm too autistic dude just almost said "it's gonna be so horses" to my friend about something I'm excited for. NOT an adjective

[normalcei]

Not all dogs have jobs and I think they should get to wear little vests too

[bisexualshakespeare]

[ID: drawing of a dog in a harness that says: unemployed. / end ID]

[fatpunk]

where is transgender flag "I'M TOO FAT FOR THIS HEAT"

[fatpunk]

FOUND IT

[fatpunk]

it's that time of the year again folks

[postarcadian]

the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system

[aomitois]

rb and tag your favorite song that's not in english, japanese or korean

[miseria-fortes-viros]

ultimately the truth about frankenstein is that we are all grotesque amalgamations of the best and worst parts of everyone who came before us. and sometimes the people who are supposed to love us because of and in spite of this will not. and we can kill them with hammers for that. and i think that’s beautiful

[miseria-fortes-viros]

my brother in christ frankenstein is the title of the book

[warlockofagnesi]

COUNTERPOINT

[miseria-fortes-viros]

well i can’t argue with that one

[quacksmith]

Ah yes, Mary Shelley’s monster.

[miseria-fortes-viros]

no mary shelley is the name of the monster not the doctor

[villainessbian]

common misconception! mary shelley's monster was actually lord byron

[tpwrtrmnky]

the real answer to almost every "does [identity A] belong in [identity B] spaces" question is actually just "these spaces are informal social groups and if you're cool you can hang, don't worry about it"

[tpwrtrmnky]

You can be Homer Simpson at the lesbian bar. It's fine. Don't worry about it.

[coelii]

I think that’s part of what makes the payoff for this joke one of the best in the series

you’re supposed to think Homer is just being his usual idiot self and is about to realize the obvious (har har har he doesn’t belong there!)

but no!

props to them for not only making the actual joke a funny misdirection, but topping it off with this (surprisingly progressive) stinger:

[soljua-deactivated20180215]

reasons i haven’t replied back:

- i’m socially exhausted - i don’t have the time right now - i don’t know how to reply - i have a bad memory and got distracted - i’m having a depressive episode and don’t have the energy to socialise

not reasons i haven’t replied back:

- i’m ignoring you just because - i hate you - i’m fed up with you - i don’t want to be your friend anymore

[whenthegoldrays]

[starvariety]

i love this shot they’re all so weirded out

[eridiancigarettes]

[spiribia]

Creative workaround for those who haven’t seen it

[sharkfiinn]

prism is a little overwhelmed