[catcrumb]

[pipermintz-deactivated20260402]

I feel like if humans swallowed rocks like birds do to help grind up food we'd have so much fun with it.

Can just imagine all the girlies on tiktok going "I know this is a bit controversial but I honestly love using limestone as a gastrolith. Not only can you readily forage it but they are just so pretty when smoothed out after regurgitating them"

and then all the comments would be like " girl 😭 😭 calcite dissolves in stomach acid!! Just use quartz if you want a pretty gastrolith like 💀"

[eternalfarnham]

I like this site. Y’all just shotgunning counterfactual timelines

[orteil42]

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

If you mess up a social interaction you can say "Failed Experiment" and move on

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

Cannot stress enough that you say this in your head

[hiveswap]

I am a hardened apocalypse zombie survivor and the dsmp is my lovely tragically deceased wife

[hiveswap]

if she got back up i wouldnt hesitate to put her back down but i'd have like, manpain about it

[charl0ttan]

dog i gotta move like yesterday

[web-treasure-box]

[megpricephotography]

Young Barney, happy on the hills in the summer of 2008

[victusinveritas]

[gaytanic-panic]

[oblique-lane]

In this era of surveillance i don't need my phone anymore

[guineapiggies]

Via cid_dwyer

[not100bees]

Yeah sorry I can't come into work today. I accidentally heard Primadonna by Marina formerly of and the Diamonds. So I need the day to be a primadonna girl. Yeah it's going to be the whole day.

[nixpunk]

[aphrostiel]

the star trek trio meeting their miis

[super-metroid]

cant even hornypost about falin touden bc im just gonna get dozens of people responding with marcille speech bubble image edits

[theirisianprincess]

[arrgh-whatever]

Protectors of Equestria

[gobblechopstv]

[40ouncesandamule]

The face Milhouse made haunted me for years. I don’t know what it is about that grimace that branded itself upon me but… it stuck. It stuck with me for years.

Even now, I feel a certain coldness

[ilovecats4ever]

because its based on this picture of a French man watching the Nazis march into Paris in 1940

[sparrow-va]