Something Clever

I should probably update this - watch this spot. NSFW, random bullshit. Mostly going to be hurling up The Summer Hikaru Died, Alien Stage, Chainsaw Man, and whatever else strikes my fancy at the moment. Pokemon fan. I like raccoons. Always open to asks. Pronouns are irrelevant, please do not think about me while I'm not around (but really, don't, I don't want to be observed).

[zipsunz]

love, friendship, family... and you

[ihatepannacotta]

I used to have a big obsession with jojos and these two were my borbos (they are)

Fugo alt colors under the cut

[catasters]

[candyh0rns]

A bit unusual post from me today :p

I didn't read manga or watch anime for a really REALLY long time but this one? HOLY- I LOVE IT im on chapter 32 right now 🔥

And i didn't draw in anime style much too so this is also pretty new for me :³

But like how it turned out 💖

[onenicebugperday]

Emerald moth, Cathydata batina, Geometridae

Found in Central and South America

Photo 1 by stephenluk, 2 by carrollperkins, 3 by desertnaturalist, 4 by damontighe, 5 by julianbiol, and 6 (for scale) by smejiadu

[michaelmurder]

holding hands

[scorpio-system]

AAA video game publisher voice: "Look. The goose layed a golden egg, and that's nice! Everyone loved that egg. But keeping the golden goose means paying for bird feed and I don't want to, so I killed the goose."

[vanshira]

#‘that goose keeps laying golden eggs. that’s stagnation. I’m going to kill it and go look for a goose that lays diamond eggs’#‘that goose normally lays golden eggs but this time it laid a silver egg. I’m going to kill it because even though I can still make good#money with that it’s not as good as a golden egg’#‘that golden egg laying goose only lays an egg once a day instead of constantly shitting them out. I don’t care that golden eggs take time#if they’re not constant the goose is worthless to me’

@thebaldursmouthgazette y u leave all the good stuff in the tags

[insinirate]

please take this puppy home

[charl0ttan]

dude quick turn on wikipedia. any article

[jadeharleyinc]

me watching as every wikipedia article changes from “is” to “was”

[komorebigold]

[pmamtraveller]

"Gannet Diving" necklace created by artist Rie Taniguchi

[persianmom-deactivated20251026]

what will it be, boss? the comfort of misery or the pain of change?

[wizard-of-interesting-failure]

[redarmyscreaming]

[homunculus-argument]

[Freeze frame in the middle of an amazingly wild chase scene of some poor soggy bastard getting chased by an enraged crowd]

"Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering what's going on, and how I got into this situation in the first place."

[The stop unfreezes for a few seconds as this terrified target takes a few more desperate running steps, pausing again just as someone is about to grab his ankle]

"Well, the truth is, I still actually don't know what this was about. But I do know how I got here: I can never resist an angry mob. Now watch me get this fucker."

[the seizing hand grabs the runner by the ankle, he falls down and proceeds to get unceremoniously beaten to death. The protagonist brushes the dust off their clothes and the rest of the movie continues normally. The killing at the beginning scene is never mentioned again.]

[moldspace]

hungry critters

[stealthrockdamage-deactivated20]

"is it possible for a [thing] girl and a [different thing] boy to be in a relationship? 🥺" i'll stop you right there. get a notebook cause i'll only tell you once. men and women are not allowed to date each other

[aya--bb]

genuinely I'm so sick of people wanting all fiction to be ethical. can we all just get a little gross with it. the point of fiction is that it's not real. we can be unethical in fiction; same goes with being perverted with fiction, being unrealistic with fiction, and being grotesque with fiction. not all fiction has to be ethical, not every character has to be ethical, and that's okay. can we stop with the puritanism. be gross. be unrealistic. be whatever. if I don't like it it's not my business as long as we're all clear that its fictional.

[notemily]

via ered.bsky.social, the only kinds of unethical fiction:

people in the replies are going "what about books glorifying unethical things" and "what if it's propaganda" and you, my friends, are who this comic was made for

[a-krogan-skald-and-bearsark]

Okay, but like, the human skin one COULD be done ethically?

The other two, sure. But you get folks to donate their skins when they die, veg-tan them, Bob's your copy of Lord of the Rings.

[yoan-le-grall]