Something Clever

I should probably update this - watch this spot. NSFW, random bullshit. Mostly going to be hurling up The Summer Hikaru Died, Alien Stage, Chainsaw Man, and whatever else strikes my fancy at the moment. Pokemon fan. I like raccoons. Always open to asks. Pronouns are irrelevant, please do not think about me while I'm not around (but really, don't, I don't want to be observed).

[everyday-cutephoto]

[punishedsaints]

[coolmaycroft]

[im-mender]

[ice-breadd]

Sleepyheads 💤💤

[gumbaigumbai]

Favorite Luka screenshots from Round 7 ~ Also isn't it funny how by Ivan's selfish act of kissing Till he publicly created a vulnerability Luka was then able to exploit in the following round, causing Till's death? lol

[cosmicretreat]

[relmint-draws]

Anakt Highschool Promposal Day!? 🫪🫣

[lizardsfromspace]

Out of control Edwardian youths refuse to clap at production of Peter Pan, force distraught J.M Barrie to pull out rarely seen "Tinkerbell Fucking Dies" ending

[tillivanemo]

"Come on fuck me emo boy"- probably a guy named Ivan

[batbetbitbotbut]

r/knitting post of the day by u/Optimus_FineAsHell:

I was unknowingly working on a 35 foot long blanket for years

I started a blanket 10 years ago and put it down shortly after starting. It was on 30” circulars and I just kept casting on until I couldn’t fit anymore stitches. I was new to the hobby so I figured it would just be “blanket sized.”

I picked it back up about 6 months ago determined to finally finish this thing. I transferred it to 60” circulars to give myself more working space, and during that transfer I counted 450ish stitches, but that would just be a big king sized blanket right? So I kept going. But after about 9 balls of yarn and only 2 feet in length finished, I gave up and decided I would just crochet the blanket instead.

Halfway through my crocheted version, I ran out of yarn and made the sad decision to frog the knitted project for salvage yarn. After removing the circular needles, I thought it’d be interesting to see how wide the blanket actually was.

After straightening it all out I stared at my work, utterly dumbfounded, that I had been working on a 35 foot wide blanket this whole time. I am SO GLAD I did not finish this project as I would’ve cried at the monster I had brought into the world.

tl;dr - You should really pay attention to the size reference chart on your yarn and count the stitches when free-handing as a newbie.

And finally, the blanket:

[focsle]

Home just in time for A N T I Q U E S R O A D S H O W !

[focsle]

Look at this CAR HORN!!

[bewareimfrench]

Imagine driving in 1915 Paris with a fuckin gargoyle on your Peugeot lol

[bowieboosh]

Cargoyle

[yuriweee]

guys don't worry! Ivan isn't dead, he just reincarnated as my cat!!

[penny-anna]

Now you see, I’ve watched enough cartoons to know that this square of the carpet is on a separate animation cell from the background & therefore something funky will happen if I step on it. You won’t catch me making a rookie mistake like that no sir!

[lisaonatree]

Did you step on it?

[penny-anna]

I forgot it was there & stepped on it, plummeting through the concealed trapdoor into the cellars. Please send help.

[lisaonatree]

Help it’s on its way!

By the way, are the bricks all the same colour?

[penny-anna]

I can’t see anything! It’s pitch black down here. All that’s visible is my eyes.

[damndinarzade]

Just make sure there isn’t a second, more dangerous pair of eyes somewhere around yours

[secondmoredangerouseyes]

Hey

[orpheuslament]

no one talks about how straight up painful it is to be the bigger person when deep in your soul you just want to be a huge bitch about it

[phimeirai]

playing with marrrkeerrrssssss

[cupidsquilll]

[future-crab]

Conversation overheard in the movie theater bathroom immediately after a showing of Hadestown:

“Just goes to show that love doesn’t exist. He’s just gonna turn around. What’s the point?”

“Saaarah nooooooooo, an Orpheus that doesn’t turn around is an Orpheus that isn’t in love, that’s the whole poooiiint!”