Envy The Freak

An independent RP and ask blog for Envy from the Fullmetal Alchemist manga.

[shutyourmoustache]

[mewi-archive-deactivated2024061]

@wickedcriminal how dare you to hide this gem in tags

[rattlesnek]

HIGHLY foreboding thrift store omen

[minervafloofdraws]

[sepiamestus]

Shapeshifter characters are so inherently tragic and i eat that shit up every time. I fucking LOVE when a character's sense of identity hinges upon being anyone but themself. Like yesssss babygirl struggle with your identity as an individual person and not just a reflection of others youre so sexy haha

[flork-of-cows-official]

burn out

[badpsychicadvice]

Internet hugs for anyone else out there dealing with burn out or other mental and/or physical issues that make it hard to interact right now

[hardphealings]

Obsessed with narratives where people meet their alternate universe selves. Who would you be if you grew up differently? If you were raised differently? If you grew up in a totally different society? If certain things had or had not happened in your life? Would the core of you be the same? What if you became a narrative foil for yourself? What would both of you learn?

[maestrosigma]

excellent names on the enemy team tonight

[bairenalenko]

[greelin]

“you can’t just casually mention you’ve technically died once” i can actually. it’s funny

[alexsrpshit]

Beloved RP friend: I have/am making another blog—

me:

[madsciencestudent]

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

[envy-the-freak]

“Why are you on the table?”

Envy groaned loudly from the broken remains of the table that laid underneath them. Urgh, their little brother either had a hilarious sense of humor, or was just being literal.

"...I tripped."

[askegbooty]

Things I’ve Heard/Said in Drama Class as RP Starters

“I’m gay for you, home slice.”

“Santa Claudius.”

“I will Mulan this bitch.”

“Stop reciting Shakespeare and join our satanic yoga group.”

“I don’t want to be a part of your fuckin’ world, Ariel.”

“STAGE CREW! AN OOMPA LOOMPA FELL!”

“This wig and makeup makes me look like a green haired Trump.”

“How the fuck don’t you know your lines? You’re on in ten minutes!”

“I have to get up as Elvis in front of the entire grade. You’ll be fine.”

“He’s a douche canoe.”

“I have about ten layers of hairspray in.”

“What the fuck do cis people drink?!”

“It’s been three weeks and thirty-seven showers. My hairspray is still not coming out.”

“Why did you bring gummy tide pods in again?”

“I cosplay enough to know how to work with wigs.”

“Three sewing projects two years ago, don’t fail me now!”

“I almost had to kiss her. That’s a problem since I’m gay.”

“At least you don’t have to deal with long hair.”

“I think most of the production is high.”

“The Great Wall of China has to be finished by tomorrow, people!”

“I run the meme economy.”

“This avalanche smells like toilet paper.”

“You have to do some things you don’t like to be an actress.”

“Actually, actor.”

“And were you wearing 5 layers with the top being wolf fur whilst barely being able to breathe?”

“What?”

“Exactly, Katherine.”

“*lifts leg* I’m trans.

“I won’t hesitate to break my ankle.”

[memeuptheinbox]

Sentence Starters Based Off Things I’ve Said To My Cat

“It’s just a shower, buddy, it ain’t gonna eat ya.”

“I JUST cleaned that!”

“Why are you on the table?”

“I can’t help you find the bug, it’s gone.”

“You are so soft. And cuddly.”

“Why do you look so soft all the time? What’s your hair routine?”

“Quit begging for ice cream, I’m not giving you any.”

“You can’t have any of this, you’re lactose intolerant.”

“Grab something off my plate again, I swear to god.” 

“Get OFF the table!”

“You smell like shit.”

“That’s my foot, little buddy.”

“Why are you attacking me?”

“Put the wires DOWN.”

“I can’t believe you ate that.”

“Why are you like this?”

“Were you waiting for me to get home? Awwwww.”

“Who wants a hug? Not you? You’re getting one anyway.” 

“Come back! Let me love you.”

“You JUST ate!”

“I just gave you food, why do you want mine?”

“You’re really hyper today but that’s normal I guess.” 

“Hey babyyy. Baaaaby. Baaaaabyyyyyy. Are you getting annoyed?”

“Awwwww, you DO love me!”

[mes0melas]

He just wore his wicked good, 

Clearly you’re misunderstood, 

Like pagans in the house of God [x]

[vai-ish]

[crtastrophic]

[justagaygoosehoard]

this post is utterly incomprehensible to me

[vai-ish]

hey this same post cost an arm and a leg to make

[bauliya]

@vamprisms hey i just wanna talk

[envy-the-freak]

ooc: Hey guys. Sorry I disappeared. I wasn’t doing great and made the mistake of starting Pokemon Snap while in that state. Big mistake because I got completely absorbed in it and still kinda am. Did get some happy chemicals from it so....

I’ll be around again. Just getting there.

[envy-the-freak]

Mun: ...Uh oh. I’m suddenly really sad and depressed.

Mun: But why? There hasn’t really been anything to trigger another spell recently has there? This makes no sense. Is it just a random slump?

Mun’s Body: GUESS WHAT TIME IT IS, B!+CH!

Mun: .....AH.

Muse: Looks like it’s gonna be a ‘fun’ week!

[cursedalchemybrothers]

(envy-the-freak) "Oy, nerds!" Only warning Envy busts in on the brothers. Honestly, they should have expected it to do it at some point or another given how much they've all been together and not tried to kill each other. "I got candy!" Envy holds up the large bag filled to the top with sweets.

Ed had been laying on his back, on the bed, reaching some sort of in depth alchemy book when Envy suddenly burst into the room. He yelped, grip slipping and accidently dropping the book on his face. “Ow! Fuck! Can’t you knock!?” He barked at Envy. Pushing the book off and rubbing his now sore forehead, though his attention was caught by sweets.

“….youre forgiven if you share.”

Al had just watched the whole thing, exasperated with his brothers quick switch. “Brother….”

@envy-the-freak

[cursedalchemybrothers]

envy-the-freak​:

Shit! He wasn’t dropping it! Not only that, but the alchemist was pulling up information that most people often over looked or forgot about to link together! The homunculus probably should have remembered more often that he was an alchemist-a scientist who’s mindset and work focused on observations and recognizing trends and patterns.

“Oh, fuck off brat! What do you know about me?” Envy snapped. “You can’t even make the connection that not needing to eat for survival means we’re not going to eat as much as you pathetic things!” It turned back to the door, forgetting about the bag it had set down for the human to rummage through.

“Urgh, this is stupid. I’m out!”

“Hey youre the one that mentioned it!” Edward scowled at the homunculus, what the hell was Envy’s problem!?

“You said you /can’t/ eat a lot without feeling like shit not that you don’t have to. So you told me yourself something about you physically prevents you from eating as much as a human or it will make you sick. Don’t treat me like im an idiot! You’re the one who said it.”

“Dont let the door hit you in the ass on the way out!” He snarked, flopping back the bed with his pocket notebook and no longer looking at Envy. 

“Brother! You’re being rude!”

Though honestly the younger didn’t know what to say to the homunculus. With everything his brother said he couldnt say he wasn’t curious but he could also see the other was upset by the questions.