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first rule of storing tupperware is have fun and be yourself. second suggestion is slam the cabinet door quickly and don’t worry ‘bout it.

carbomcoco

"these researchers published a paper on something that literally any of us could have told you 🙄" ok well my supervisors wont let me write something in my thesis unless I can back it up with a citation so maybe it's a good thing that they're amplifying your voice to the scientific community in a way that prevents people from writing off your experiences as annecdotal evidence

carbomcoco

they did the research in the first place because they believed you and wanted to tell people about it. they are not our enemies.

aphony-cree

people always go "Instead of spending all that time on a study they could have just listened to us when we said these thing happen"

they did listen, that's how studies work, they asked people about their experiences and put all the data together in a nice package that can be cited

#like i am actually begging the medical community to do more research on the connection between eds/pots/mcas and autism #and also just chronic illnesses that tend to affect women and trans people in general #so more doctors can learn about our experiences and be better at treating us! studies are our friends

ryebreadgf

favorite series of tweets

elucubrare

You’ve heard of “i didn’t say it was good, i said i liked it,” get ready for “i said it had some technical problems & didn’t fully deliver on its themes, not that i didn’t like it”

elucubrare

#I voiced a criticism of some of its aspects#which in no way implies I did not like it#“and especially does not imply that I would like to hear a defense of it of the form 'shut up and let people have fun'”

REALLY endorsing these tags from galileosballs

#if i criticize something that means i liked it. i thought about it. it compelled me #if it was garbage i will simply not even waste the energy thinking about it

“wow that’s really hot” and “that’s so real she’s just like me” are the only two thoughts that form when watching The L Word

pinkprincessxx

And also

“Shut up jenny!!!!!”

#tried to think of another thought ive had while watching the l word but nope. these are the only thoughts

spin-the-wheel-polls

you have to get this piercing!

Do you like it?

I have it!

Yes!

yes but I wouldn't get it

No

Wouldn't be worth it

Results/other

Remaining time: 5 days 19 hours

#would loveeeee to get my septum pierced but unfortunately it is “severely deviated” (my doctor's words lol)#and i will probably eventually have to get surgery to fix it #maybe they can throw in a piercing as a bonus

byjove

One of the funniest things about Mormonism is that I’m sure Joseph Smith never believed any of the bullshit he said. There are some religions and cults where you have faith the original prophet actually thought they were talking to angels or believed the set of principles they laid out for their followers were for the greater good. Joseph Smith was a dumbass but like PT Barnum he realized a sucker was born every day and he was one step above the average 1830s sucker. He went from making people pay him to look at a rock in a top hat and ‘locate buried treasure’ to receiving lost bits of scripture, through the rock and top hat method. His wife caught him cheating and he said an angel visited him and told him men should be allowed multiple wives and not obeying that would send her to hell. I’m fairly convinced that dude was an atheist. He was on that hustler grindset. Brigham Young might have actually believed some of the shit he said but I don’t think Joseph Smith genuinely had faith in Mormonism or gave a fuck about humanity in the slightest.

byjove

I mean, success is a relative term. He was shot to death by an angry mob at the age of 38 while running for US president, after inciting a riot by ordering a printing press to be destroyed because the ex-Mormon newspaper was saying true things about him. He was arrested for starting the riot, freed, tried to declare martial law and call out his own personal militia before fleeing. It was only when he was apprehended and brought back to Carthage that the people of Illinois resorted to mob justice. Truly Trump-esque behavior but that guy has gotten away with it for 79 years.

byjove

Also, I think it’s so funny that his Wikipedia lists him as the first U.S. presidential candidate to be assassinated kind of implying he was assassinated for presidential politic reasons and not because he was a career criminal who had been terrorizing Illinois for 5 years straight.

#the craziest thing about mormonism is that if youve seen the south park mormon episode you basically know everything about mormonism #like i don't think they made up a single thing in that episode it was just straight up mormon history and theology #even the part where he forgot what the rock said and then said he found another rock that was worded slightly differently

catchymemes

universejunction

executive dysfunction

nicolodigenovas

The ability to have nice conversations with strangers and especially store employees will save your everyday life from greyness

#no one tells you this but its true #this is actually how you feel like a part of your community #and if ur autistic its worth learning social rules for :)

femmchantress

I don’t care if Monday’s yuck

Tuesday, Wednesday tread through muck

Thursday maybe eat a duck

It’s Friday, Flat as Fuck

pjharvey

we have to start running a massive PSA campaign to young gay people so everyone understands there is a difference between being a dom and being a top and between being a sub and being a bottom. and also that sometimes you are neither a sub nor a bottom and you're just like shy. we need to be handing out flyers we need ads at every train station spreading the word

#it doesnt help that a lot of straight people in the bdsm scene use top/bottom and sub/dom interchangeably #but also regardless your sexual preferences have nothing to do with your personality outside the bedroom #some of the biggest day to day control freaks i know are huge subs and some of the most mild mannered soft spoken people are power tops LOL #like unless someone tells you their preference you really never know #(also most people are switches/verse but thats a whole other conversation bc people love creating new binaries for some reason)

Not into vomiting even a little but I do think exhibitionism is really hot especially when someone does it about a weird kink they definitely have shame about so unfortunately i find Gee talking about throwing up on Nashville B stage hot (also everything they do is automatically hot so jot that down)

#bbg i cant throw up even when i need to but i would try my very best to throw up for you <3 #tw emetophobia #mcr nashville