Danny K.

[retronerdinfinity-deactivated20]

The master of burns Yours Truly

[lenaoxton]

it’s 1 am and no one would believe me if i didn’t record it

[tlematimun]

we really are living in the darkest timeline

[salty-red-mage]

[thegleampt2fromtheglowpt22001]

Twitter moments basically suck most of the time but occasionally it brings the good stuff

[tarynel]

He look dirty as fuck so no surprise lmfao

[puffsaddy]

[melonmemes]

The hero we all needed

[anarcho-compass]

The most noble thing I have ever seen

[old-friends-senior-dog-sanctuary]

I just want to get dicked down again =/

[ichibankasuga-deactivated202108]

[characterlimit]

absent for 14 months only to return horny on main

[writing-prompt-s]

Marvel and DC heroes now exist, but due to the amount of heroes crime is almost non-existent to the point superheroes compete to solve the smallest of problems.

[gnarlygnomes-deactivated2024120]

The Avengers and Justice League beat the shit out of me for jaywalking

[parskis]

I know in my mind this is about bank of america… but in my heart..

[fistinginferno]

jack black is literally the only human that never needs any context for me. I could see him going anywhere and doing anything. like if i got abducted by aliens and saw him just wandering around the spaceship putting bugle chips on his fingers to make it look like he has claws i would be like ‘that’s some classic jack black right there’ and not even question it

[insomniac-arrest]

it’s a strike

[gharibajameel]

SMASH MOUTH BEEFS WITH DJ KHALED OVER EATING PUSSY

[gharibajameel]

RIGHT HERE ON TWITTER WHERE EVERYONE CAN SEE IT

[camblogarchive]

nature documentary but the narration is just weird enough to make you question it

[camblogarchive]

“Some fish can walk out of water, so remember that next time.”

[camblogarchive]

“You might think you’re safe, but horses are omnivores”

[toxicglooo]

please watch the round planet on netflix it’s exactly like that 

[dearbucky-deactivated20171218]

he’s beauty he’s grace he’s mr united states

[gqa1]

Reblog In 5 seconds for good luck

[nullelemental]

​this worked last night lets go for round two

[randomness-is-epic]

[the-absolute-best-posts]

plankton is a potty mouth

[chillwerewolf]

small child: [absolutely incomprehensible gibberish]

me:

[animationstations]

[catholicamputee]

this was the weirdest movie ever.

[marsup]

shrek 2 was the highest grossing film of 2004 and is the 26th highest grossing film of all time

[finehoney]

im so ready to be in a relationship so whenever the universe is ready hmu with a keeper