Wynter @eohippus-moropus - Tumblr Blog

Hello all!

I'm Wynter

I'm a minor, he/it/xe/she

No dni cuz they don't work but I like to block people

Gender fluid, lesbian, cupioromantic/fictoromantic

someone force me to stop gettinf into romantic relationships thinking i was actually wrong and then feelinf like shit when i realize i was just cupio-ing it up 🙁

I'm fictionkin and a selfshipper/yumeshipper

I am CRINGE and I am FREE and i am FUCKING YOUR MOTHER (/j I'm not fucking your mom I promiseeee 💔)

my blog name is the tiny extinct horse-thing and the big extinct horse-thing (its pretty much just tinyhorse-bighorse)

My name is a reference to A.B. Wynter from The Residence and also The Winter Soldier from the MCU

Do whatever you want forever

I don't know how to tag this (melts)

#littlebighorse ranting #littlebighorse faves #littlebighorse art

lavenderprose

Ilya is so lucky that Shane proposed. Ilya would have been a nervous fucking wreck for the entire day beforehand. Wake up in the morning. Look in the mirror. Today's the day. Sob. Breathe. Okay I'm good! Turn around and Shane's hair is all in his face, still asleep on Ilya's pillow. I am NOT good. Cold shower. Breakfast that Ilya does not eat. Morning jog wherein Ilya runs like someone is chasing him. Lunch that Ilya does not eat. Drive out to the cottage. Make Shane pull over because Ilya needs to dry heave on the side of the road. "Baby we don't have to drive out today if you're not feeling well." "NO WE HAVE TO." Get to the cottage. Immediately send Shane on some kind of extended fool's errand. Shane wants to stay because Ilya is SHAKING and he is so worried. "No my love I'm fine it's just the breeze off the lake haha." It's thirty fuckig degrees Celsius. Shane finally gtfo's. Yuna, David, Rose FUCKING Landry all descend to help Ilya set up. Well. Ilya is supposed to be helping but he is standing on the deck fully dissociating. Yuna brings him tea. "Are you going to throw up the tea?" "Yes probably." Yuna takes away the tea. 800 electronic tea lights on the deck. In a parallel Ilya has no way of understanding, he both puts on and takes off a suit. Yuna fixes his curls into the hockey boy quasi-mullet that magnetizes Shane's fingers to Ilya's hair and says, "Oh, you're so handsome!" Ilya cries big fat tears. David tells a story about how his proposal to Yuna almost didn't happen because David went to the hospital for heart palpitations that morning. Thank You David That Does Not Help Even Remotely. Ilya slav squats on the lawn for twenty minutes. Shane's car pulls up in the driveway and everyone hides while Ilya vibrates in the entryway. Shane has no less than thirty grocery bags hanging from his arms, still complaining about why the grocery service cancelled their delivery last minute. Ilya leads Shane and all thirty of his grocery bags onto the deck. Shane is doing his favorite thing (bitching) and his second favorite thing (Follow Ilya) so he doesn't notice his own mother tiptoing behind him collecting the grocery bags he drops like breadcrumbs. There is an Oscar-winning actress hiding under his sofa and Shane does not notice because Ilya takes him on the deck and drops to his knees and Shane is like, "Haha, right now?" and then he sees that Ilya has a look on his face like he's just been told the sun is never coming up again and he has his hands on Shane's knees and he is saying, "Shane. Please?" and Shane puts his hands on his head and says "Oh my God baby what's happening to you" as Ilya melts and melts and then from the depths of the cottage someone who sounds a lot like Shane's very own father is whispering "The ring the ring" and when he looks back down Ilya is fumbling a ring box out of his pocket. The first picture of their proposal is Shane glaring into the middle distance with a hand cradling Ilya's curls like a baby while Ilya ugly sobs into his knee.

helloimawitchwannaseemycauldron

#yeah. yeah

kidthedigital

teeny

novastar-creations

Comforting comes in many forms

So does hurt but whatever

keep-on-rockying

extremely big fan of depicting a change in rocky's emotions by turning him into ball. I am not immune to a little silly

also extremely big fan of the Other options for this: photo of Real Actual Rock, and photo of James Ortiz The Actor

villainessbian

Consider this:

foeofcolor

Only day you can rb this

foeofcolor

This post is like a fucking rosetta stone I've had the same theme song tagged in at least 6 languages so far

#woahhh my birthday has a Tumblr post

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Happy Pride

matchstique

One more comic for the evening! I’m officially off twt or… uh x? Whatever…

liketheletter-l

thought this post was funy... @bettertwin1 & @bettertwin9000 always make me giggle

mkthedingus

YAYY IM UNC NOW!!

I wanna take a sec to say I love you all so much. You have no idea how many times I've been up at night kicking my feet at your wonderful fanart and comments. Your kind words and support makes my day and I'm honored to be a part of such a supportive and talented community. Stay weird goobies!!