gobbledygook

21+ | she/her & it/its | bladed cat-girl adjacent thing | 18+ only please | we will bury you

[pissvortex]

Christians when they die and go to science instead of heaven

[hylialeia]

easy to forget but book jon snow is great actually. he gets so drunk he cries in his first chapter. he's 16 years old and laser focused on loan negotiation. he keeps getting promoted against his will. he's the chosen fantasy protagonist with the worst genre awareness ever. he implements pro immigration social reforms. he has a giant albino pet wolf. he cuts a guy's head off. he thinks he invented cunnilingus. he's been dead for 15 years.

[maidthings]

[clearly experiencing symptoms of mania] oh i get it! im finally normal!

[pocketss]

Ummm she's literally sensitive :/

[girlballs-archive]

lays my beautiful tranny egg directly on the sidewalk

[epeboch]

I do not feel well at all.

[angelic-ivy]

me: [writing something] shoot... what's this woman's pronouns?

stenographer: well her bio says she/her...

me: better play it safe anyway [writes "it"]

the ghost of marie curie: [appears out of thin air] ivy... you're the first person to ever correctly gender me in a hundred and eighty-two years. from the bottom of my cold dead heart, thank you.

me: [dies of radiation poisoning]

stenographer: [dies of radiation poisoning]

[angelic-ivy]

favorite tags. bulliness you get it. also someone tagged this post #rpf which i think is so fuckin funny. like yeah. i guess. i guess it is.

[plastiboo]

[catcrumb]

[milksockets]

'campaign for bigpond music, australia's leading online music store' in lürzer's int'l archive (ads, tv + posters worldwide) vol. 2- 2009

[epeboch]

I need to get back into my hobbies from middle school

I'm already back into carving wood, next is bookbinding

[t4t-guyver]

my current housing situation is destabilizing rapidly and I need a place in the continental US to stay in the immediate term. currently unemployed but i'm able to clean around the house in a limited capacity.

[girlhusband1kw]

Oh i am BIG into orientation play. Now stop being vertical . Rotate 90°. And become horizontal... yeah just like that... now rotate 180° on your other axis so you become prone. Yes perfect.

I give this post 5 big spiders

[catcrumb]

[enbaluka-tokyo-drift]

[epeboch]

i think making friends might be fucking impossible actually, especially when u try and do it, and it seems like they develop some indistinct Problem with being around you, and rather than talk to you about it, they just stop talking to you

[pokeballvictimized]

#babykillertaylor