Santitaco

Santi-21-Chicago Suburbs. I think of this as a Diary...If I think it fits in with my life I blog it. Instagram/Snapchat: santiagonava723

[cephalotodd-deactivated20190310]

we should make fun of americans more. why dont their shops include tax in the price tag. like how much does this item cost? its a surprise :)

[moomoobooboo-deactivated2020102]

Honestly, tea. I’ve lived here my whole life and I have never once known what my total is gonna be at the register. Total fucking mystery.

[2-face]

im an ex-american living in new zealand for the past two years and it still never fails to blow my mind that i can take a $2 coin, walk up to a counter with two $1 items, and perform the expected transaction

[greekedtext]

this callout is completely deserved

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

[abitchistireddddd]

i was like “oh no! he’s gonna eat these poor pups” but nah

[g0lden-skulls]

did Jane from Tarzan narrate this

[saythefisherman]

It’s like two people who don’t exist are interacting

[oysters-aint-for-me]

this is a video of two people who accidentally find out that they’re both extraterrestrials after they realize they speak the same language unheard anywhere on earth and jimmy fallon realizes what is happening and he tries to put a stop to it because if the government finds out about it they’ll kill all three of them

[make--it--gayer]

[veztemporana-deactivated2019061]

bonus:

[scumbagsblog]

I’ve never seen this with the update and it makes it so much funnier

[art-woonz]

Art By IG: @ketnipz

Instagram: @artwoonz

[la-plus-heureuse]

say what you want, but this shit was better than the scene in legally blonde when elle wins her case

[raincityruckus]

elle and jake wouldn’t make it a competition, they’d want us to appreciate the other for doing a darn good job.

[djmixedtape]

This scene had me whooping like a white suburban dad at their son’s football game

[meanplastic]

A Star is Born - 2018

Deleted Scene

[ampervadasz]

Menő

[forgotten-sea-god]

[catchymemes]

[deeecccc]

He’s helping

[qozxe]

One of my friends was selling his gameboy controlled sewing machine so of COURSE I had to buy it

[lilyvonpseudonym]

This is a real peripheral that literally exists in the world we live in. This wasn’t even hacked together. This was an official product.

[a-gay-homosexual-deactivated202]

this is the physical embodiment of zero impulse control 

[twerkyvulture]

wow his character in Ghostbusters wasnt even scripted he’s just Like That

[cloudfreed]

me when im hungry

[sceablu-deactivated20181023]

[noahknox96]

Wanna join me? click here.

[cubappeal]

I love Sarah Paulson, didn’t know she was this funny.

Love that Rihanna’s losing it beside her.

[deeecccc]

Sarah Paulson being drunk on YouTube is the best thing you’ll ever see

[endangered-justice-seeker]

How come I hear Rihanna’s voice louder that Donald Glover without a microphone? 😂😂

[monroeler3b]

Rihanna ratchet as me. Sisters.

[kodakthagreat]

Now i only wanna hear Rihanna singing this lmfao

[swolizard]

Serena Williams standing up for herself while referee accuses her of cheating. She had been docked points for coaching that didn’t happen.

[tani-b-art]

This is so….so much deeper than what’s on the surface.

This umpire basically accused her of cheating! And penalized her for his accusations. This is touchy for Serena being that they have been conspiring against her for the longest with the whole drug testing. She’s had it with them opposing her with no merit or basis! SHE HAS NEVER CHEATED which has been proven time after time with those negative results. and to accuse her of that during this game is why she is extremely and rightfully emotional! The pain and humiliation in her voice says it all. It really hurt her for him to accuse her of that so publicly too. He announced it during the match on the mic to everyone and now that’s like a stain on this moment forever. That’s why she’s demanding he apologize to her and say it over the loudspeaker. To set the record straight that she didn’t do what he alleged.

Honestly she has faced the most her entire career and her mental fortitude to endure it and still be dominant is a miracle. ALWAYS A QUEEN

(this match was painful & angering to watch)

[tabloidsores]

me writing my posts

[fireblenders]

I feel like I just accidentally took a glimpse at the world in the year 7017

[solarpunk-aesthetic]

Just imagine a world full of beautiful stained glass windows which also generate electricity…

[Oxford Photovoltaics]

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

[invaderxan]

Women who are beyond done with all of this shit.

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[thehappyhooker-deactivated20190]

When I look at this I feel like it should be something from 100 years ago but this is really going on right now